Somehow it managed to escape my notice that Heidi Klum is now dating 27-year-old Vito Schnabel, son of artist and filmmaker Julian Schnabel and a bit of a Hollywood playboy (he’s dated Demi Moore, Liv Tyler and Elle Macpherson). I probably would have continued to be ignorant to this bit of celebrity bed-swapping gossip if these photos of the couple on the beach in Mexico hadn’t surfaced today and caught my attention because Klum, as you can see, in topless. I love a topless beach. Tan lines are fine and all, but bronzed boobs are the best. Click through for more pics of Heidi’s (NSFW) nips if you’re into that sort of thing.
Heidi Klum’s goal every Halloween is to basically see how much makeup and prosthetics she can pile on without being crushed under their weight. Her Halloween costumes are always phenomenal, putting everyone else — all the Mileys, and the zombies, and the sugar skulls — to shame. This year was no different, but her costume was still a surprise. Klum looks utterly unrecognizable when she showed up to her annual Halloween party dressed as an old and wrinkly lady. THAT NECK. That little dip in the center? They call that the suprasternal notch and Heidi’s wrinkly ass one is a sight to behold. See a few more shots — including her varicose-veined legs and feet — after the jump! As Tyra would say, she’s giving old, wrinkly realness from H to T. [Photos: Fame/Flynet and Getty Images] Keep reading »
If this trend continues, I’m thinking the LLDOAC (Little Leather Dress Of Any Color) will soon replace the LBD (Little Black Dress) as women’s go-to party ensemble. Case in point: Heidi Klum’s fabulous oxblood (are we still calling this color “oxblood”? Have we moved on to “Hematoma” yet?) leather dress, accessorized perfectly with gold earrings and a seriously fierce coordinating manicure (I might have made an appointment at my nail salon as a direct result of seeing this photo). Simple, edgy, stylish. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
In a new issue of Grazia Germany, Heidi Klum reveals that her current boyfriend and lover, Martin Kristen, is not perfect in the sack.
Well, Heidi always used to give glowing praise to Seal when they were together, so we wonder why Martin is so underwhelming? Is it because he can’t let go of his bodyguard instincts, or because he’s scared of hurting Heidi – which to be fair, Heidi is incredibly skinny and looks like she could crack under the weight of another person, especially the size of Martin. Read more at Celeb Dirty Laundry…
Last week, we spotted Vanessa Hudgens leaving a hotel in London kitted out in this red and black jacquard suit ensemble. Then this week, Heidi Klum was spotted out in New York City, galavanting around in this rather similar red and black look. We’d play that “who wore it better” game, but hell, they both look great. [Photos: Pacific Coast News]
You guys, this Twitpic Heidi Klum posted yesterday has been confounding me. I keep looking at it and asking myself, But what does it mean? I decided to do some free writing to try to get to the bottom of it all, because clearly, Heidi is trying to tell us something. Keep reading »