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Quickies: Eva Longoria’s Ex-Mother-In-Law Crashed Her Book Signing While Sobbing

  • Tony Parker’s mom — Eva Longoria’s ex-mother-in-law — divebombed Eva’s book signing at a Williams-Sonoma in San Antonio, Texas, earlier today. Pamela Firestone reportedly walked up to where Longoria was seated, while sobbing, and wrote out a hand-written letter to the star and “abruptly left.” Longoria remained cool, calm and collected during the whole incident. AWKWARD. [Rumor Fix]
  • The ex-girlfriend of Kim Kardashian’s fiancé, Kris Humphries, named Lisa Monks, is publishing a book about banging sports stars. Or, as she puts it, “how not to marry a baller.” Either way, Monks promises “lots of juicy details,” exclamation point, exclamation point. [Deadspin]
  • And, by the way, of course these two crazy kids have a pre-nup. [Us Weekly]
  • How to deal with a roommate who has loud sex all the time. [Crushable]

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Style Stealer: Eva Longoria’s Monochromatic Cool

In some ways, Eva Longoria’s outfit is nothing to crow about. The color palette is almost dishwater-y, to be honest, yet somehow it’s still effortlessly chic. On the off chance that it wouldn’t look so great on a mere mortal, here’s how to get the look far more affordably… Keep reading »

Kim Kardashian, Heidi Klum, And All That Jazz

On Sunday morning, Kim Kardashian tweeted a photo of her and Heidi Klum dressed up as flappers for Eva Longoria‘s 1920s themed 36th birthday party the night before. Is that moonshine or wine in your snifter, Heidi? And where, oh where, is a shot of the birthday girl? I want to see her and rumored boyfriend Eduardo Cruz. Here’s hoping he was wearing suspenders and a woven straw hat. Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan And Eva Longoria Want You To Try Humpilates


While most of Hollywood was feelin’ classy after the Academy Awards, a select group of starlets wasn’t afraid to get crass for the sake of fitness. On “Jimmy Kimmel Live: After the Academy Awards,” Jessica Alba, Minka Kelly, Jessica Biel and Sofia Vergara made a mock infomercial for a new workout craze called Hottie Body Humpilates. “Hump it up. Hump it down. Take a train to humpy town!” Jimmy sang, as the girls thrusted at oversized exercise balls. Then Eva Longoria appeared to give her glowing review of the workout: “I couldn’t stop humping! I hump everywhere—at work, at the beach, in the car.” Finally, Lindsay Lohan put in her two cents: “Lions hump upwards of 40 times a night. I’ve spent thousands of hours watching them.” Funny. Keep reading »

5 Things To Know About Eduardo Cruz, Eva Longoria’s Possible New Man

Just as her divorce from Tony Parker is finalized, Eva Longoria has been spotted out and about several times with a new dude, who happens to be very easy on the eyes—Eduardo Cruz. The two were seen together outside Eva’s house on Christmas Eve. Then on Wednesday, the two were spotted at Cafe Was, watching flamenco group Sir Sultry. “Eva and Eduardo seemed to have a good time together,” a source said. “They were flirty, and held hands for a brief moment during the performance.” [Just Jared, People]

So who is this guy that Eva is maybe dating? Well, for starters, he is Penelope Cruz‘s younger brother. More after the jump. Keep reading »

Patti Stanger Says Eva Longoria’s Split From Tony Parker Is “Karma”

“Right now she’s not in a place to be set up. Her body language is: she’s angry. And there’s no man who can fit into an angry woman’s pocket. This is serious. She needs some counseling. I feel it’s gonna be, like, six months to a year for her. And if she rebounds, it’s gonna be to get even with Tony, and that’s not what she wants. She wants love. The rumor on the street was she cheated on her first husband. Karma’s a bitch. If you cheat, it will come back to you. If you treat women or men like s**t, you will pay the price. The bill comes due.”

Patti Stanger gives her thoughts on Eva Longoria‘s love life. Yowch. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

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