An elementary school almost hosted an Orlando shooting-themed haunted house
Luckily, it was canceled by people terrified by the inhumanity of making a homophobic mass shooting into a festivity for children.
Chrissy Teigen’s baby officially won Halloween, but we’re not bitter about it
I’m fully down to give up on Halloween and let the babies take over if it will mean more pictures like this.
Hilary Duff and her BF made a half-assed apology for their racist Halloween costumes
The old “sorry you were offended by the offensive thing I did” non-apology. Truly a classic.
Teenage makeup artist turns her body into terrifyingly realistic horror scenes
Who needs costumes when you have makeup?
This 5-year-old girl slays Halloween with perfect Beyoncé costumes
You can’t be this good.
Burger King dressed up as McDonald’s ghost in hilarious Halloween prank
Occasionally there’s a Halloween costume that manages to channel just enough realism and psychological terror to truly send shivers down our spines, and this year that costume took the shape of Burger…
9 political Halloween costumes that capitalize on this ridiculous election
With the stakes so terrifyingly high this election season, who needs Halloween, anyway?
9 knockoff Halloween costumes that will make you raise an eyebrow
Nothing screams “Halloween” like a near-total indifference to copyright.
9 Halloween costumes that require basically no effort
Some people love Halloween; other people would rather poke their eyeballs out than brainstorm a “good” costume.
This Halloween choker is supposed to look like fake blood, but totally looks like, uh, well, semen
You have to look really hard, but still.
Oklahoma Mayor Apologizes For Husbands KKK-Themed Halloween Hijinks
He simply had NO IDEA anyone might find it offensive. How could he have known?