Posts tagged "halloween"

Halloween Costume Inspiration: Rosebudding

Yes, rosebudding. What can I say? I am a weirdo who thinks Halloween costumes based on grotesque sexual non-trends are hilarious! All this costume requires is as much rose-printed clothing and accessories as you can find — the more hideous and clashing the better, as this costume is obviously not about beautiful aesthetics. Then, simply…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 7, 2014

15 Love Lessons Scary Movies Have Taught Us

October is officially here, which means it’s time to break out the horror flicks, the costumes, the pumpkins and of course, your scary movie collection. Scary movies are just better in October. You can curl up with a blanket (because it’s perfect blanket weather), a pumpkin pie and a little Norman Bates ,and that i… / October 6, 2014

13 Totally Non-Sexy Things Turned Into “Sexy” Halloween Costumes

October 31 is just around the corner, so I’ve begun looking for the perfect Halloween costume to trump last year’s “Sexy French Fries.” While browsing— which basically has every scandalous costume known to man— I found a ton of totally non-sexy characters and things that have been sexed up and, for some reason, turned into…

Katie Oldenburg / October 3, 2014

Babies And Dogs In Matching Halloween Costumes Make Me Want A Baby And A Dog

Dogs and babies have the same effect on me as old people: They’re adorable and I often find myself wanting to take them home. So when I found out that TJ.Maxx and Marshalls will be selling matching Halloween costumes for babies and pups, my uterus almost exploded. I know petnapping and kidnapping is illegal, so…

Katie Oldenburg / October 1, 2014

DIY Halloween Costume: Tri-Boobed Jasmine Tridevil

I thought I wanted to be a slightly skanky Elsa from “Frozen” for Halloween this year, until this happened. has created a DIY guide to making your own 3-Breasted Woman Halloween Costume, and all you need is some rubber boobs, pink fabric, a shower curtain, scissors, hot glue gun and a wig. Even though…

Katie Oldenburg / September 29, 2014

These Charming College Girls Decided To Dress As Sexy 9/11 Twin Towers For Halloween

I know Halloween is over, but evidence is still surfacing of the biggest costume gaffes of the holiday. Case in point: two British college students, Amber Langford and Annie Collinge, ended up on the cover of The Sun for their ill-advised “sexy 9/11″ costumes — complete with American flags, smoke, flames and people jumping to…

Ami Angelowicz / November 6, 2013

Trick-Or-Treat? Here’s Some Anti-Choice Propaganda Instead!

Wait one second, Fat-Shaming Trick-Or-Treat Lady! Before you claim the Worst House To Visit On Halloween Award, we have another contender! This past Halloween night, some trick-or-treaters in Albuquerque, New Mexico, discovered anti-abortion business card-sized literature amongst their bounty of Reese’s peanut butter cups, M&Ms and Starbursts. The cards are printed with pictures of fetuse…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 4, 2013

Harry Styles Dressed As Miley Cyrus For Halloween

Look at his little hair buns! I don’t care for the One Direction’s music, or whatever they’re called, but I like this cheeky Harry Styles lad. I do not, however, like the person who took these photos. Learn how to focus, brah. [Buzzfeed]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 4, 2013

Beyoncé Got Groped By A Zombie Hand This Halloween

Australia doesn’t even celebrate Halloween, but that didn’t stop Queen Bey and her crew from whipping up some costumes while on tour. Beyoncé dressed as an angel, but a kinda devilish one. She seems to be enjoying that ass grab from a severed zombie hand a bit too much.
But enough about Bey, though —…

Jessica Wakeman / November 1, 2013

Nicki Minaj’s Halloween Costume Left Little To The Imagination

Holy crap. But where does Officer Minaj put her gun? See a few more shots from Nicki’s Instagram after the jump!

Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 1, 2013

26 Adorable Celeb Kids Dressed Up For Halloween

Neil Patrick Harris, David Burtka and their twins, Gideon and Harper, already won Halloween with their costume earlier in the week, but Neil didn’t lie when he said they were really bringing it on actual Halloween day. You guys get all the extra credit! Also, adopt me, please!
But they had some competition! Click on for even more celebrity kid…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 1, 2013

For The Win: The Boo Boos Kept Up With The Kardashians For Halloween

Behold the Thompson family’s genius Halloween costume idea. In case you need help identifying them all: Honey Boo Boo was Kris Jenner, Mama June channeled Kim, Sugar Bear transformed into Bruce Jenner (and managed to look more manly), Anna did her best Kourtney, Jessica killed it as Khloe, Pumpkin slayed Scott Disick, baby Kaitlyn became…

Ami Angelowicz / November 1, 2013

Heidi Klum Dressed Up As Old And Wrinkly For Halloween

Heidi Klum’s goal every Halloween is to basically see how much makeup and prosthetics she can pile on without being crushed under their weight. Her Halloween costumes are always phenomenal, putting everyone else — all the Mileys, and the zombies, and the sugar skulls — to shame. This year was no different, but her costume was still…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 1, 2013

Halloween Superlatives: Most Likely To Get You An Ass Beating

There are so many options for Halloween costumes and so many of them seem to be awful. This year, we’ll be giving awards out to the best of the worst the holiday has to offer.
It takes a real asshole to dress up as an Ass Face for Halloween. If this is your costume pick,…

Ami Angelowicz / October 31, 2013

Jack O’ Lantern Dinosaurs Make Up For That Whole Extinction Thing

You know for about five seconds I was sitting here thinking, “I wonder how long it takes to light all the candles and how much of a fire hazard it is” and then I remembered that we have this technology called electricity and LED lights. New York’s Great Jack O’Lantern Blaze is probably up o…

The Mary Sue / October 31, 2013

7 Of This Halloween’s Most WTF Headlines … So Far

It’s Halloween. Most of us are sitting at our desks in our Sexy Pizza costumes, pounding Candy Corn and drinking as much spiked apple cider as we can without getting wasted. Perfectly normal behavior for October 31st. Sadly, this holiday seems to bring out the bat shit insane in so many. I’ve rounded up some of…

Ami Angelowicz / October 31, 2013

Patrick Stewart Has A Incredibly Crustaceous Halloween

This man. THIS. MAN. Claws up. Patrick Stewart is living the best life. [Twitter]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 31, 2013

15 Scary-Ass Halloween Cakes That Look Yucky

I have NO IDEA how people are eating these cakes. Some of these images hit a little too close to my sense memory and make me gag. On the other hand, it’s cake and who would ever say no to cake? See 14 more scary-ass Halloween cakes on College Candy

College Candy / October 31, 2013

Ellen DeGeneres’ Nicki Minaj Costume Is The Breast!

And yet another celeb proves you can dress up as someone of another race without resorting to racist blackface! Ellen DeGeneres sauntered out for today’s Halloween episode of her show looking remarkably busty as she channeled Nicki Minaj’s recent appearance for her Halloween costume. Them’s some convincing underboob! Well done. [Buzzfeed]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 31, 2013

Happy Halloween! How Will You Die?

I am the quiet, depressed one who is stabbed to death, but returns from the grave to seek my revenge — which sounds about right. No one’s going to stab me to death and get away with it! You? (See larger image here.) [Funny Junk]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 31, 2013
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