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Baby Goes As “Golden Girl” For Halloween

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Tell me this baby isn’t way cuter than the slew of pea pods, lions and angels we usually see on Halloween. Somehow that plump face perfectly showcases character Sophia Petrillo’s trademark sass on “The Golden Girls.” I’m now wondering if they actually sell pressed velvet pants for infants. Is there a granny-inspired infant clothing line I don’t know about? [F**k Yeah Babies via NYmag.com] Keep reading »

Do Not Want: A Sequined Top For The Senior Set

It’s not so much that we’re opposed to this shirt–which reminds of us one of the most beloved television characters of all time, Dorothy Zbornak–it’s just that no one should ever pay full price for a shirt like this when so many languish in the thrift stores and vintage shops of America. If you can’t find a grandma-style sequined shirt at your Salvation Army, well fine, spend a hundred bucks on this Modcloth number. But really, with a little digging, we imagine you could rustle up a whole collection of these beaded beauties. [$97.99, Modcloth] Keep reading »

No, Thank You For Being A Friend

We thought we loved “The Golden Girls,” but apparently we don’t. At least not as much as the guy who got Blanche, Dorothy, Rose and Sofia tattooed on him in the shape of Mt. Rushmore. Not your bag? Then how about a back piece featuring the cast of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” or an arm tattoo of never-nude “Analrapist” Tobias from “Arrested Development”? Check out this collection from Flavorwire and see if you can spot your favorite shows on other people’s body parts. [Flavorwire] Keep reading »

Blanche Devereaux Was Also A Burlesque Bombshell

If you thought the Golden Gals Gone Wild museum exhibit was scandalous, you ain’t seen nuthin’ yet, b-b-b-baby! Old Blanche didn’t need an artist rendering to cause a sexy sensation. Check her out bumping and grinding back in the day. That Rue McClanahan was really something! Tear. [Dlisted]
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“Golden Girls A XXX MILF Parody” Promises To Horrify Its Viewers

Say hello to “Golden Girls: A XXX MILF Parody.” Just when you thought porn spoofs couldn’t get any worse, now this. It’s a hardcore, and we do mean hardcore, parody of “The Golden Girls,” in which a bunch of elderly women sat around and talked about stuff. I don’t know what happens in this one, but I’m thinking it involves condoms. The must amusing thing about this trailer is the music. At least one person will be excited to see this perversity. Simcha, this one’s for you. [YouTube] Keep reading »

Betty White’s Badass “SNL” Promo

On May 8, Betty White is gonna kill it on “Saturday Night Live.” How do I know? Well, just check out this commercial for her guest spot. Radonkulous! Now, it’s clearly time to start a Facebook group to get Rue McClanahan, aka “Blanche Devereaux,” a hosting slot too. Stay Golden! Keep reading »

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