It appears that Demi Moore’s new boyfriend, 30-year-old Will Hanigan, is dipping his pearl in her oyster. And that’s not some weird euphemism for them doing Kundalini yoga together (but they are doing that too). According to The New York Daily News, the Australian pearl diver (yes, that’s really his profession) has a precious treasure hidden in his penis. “He had a pearl inserted in his penis when he was in his late teens. It is pearl farming tradition and he would always joke about it in Australia. He’d boast it’d give girls extra stimulation in the bedroom,” said an anonymous source. Keep reading »
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5 Things To Know About Vito Schnabel, The Guy Demi Moore Is Supposedly Banging Now
Vito Schnabel is the man piece that Demi Moore has supposedly taken up with post-Ashton. Demi obviously likes ‘em young — Schnabel is a wee 26 — but this is Moore’s non-Hollywood loverman in a while. So what’s this guy all about? After the jump, we give you the 411 on Mr. Schnabel…
Demi Moore’s Daughters Supposedly Getting A Restraining Order Against Her
Demi Moore has had it pretty rough over the last couple of years, what with the divorce and the eating disorder and the drugs and what not. Sometimes all it takes is one suckish event to be the catalyst for the others to come barreling in. Now her daughters—Rumer, 23, Scout, 22, and Tallulah, 18—are reportedly toying with the idea of filing a restraining order against her.
How do ya like that?! Kids, I tell ya. You haul them around for nine months, battle morning sickness, sport swollen hands and feet, soldier through back spams and charley horses, sacrifice your waistline, endure the yawn fest that is bed rest, and then perform the ultimate miracle of pushing them out into the world and what do you get? Some 20-odd years later they’re getting court orders for you to stay 50 feet away from them.
Almost makes getting that puppy you always wanted more palatable, no? Read more…
Alleged Nude Pics Of Tallulah Willis Smoking Pot Being Shopped Around
- Nude photos of Tallulah Willis, 18-year-old daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, are allegedly being shopped around to gossip blogs. According to Huffington Post, there are four photos of a naked Tallulah smoking what appears to be a joint. This family can’t catch a break lately, can they? [Huffington Post]
- Claire Danes is pregnant with her first child with Hugh Dancy. Congratulations! [People]
- Matthew McConaughey and his new wifey Camila Alves are expecting their third child together. Mazel tov! [Celebrity Cafe] Keep reading »
Scout Willis Absurdly Arrested In NYC For Drinking A Beer
- Whoopsies! Scout Willis, 20, was arrested in New York City on Monday evening for drinking an “eight-ounce Pakistani beer” while underage and handing cops a fake ID. You would think Demi Moore and Bruce Willis’ daughter would know better than that. I can’t believe that the drinking age is 21 in this country! Stupid behavior all around, yes, but Scout is hardly the first underage drinker out there. [People]
- Paul McCartney will be your inoffensive, no-surprises-whatsoever performer at the opening ceremony for the 2012 Summer Olympics in London. [Celebrity Cafe]
- Amber Portwood from “Teen Mom” could be facing five years in jail for violating parole. Yikes. [Us Weekly]
- Cool: check out these 14 Marilyn Monroe photographs that you’ve never seen before. [Gothamist] Keep reading »
Important Questions: What Should Demi Moore’s New Twitter Name Be?
Guys, ever since the whole Ashton-pocalypse, Demi Moore’s been dealing with some serious business. She had a breakdown, went to rehab but now she’s back. And she looks good! She’s probably been taking green juice enemas and drinking the blood of babies. Big whoop! And now she’s got big questions liiiiiiiike what should her new Twitter handle be? After all, she’s no longer @MrsKutcher. So let’s help her out and come up with a new name for Demi. I like @excougar or @rumorrumer, but what’s your pick?
Demi Moore: Time To Change My Twitter Handle
Demi Moore stepped out last night for the first time since her rehab stint, supporting best friend Amanda de Cadenet at the launch of her show, which Moore is producing, TMZ reports. Moore, who hadn’t surfaced since being hospitalized after a party back in January, was looking good, the New York Post notes. No longer “sullen and gaunt,” she has put some weight back on and “appeared to glow” with “round cheeks and a dewy complexion,” the paper decrees. Read more…
Tallulah Willis: “Mom Taught Us To Love Our Bodies”
Tallulah Willis credits her mom Demi Moore for having a positive body image. The 18-year-old recently let Stylelist Blogger Network into her Los Angeles home to show off some of her vintage clothing and discuss what she’s been taught.
She said of Demi, “My mom was very much like ‘Love your body, love yourself, run around naked….’ Whatever we wanted to do, it was very accepting.” Read more…
Jennifer Aniston Dumped By Courteney Cox In Favor Of Her New Best Friend Demi Moore
Courteney Cox has practically ended her friendship and is giving the cold shoulder to Jennifer Aniston as she gets closer to her new BFF Demi Moore. Jen is so consumed with boyfriend Justin Theroux right now that Courteney is totally ‘fed up with her right now’ according to a source. Jen is so obsessed with Justin that she is ignoring her friends and treating them as if they didn’t matter. As a consequence Courteney has been driven closer to Demi who is so needy right now after her tragic breakdown and hospitalization. Read more…
At Least Miley Cyrus Used A Condom
I’m pretty sure the only people who will actually be scandalized by 19-year-old penis cake licker Miley Cyrus having her first love scene in “LOL” — consensual sex! with a dude! wearing a condom! — will be exactly like the kind of Clueless To What My Little Angel Is Up To mother that Demi Moore plays in the film. So if any of you ladies are reading The Frisky, prepare to be scandalized! There’s a condom wrapper and a girl-on-girl kiss and even a messy bedroom. This is edgy stuff.
(Also, how much do I love that the score is the theme song for “Mob Wives”?) [Huffington Post]
