I fell off the “True Blood” bandwagon midway through the last season, when the whole Lilith and PTSD plot lines became seemingly more important than showing Alexander Skarsgard naked as often as possible. Last night, I made myself watch the season premiere, and while I was drawn in by Bill Compton’s super vamp powers (will he be less annoying now?!), I still think I am going to limit my “recaps” to showing you just the NSFW moments.
So, with that in mind, watch as sexy Alcide (Joe Manganiello) finds himself celebrating his new role as wolf pack leader with not one but two naked ladies. Nice start to the season, HBO. Props.
OMG, finallllllllly. An episode of “True Blood” truly worth watching! I’ll keep the spoilers mellow just incase you missed the episode in favor of watching the Olympics. But in the clip above, Alcide (Joe Manganiello) engages in some super hot sexy sex (BARE ASS ALERT!), tossing the chick on the bed, three-point style, and lunging at her. As Winona would say, “BEEEEEEEEP!” And after the jump, Tara finally behaves like the vampire I’ve been hoping to see, showing a former classmate that she’s not someone to fuck with. Keep reading »
“The fireman routine was in the script, the silhouette dance was in the script, but the one thing I said going into it was, “Guys, please, I’m up for these two classical sword-and-sandal pictures and I’m meeting with directors on them. Please don’t put me in a gladiator outfit, I don’t want to scare them off.” And sure enough, I get to my costume fitting and they’re like, “Oh my God, we’ve got this great gladiator suit!” And I’m like, “Guys, I am not doing the gladiator.” And so the compromise was that we had this great piece of classical music and I thought, Man, what if I was made out of stone and then I broke out of the stone and formed all the famous statues, like The Thinker, and you could paint me marble? It’d be awesome: The statue come to life. And then production came back to me and they were like, “No, you know what? We found these giant ten-foot-high gold statues, so let’s paint you gold.” And I’m like, “That makes no sense at all, but fine.” So the day of shooting, there was a team of five women and it took over an hour and they just covered me, every crevice, in gold. And the costumers gave me this gold lamé thong with a fig leaf on the front, and I just went for it.”
– Joe Manganiello, on the artful stripping routines in “Magic Mike.” Nobody puts Baby Joe in a gladiator outfit! [NYMag.com]
In honor of the movie that every woman and gay man with a pulse will be masturbating to come Friday — and what at least one critic has called “The ‘Citizen Kane’ of stripper movies” — I have scoured the internet and assembled all the “Magic Mike” GIFs worth drooling over. Behold, bare asses, pelvic thrusts, grinding hips, T-shirts being ripped off, and other various states of the hot cast undressed. (Duh, NSFW.) You are so fucking welcome.
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Well, to be clear, that’s not Joe Manganiello’s actual stomach, as that belly is missing his trademark eight-pack abs. But regardless, this clip is oddly sexy. And it’s also making me hungry. Enjoy!