Posts tagged "halloween"

27 Kids’ Halloween Costumes That Will Make Your Ovaries Do Somersaults

Ohmygodhelpme. I have fallen into a kids’ costume k-hole and I can’t get out. Warning to any man who sleeps with me in the next, oh, 30 days: don’t trust me when I say I’m on the Pill. I’m not. If I say that I am, it’s just because I’m desperate to have a baby of…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 22, 2013

Our WTF?! Halloween Costume Battle Begins With A Vibrator And A Vagina Masquerading As A Man In A Canoe

Something happens to Halloween when you become an adult.

The holiday is no longer a night known for trick-or-treating, sugar highs and precious children dressed up as fairy tale characters. Instead, doom and dread take over as you retire your “skanky” [insert noun here] costume, and in turn, prepare yourself to…

Katie Oldenburg / October 22, 2013

I Can’t Handle The Cuteness Of These Kittens Dressed Like Tootsie Rolls

These are kittens dressed as Tootsie Rolls for Halloween. Let me repeat: here are a full two minutes and 18 seconds of kittens dressed as Tootsie Rolls. Sometimes the universe is actually that giving. No need to worry about nonsense like government shutdowns or the economy collapsing when you can watch adorable fluffballs scurry around…

Claire Hannum / October 21, 2013

Halloween Inspiration Board: Tris From Divergent

The Hunger Games is sooooooo last year, you guys. This year’s dystopian young adult series that older folks are late to the party on is Divergent by Veronica Roth. The books — there are two out, with a third hitting shelves in a few weeks — are being made into a movie series starring Shailene Woodley a…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 21, 2013

13 Titillating Halloween Costume Ideas For Your Boobs (NSFWish)

This year, why not ditch the sexy ninja costume and go topless? Not naked, silly — you might get arrested. I mean, get creative and transform your boobs into Halloween buppets. Buppeteer and Boobsmith Heidi Leigh is the master of making tits into people … and other things. Like, scary clowns. Truly, she has a…

Ami Angelowicz / October 21, 2013

Neil Patrick Harris & His Adorable Family Win Halloween For The Third Year In A Row

Ever since Neil Patrick Harris and his partner David Burtka brought twins Harper and Gideon into their lives, they’ve been going balls out for Halloween. This year, the adorable quartet is dressed up as characters from “Alice In Wonderland” for the kids’ preschool party, but NPH hinted that they have something else in store…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 21, 2013

14 Cool Halloween-Inspired Manicures

Maybe you work in office that frowns on Halloween celebrations. or anything else remotely fun. Or maybe you think nail art is too out-there and are waiting for a festive occasion when it’s OK to look costume-y. Or maybe you just want to look like you have slime dripping of your fingernails. Well, ladies, you’re…

Jessica Wakeman / October 20, 2013

Debate This: Do These Gruesome Halloween Decorations Go Too Far?

I’ve written before about how much I appreciate people who go balls out on Halloween, and I even put together a slideshow of scary Halloween decoration ideas that included a doll in a blood-filled bathtub, but even so, something about these “decorative” fake dead bodies a man set up in his Oklahoma driveway kinda ru…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / October 18, 2013

Watch This: What If Horror Movie Characters Made Good Decisions?

Even the best horror movie storylines hinge on the main characters making very, very poor decisions. From exploring an abandoned mental institution to spending the weekend at a serial killer’s cabin to pushing play on a cursed videotape to taking every opportunity to split up and explore dark corners alone, horror movie characters are alway…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / October 18, 2013

Halloween Inspiration Board: Lorde

Twerkin’ like Miley not your style this Halloween? Go the alternative route by channeling your inner teenage witchy goth as Lorde, the rising star on the pop scene. Lorde has got a thing for black mesh body-con dresses, almost black makeup, and the kind of jewelry that’s likely been cleansed by some new agey priestess. Memorize the…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 17, 2013

Halloween Inspiration Board: Tina Belcher From “Bob’s Burgers”

Okay, so I’ve never actually seen an episode of “Bob’s Burgers,” but apparently it’s popular and the character of Tina Belcher sounds like my spirit animal. At 14 years old, she has a voracious sex drive and a uniboob, and her favorite things are horses, rainbows, zombies, and writing erotic fiction. Like I said, spirit animal. Something tell…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 16, 2013

Halloween Superlatives: Most Likely To Spark An Irrational Fear Of Fruit

There are so many options for Halloween costumes and so many of them seem to be awful. This year, we’ll be giving awards out to the best of the worst the holiday has to offer.
There are sexy/edible costumes and then there are terrifying/edible costumes. Topping the list of bizarre food costumes this year is thi…

Ami Angelowicz / October 16, 2013

7 Horror Movie Villains Ranked By Dateability

Halloween is not a holiday known for love, but stay with us for a sec. The canon of horror movies is rife with potentially dateable and definitely single men, who could all just use some love, or at least a nice dinner out.  If online dating and the daily drudge of searching for available and…

Megan Reynolds / October 16, 2013

Halloween Inspiration Board: Model Cara Delevigne

If you pay any attention at all to the fashion industry or have picked up a fashion magazine in the last year, chances are good you at least recognize this face: Cara Delevigne is arguably the hottest up-and-coming model in years, thanks to her trademark heavy brows, wacky facial expressions, edgy street style and, uh, history of…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 14, 2013

Halloween Superlatives: Most Likely To Break FRAGILE Hearts

There are so many options for Halloween costumes and so many of them seem to be awful. This year, we’ll be giving awards out to the best of the worst the holiday has to offer.
It will be Thanksgiving soon enough and then you can watch “A Christmas Story” for 24-hours straight while eating any…

Ami Angelowicz / October 12, 2013

First Time For Everything: Sex In A Haunted House

Let me be clear: this house wasn’t in any way meant to be spooky. Nor was it Halloween. Even worse, my host didn’t forewarn me that there might be anything even vaguely strange about his place. The only thing he did mention, while unzipping my skirt, was that he was planning to put in a…

Molly Ren / October 11, 2013

Check Out This Year’s Top 5 Sexy Halloween Costumes (And Get Ready For A Lot Of Mice!)

The sexy Halloween costume phenomenon is not dying down anytime soon. I can’t say I understand wanting to dress up like a sexy sock monkey, but who am I to stand in the way of the Halloween hopes and dreams of others? You might have guessed that the Miley Cyrus’ VMA look would be flying…

Ami Angelowicz / October 11, 2013

Halloween Inspiration Board: The Women Of “Orange Is The New Black”

A little over a week ago, I asked you to vote on which pop culture-inspired Halloween costumes you most wanted me to recreate, and the cast of “Orange is the New Black” won handily. Now, the basics of this costume are simple and easy to find — the standard orange or tan “jumpsuit” is actually…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 10, 2013

An Open Letter To People Who Go Balls Out On Halloween

Dear People Who Go Balls Out On Halloween,

I’m not referring to people who choose Halloween costumes that expose their testicles. If you are one of those people, you’ll probably want to close this page and move on to a different open letter that deals more specifically with your definition of “balls out.”…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / October 10, 2013

This Family’s “Labyrinth” Costumes Win Halloween

That’s it. Everyone else can go home now. This family’s incredible, handmade “Labyrinth” costumes just instantly rendered every other costume tragically subpar. I mean, look at the tiny Goblin King! And that amazingly detailed Ludo mask! And DIDYMUS RIDING THE DOG. It’s all too perfect for words. Bravo, “Labyrinth” family, bravo. [Laughing Squid]…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / October 10, 2013
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