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John Mayer’s Acoustic Cover Of “XO” Isn’t Too Shabby

Can't Go Wrong With A Quality Bey Cover!

Like many members of the female population, I have some misgivings about John Mayer. I’ve pretty much lost my ability to enjoy his music for what it is without thoughts of his douchey personality tainting my experience. That said, his cover of Beyonce’s “XO” is quite nice. If you like John’s musical style, you’ll love his raw, romantic interpretation of the song. [Huffington Post]

It Takes A Douche To Know A Douche: John Mayer Explains Juan Pablo

  • John Mayer revealed on Instagram that he owns a book which explains people’s facial expressions to ascertain their feelings. And John has helpfully referred to this “super dense esoterica” to share his thoughts about Juan Pablo with us: “The Bachelor”‘s YouTube-video-loving jerk demonstrates “contempt with some disgust, with a sadness brow.” Interesting.  [US Weekly]
  • The list of celebrities that Seth Rogen has gotten high with might surprise you. [Gawker]
  • Dating tips from “Princeton Mom”: Netflix and Seamless are making you single and fat. [And happy, thanks. -- Amelia] [New York Post]
  • Somehow, “butt selfie queen” Jen Selter has made it into Vanity Fair. [Vanity Fair] Keep reading »

Report: Katy Perry & John Mayer Break Up (Yet Again)

  • Katy Perry dumped John Mayer this week, according to “a source close to the pair.” John and Katy had been touch-and-go for years, but they seemed so sure of their new love that they recorded the world’s sappiest song together, “Who You Love,” while engagement rumors swirled. I wish Katy had just listened to everything Taylor Swift had to say about John Mayer in her song “Dear John.” [Eonline]
  • The National Enquirer apologized for publishing fake quotes [third item] by playwright David Bar Katz, a friend of the late Philip Seymour Hoffman’s, claiming they were gay lovers and were freebasing cocaine the night of his death. Katz sued the Enquirer for libel and in a settlement, the paper will fund an annual grant supporting playwrights. [The Wire] Keep reading »

Watch Katy Perry & John Mayer’s “Who You Love” Music Video

Watch Katy Perry & John Mayer's "Who You Love" Music Video
Bull Riding Is So Romantic!!!!

Guys, I don’t know about this. Katy Perry and John Mayer, two marginally talented musicians who are dating, have put out a song together called “Who You Love” and this morning on “Good Morning America” they debuted the video for it. Refinery 29 nailed it by calling this a “less sexual” “Bound 2,” referring of course to Kanye West’s ridiculous music video co-starring Kim Kardashian. Instead of riding a motorcycle, John and Katy — and a whole bunch of other couples — ride a bull, ecstatic looks on their faces. The bull being a metaphor for relationships, I’m assuming. I like that the other couples in the video are diverse — interracial couples and same-sex couples are well-represented, which is always nice to see. The song is pretty too, if you’re into pretty things. It’s no “Drunk In Love” though. [GMA via Refinery 29]

John Mayer & Katy Perry Did A Really Emo Photoshoot For Their Duet

John Mayer & Katy Perry Did A Really Emo Photoshoot For Their Duet

So John Mayer and Katy are all in lovvvvve, so in lovvvvve that they recorded a duet together called “Who You Love.” Love love love! LOVE. So much love. Anyway, the duo went for a kind of moody, sixties, Bob Dylan and Joan Baez vibe with the black and white cover photo, part of a larger shoot that you can see after the jump. My favorite photo is the one where John’s denim shirt (natch) has amputated Katy’s hand. Also, they look like siblings which makes me sort of uncomfy. [Vanity Fair] Keep reading »

12 Signs You’re Suffering From Twitter Burnout

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12 Signs You're Suffering From Twitter Burnout

Twitter burnout is among us. With the company going public to potential investors last week, Twitter Burnout Syndrome (yes, I just coined that myself) is an actual financial concern. People have a history of getting overwhelmed by the site’s tendency to dominate their lives and taking a hiatus; sometimes even signing off forever. Even celebrities are susceptible. The likes of Jennifer Love Hewitt, Megan Fox and Alec Baldwin have dropped off the site’s grid and left their masses of followers hanging at one time or another.

John Mayer says the reason he deleted his Twitter account in 2011 is that the site had taken up so much of his brainpower that he couldn’t write songs (sorry, can we just LOL over that for a moment please?). With 500 million tweets shared each day, the whole thing can start to feel like a pretty big headache. Below, signs that you are suffering from Twitter Burnout Syndrome and need to take a little break.

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John Mayer Wore A Lot Of Layers On The Cover Of His New Album

John Mayer wore a lot of layers on his new album cover

You guys, John Mayer is cold. Katy Perry’s wispy arms aren’t keeping him warm at night. Why else would he be swathed in 17 layers of clothing on the cover of his new record, Paradise Valley (named after the area in Montana where Mayer lives most of the time)? Has Mayer been banished to sleep outside underneath his handmade quilt, with nothing but his loyal Labrador retriever to cuddle up to? Somebody get this guy a space heater. He’s wearing a bandana-print shirt. Things must have really gotten desperate.

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John Mayer & Katy Perry Recorded A Cheesy Duet Together

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  • Katy Perry and John Mayer have recorded a duet together, “Who You Love,” which is kinda more eyeroll-worthy than sweet. It’s all about how neither of them expected to fall in love with each other. Yeah, okay, whatever. The song will appear on Mayer’s upcoming album, which debuts next week. [US Weekly]
  • There’s video of Justin Bieber’s bodyguards getting into a shoving match outside a nightclub in the Hamptons this weekend. Supposedly it was all over a bowtie. [Crushable]
  • Kanye West bought two armored “super-SUV” vehicles to drive around Kim Kardashian and baby North at a cool $1.2 million each. Each SUV could withstand an attack from a rocket-propelled grenade. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Awkward scenes from “Breaking Bad” premiere parties. [Flavorwire]
  • The ShamWow guy, who’s also an ex-Scientologist, warned Leah Remini’s life may be in danger now that she’s left the Church. [ONTD] Keep reading »

Watch: John Mayer’s New Music Video, Featuring Prancercise Guru, Joanna Rohrback!

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John Mayer's New Music Video, Featuring Prancercise Guru, Joanna Rohrback
A prance to romance to!

Once you know the basics of prancercise, you can move on to the more advanced versions of the fitness exercise. Joanna Rohrback’s next level of being “induced by elation” is “romancercise,” a prance you can romance to. Who better than to provide the soundtrack for prance seduction than John Mayer? No one. Behold the official music video for “Paper Doll.”

I think YouTube user TypoQueen said it best: “Pretty sure John Mayer just won the internet.” Indeed he did. Only one more question: Right before the video begins, Rohrback warns that if you’re pregnant or nursing, you should consult a doctor before romancercising, but if you’re not, you should consult Jarrad. Who’s Jarrad Rohrback? Is it her much younger husband? Or is this her way of trying to set her son up with single ladies? I’ve included a picture of the mysterious Jarrad after the jump. If you have any information about him, or theories about his identity, please feel free to share in the comments. I WILL get to the bottom of this. [YouTube] Keep reading »

John Mayer & Katy Perry Break Up (Again)

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  • John Mayer and Katy Perry are dunzo yet again. The two have gone their separate ways because they’re so busy with their careers, sources say. Or maybe Katy finally listened to that Taylor Swift song “Dear John.” [US Weekly]
  • Lindsay Lohan’s newest mug shot has 100 percent less lip plumper than the last one. [People]
  • Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice is writing a book about “the creation of democracy at home and abroad,” which will be published in 2015. [New York Times]
  • Stephen Colbert’s sister Elizabeth Colbert Busch has won the Democratic primary in South Carolina for a seat in the House of Representatives, meaning she’ll face off against former Governor Mark Sanford in a May 7 election. [Yahoo]
  • Last week, Chicago Public Schools tried to ban the Marjane Satrapi graphic novels Persepolis. This week, sales of Persepolis are through the roof. [Shelf Awareness] Keep reading »
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