Posts tagged "halloween"

This Dad’s Disneyland Costume Would Make Walt Disney Proud

If you want to dress up as a Disney character for Halloween, there are so many to choose from: Snow White, Cinderella, Aladdin, Tinkerbell, and a plethora of colorful villains are all popular choices. But Rob Cockerham wanted to take the whole “Disney costume” idea to the next level; he wanted to dress up a…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / October 26, 2013

Final Duel: See Which WTF?! Halloween Costumes Made It To Our Last Battle

This may come as a shock to you, but life-sized vaginas and costumes of fictional characters receiving fellatio are considered poor taste.

While I personally feel private parts and oral sex are just dandy in their natural forms, it’s different when a human adult is parading around town with his massive labia…

Katie Oldenburg / October 25, 2013

Parents Posted This Sign To The Thief Who Stole Their 2-Year-Old Son’s Pumpkin

Two-years-old is too damn early to learn that sometimes people are mean for no reason. Alas, people can be terrible. A Redditor posted this sign that one of his neighbors put up for the person who stole his kid’s jack-o-lantern. The sign reads:…

Jessica Wakeman / October 25, 2013

8 Tips For Horror Movie Boyfriends So Your Girlfriend Won’t Get Killed By Zombies — In GIFs!

Let’s be real: horror movie boyfriends are kind of dumb.

From wanting to have sex in the woods, to their  leaving the basement door unlocked, to not keeping bullets in their gun, it’s almost as if these chuckleheads don’t realize they’re in a horror movie! I mean, come on, guys.  Since, in any…

Jessica Wakeman / October 25, 2013

Lady Gaga’s Parade Of Rejected Halloween Costumes Continues

I’ve figured it out. Lady Gaga had so many amazing ideas about what she could be for Halloween that she decided to dress up in all of them over the course of the month leading up to the holiday. I mean, yesterday she was Shredded Wheat, right? And last night, Gaga hit the town a…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 25, 2013

Baby + LED Lights = The Best Halloween Costume You’ve Ever Seen

OMFG. A baby in an LED costume. These are the moments when I long to be a parent — so I can dress my baby up to look like a glow-in-the-dark stick figure on Halloween. Please, please, please parents of the world, let me live vicariously through you by putting this glow-y thing on your…

Ami Angelowicz / October 25, 2013

10 Signs It’s Time To Leave A Halloween Party

If you’re not planning to hand out candy or take your niece trick-or-treating, chances are you’ll be spending this Halloween at a party. Whether your soiree of choice is a crazy frat party, a high-end fundraiser, a random house party, or a costume contest at a bar, the signs that a Halloween party has ru…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / October 25, 2013

VOTE! Which Costume Is More Likely To Make Grandma Keel Over?

Nana would be so proud.

Probably two of the most distasteful Halloween costumes I’ve ever seen are going head-to-er … head for the second round of Semi-Finals in our WTF?! Costume Battle!

Katie Oldenburg / October 24, 2013

Halloween Inspiration Board: Taylor Swift In The Video For “22”

The best part about dressing up as Taylor Swift in the music video for “22”? It’s made up entirely of pieces you’ll wear again and again. Well, maybe not the heart sunglasses. You can give those to your niece or raver friend or save them for next year’s “Lolita” costume. Whatever. To make sure everyone…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 24, 2013

Teenager Writes Petition To Party City Requesting Non-Sexy Halloween Costume Options

Some of us are A-OK with being a sexy pizza slice for Halloween, but others would like the opportunity to buy a costume that’s more full-coverage. Perhaps an entire pizza? Or a pizza maker? A petition penned to Halloween costume retailer Party City’s CEO requested that very thing — realistic, non-sexy costume options for women. Jezebel

Ami Angelowicz / October 24, 2013

Couple Pose As Murder Victims In “Friday the 13th”-Themed Engagement Photos

Say you’re an offbeat couple who wants to make sure your engagement photos have a unique twist. You could wear funny hats, or you could document, in graphic detail, getting brutally murdered by Jason from “Friday the 13th.” This Toronto couple went with the latter. Their engagement photos begin innocently enough, with the couple frolicking…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / October 24, 2013

VOTE! See Which First Two WTF?! Halloween Costumes Made Our Semi-Finals!

Letttt’s get ready to rumbllleeeeeee!

After tons of votes flooded in, the first two costumes in our WTF?! Halloween Costume Battle have made it to the semi-finals.  …

Katie Oldenburg / October 24, 2013

VOTE! Our WTF?! Halloween Costume Battle Continues— And It’s Getting Punny!

There are so many things wrong with both of these costumes.

We present to you a vampire receiving oral sex, hence the clever name “Down For The Count,” and the literal interpretation of the “Shit Hitting The Fan.”

I would not—I repeat—would NOT have sex with either of these people…

Katie Oldenburg / October 23, 2013

Halloween Superlatives: Most Likely To Get You Arrested For Stalking

There are so many options for Halloween costumes and so many of them seem to be awful. This year, we’ll be giving awards out to the best of the worst the holiday has to offer.
I can understand wanting to be something scary for Halloween, but the Stalker Man costume and with the exceptionally, long,…

Ami Angelowicz / October 23, 2013

Halloween Inspiration Board: Virginia Johnson From “Masters Of Sex”

I haven’t been religiously watching HBO’s Showtime’s “Masters Of Sex” — which is about sex researchers Dr. William Masters and Virginia Johnson — but any show that would inspire a Halloween costume that involves carrying around a giant dildo vibrator is fine by me! Get the deets on how to dress up as Lizzy Caplan’s character…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 23, 2013

Astrology 101: How To Spot Each Sign … After Trick-Or-Treating

Some people think a person’s true colors come out when they’re facing extreme hardship, others believe you should judge people by how they behave in prosperous times. We happen to think that the best time to see someone’s true personality is right after they’ve gotten a bunch of free candy from strangers are sitting around…

VOTE! Our WTF?! Halloween Costume Battle Continues With A Bush Flasher And A Blow-Up Doll

Caution: Both of these costumes will scar children for life. But which one is more repulsive to you: the bush flasher or the blow up doll? To prepare you for some of the heinous, inappropriate getups you’ll see on Halloween next week, we present to you our WTF?! Halloween Costume Contest.

Katie Oldenburg / October 23, 2013

VOTE! Which Halloween Costume Screams “Overcompensating”?

Both equally repulsive and offensive Halloween costumes, my initial knee-jerk reaction to both the human ring toss costume and sex costume would be to crotch-kick the person wearing them. Unfortunately, doing so would likely land me behind bars— an ironic twist to my “Orange Is The New Black” costume.

Instead, let’s just…

Katie Oldenburg / October 22, 2013

October 22: What Are We Wearing Today? (Sexy Halloween Costume Edition!)

When Halloween costume purveyor — best known for their incredible array of hilariously absurd “sexy” costumes — reached out to us and offered to send us any costumes we wanted, we wasted on time saying yes. As much as we’ve poked fun at Yandy’s costumes over the years, we happen to seriously appreciate the…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 22, 2013

7 Scary Campfire Stories With Pop Culture Twists

What would Halloween be without scary campfire stories? It’s the best time of year to get bundled up, binge on s’mores, and try to scare the shit out of your friends with creepy tales of ghosts, demons, serial killers, monsters, and ax murderers. We thought it was time to give these classic tales a po…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / October 22, 2013
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