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Sesame Street’s Reign Of Cuteness Continues

The best address in America has always played host to the cutest and brightest puppets, and now like a grand socialite giving her 40th birthday celebration, the show has created a simply amazing guest list for the upcoming season. Set your DVRs, volunteer to babysit, or call out sick and stay home to watch kids’ TV, because the new episodes, beginning Nov. 10, are going to be awesome …. Keep reading »

Jake Gyllenhaal Lego Isn’t Nearly Hot Enough

Here’s the latest entry into the celebrity doll house: the fine folks at Lego have decided to make an action figure of Jake Gyllenhaal in the upcoming movie “Prince of Persia.” But, um, didn’t they forget something? And by that, I mean his insane hotness. Couldn’t they have at least given us a set of more chiseled abs or some seriously brooding eyes? Hopefully, if they ever decide to make a figure of Jake in “Donnie Darko” or “Brokeback Mountain,” they’ll go for a more true-to-life approach. [People] Keep reading »

Quick Pic: “I Dunno Jake…”

“…that hat looks sort of dumb.” [Venice, CA, 8/30/09]
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L’Chaim: Grover And Jake Gyllenhaal To Star In “Shalom Sesame”

Oy gevalt! How psyched are we that Jake Gyllenhaal, Christina Applegate, Ben Stiller, and Debra Messing are helping Grover out in a 12-part series called “Shalom Sesame,” a Jewish version of “Sesame Street.” The show will teach bubbelehs about Jewish culture, complete with a visit to Israel to check out important landmarks. The show has been done before in 1986 and 1990, with stars like Joan Rivers, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Mary Tyler Moore. The premiere of the new version will be circa Hanukkah 2010. I’ll totally be breaking out the Manischewitz, matzo, and macaroons for that one! Now let’s see if I can convert, marry a nice Jewish boy, and produce some half-Jewish babies in time for the launch! [E! Online] Keep reading »

“Brothers” Is Like “Pearl Harbor” With Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder

Brothers” is the upcoming Natalie Portman-Jake-Gyllenhaal-Tobey Maguire movie about the Iraq war. Sam (Tobey) goes off to fight, leaving Grace (Natalie) and two kids at home, and he dies. Grace and the kids are heartbroken, and Tommy (Jake) steps in to help out (and, apparently, sleep with his dead brother’s wife). But wait! Sam isn’t dead! He comes back home, and things start going back to normal, but then he loses it when he finds out about Grace and Tommy! And his daughter tells him at the dinner table that Mommy would rather sleep with Uncle Tommy than him! And Sam goes apeshit! Looks like a much more intense, much less sappy version of “Pearl Harbor,” with its Ben Affleck-Josh Hartnett-Kate Beckinsdale love triangle, no? Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Tweedledee & Tweedledumbbell

Does the couple that dresses alike to go to the gym get a better workout? [Los Angeles, 6/22/09] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Jake Gyllenhaal Cops A Feel At Coachella

  • Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon attended Coachella Music Festival in Palm Springs over the weekend, where Jake very publicly squeezed Reese’s butt. [Perez Hilton]
  • Amy Winehouse reportedly wants to adopt a child from St. Lucia. [OK! Magazine]
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    Quote Of The Day: Reese Witherspoon Dishes On Her Divorce & Her New Man

    “Very humiliating and very isolating…But, by the way, if it’s not painful, maybe it wasn’t the right decision to marry to begin with. Those are the appropriate emotions. When people get in your face and say, ‘This will pass,’ you think, Are they crazy? I’m never gonna feel any better than I feel right this minute and nothing’s ever gonna make sense again. And I still have moments where I’m like, Nothings ever gonna make sense again.”

    “He’s [Jake] fabulous. He really is a fantastic guy. Unfortunately, he’s not in the movie, so we can’t really talk about him.”

    – Reese Witherspoon on her divorce from Ryan Phillippe and a few choices words about her current boyfriend, Jake Gyllenhaal Keep reading »

    Quickies!: Jake Gyllenhaal In A Musical & Seinfeld Returns To NBC

  • What the heck is Jake Gyllenhaal doing in Jamie Foxx’s new music video? [Perez Hilton]
  • Speaking of which, Jake Gyllenhaal and Jim Carey will both star in the musical version of “Damn Yankees.” Who knew these two could sing? [MTV]
  • There’s talk that Drew Barrymore is in the running to direct the third film in the “Twilight” franchise. Barrymore just finished work on her directorial debut so maybe it wouldn’t be a horrible move to hire her. [Entertainment Weekly]
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    Star Couplings: Roid Slugger A-Rod Crawls Back To Ex-Wife, Plus More Hollywood Babies

  • All that steroid talk must have really gotten to A-Rod because he went crawling back to his ex-wife, infuriating Madonna. But weren’t Madge and the slugger dunzo? [NationalEnquirer.com]
  • This is the photo that supposedly sparked the alleged confrontation between Rihanna and Chris Brown. [MediaTakeout.com]
  • Kevin Costner and his wife welcomed a baby boy, Hayes Logan Costner, last night. [Star.com]
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