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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Washboard Abs Make Me Want To Do Laundry

Yesterday I was explaining to my brother the highly scientific way in which I decide which World Cup team to root for — who has the hottest players, obvs — and he asked me if I had a crush on Cristiano Ronaldo, who plays for Spain Portugal. I was like, “Nah, he’s not my style.” But it turns out my loins were telling a lie, because I just saw this new Armani ad featuring Ronaldo and HOLY CRAP is he hot. Check out one more, after the jump, and then pass the detergent. Keep reading »

Cristiano Ronaldo Looks Good In Nothing

Does Cristiano Ronaldo ever wear clothes? No. There is no need. [Style.com] Keep reading »

Cristiano Ronaldo And Didier Drogba Make Vanity Fair Worth Reading

You know, sometimes I get Vanity Fair in the mail and I’m all, “Yawwwwwn.” And then I put it on my coffee table so I look smart and cultured to guests but never actually read it. That will not be the case with the June issue of the magazine. That issue — featuring a plethora of soccer/football hotties, like Cristiano Ronaldo and Didier Drogba — will get a coveted spot above my toilet, where I keep the mags I want to pour over in depth when I’m taking a bath. Drool. See more photos here and then watch these fellas in action when the World Cup starts next month. [Vanity Fair] Keep reading »

In Bed With … Cristiano Ronaldo

VITAL STATS
Born: February 5, 1985 in Madeira, Portugal
Sun Sign: Aquarius
Ascendant: Unknown
Moon: Leo
Mercury: Aquarius
Venus: Aries
Mars: Aries

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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Sex Scandal Leads To Lame Body-Snarking

Soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo is a sports god in Europe, and he has the salary to prove it. Ronaldo is starting to register with non-sports-centered Americans too, especially after a very brief fling with Paris Hilton. So, like all good potential celebrities, Ronaldo has a sex scandal brewing. A woman named Naya recently hit the airwaves to give a detailed account of her roll in the hay with the soccer superstar. The 21-year-old gave an exclusive interview to a Spanish television show dishing the dirty details. The reason the show got the exclusive interview? It is rumored that the media outlet paid her to bed the actor and then promised to go on-air about it! In other words, these TV execs may have been willing to basically prostitute this woman (who went along with it, in theory) to get superficial details about Cristiano Ronaldo’s sex life — what a crazy story, right? Yet, that isn’t what’s catching media attention. Press and opinions about the tryst instead are focusing on the fact that this women is “fat.” Keep reading »

Oh Yes, Briefs Are Definitely Back

Soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo is the latest spokesmodel for Emporio Armani men’s underwear and if these ads, uh, support anything, it’s that boxers are so last year. [Just Jared] Keep reading »

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