As if boning Cristiano Ronaldo wasn’t reason enough to hate Irina Shayk! The 24-year-old Russian model and her ah-may-zing tatas are the 2011 cover of Sports Illustrated‘s spank-bankable esteemed swimsuit edition. So, who is Irina Shayk? She’s from Emangelynsk City, Russia, and was “discovered” in 2004 on a train ride. In addition to barely containing herself in her Sports Illustrated swimsuit, Irina and her sexpot-iness have also posed for Intimissimi, Lacoste and Guess. As Amelia so succinctly put it, “She’s the kind of chick dudes get boners for.” [Sports Illustrated, NY Daily News] Keep reading »
The mother of Cristiano Ronaldo‘s surprise baby is said to be an American waitress he had a one-night stand with while in L.A. last year. According to the U.K.’s Mirror newspaper, Ronaldo picked up the waitress — whose identity is still top-secret — and slept with her at his hotel that night. When she discovered she was pregnant, the woman allegedly tracked Ronaldo down through his agent. A DNA test proved the Real Madrid star’s paternity and he allegedly paid the woman $15 million to keep her identity secret and give the baby —said to be named Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. — to him and his family. The single dad surprised everyone when he announced on his website on July 3 that he had become a father. So far fatherhood seems like a breeze, though: last week Ronaldo was snapped suntanning in New York City and hanging out with his Russian underwear model girlfriend, Irina Shayk. [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »
Cristiano Ronaldo has been poolside during the NYC heat wave, which means his black toenail polish had been on display. Cristiano, who enjoys shopping at Gucci and Armani, probably knows how to treat himself well — pedicure and all. But is polishing his toes, like Dean McDermott does, a little too much? The men at my nail salon love to get pedicures, but so far I’ve only seen one extremely eccentric male customer get his toenails polished in a color. How do you feel about men getting colored toe nail polish? Discuss! [TMZ] Keep reading »
Yesterday I was explaining to my brother the highly scientific way in which I decide which World Cup team to root for — who has the hottest players, obvs — and he asked me if I had a crush on Cristiano Ronaldo, who plays for Spain Portugal. I was like, “Nah, he’s not my style.” But it turns out my loins were telling a lie, because I just saw this new Armani ad featuring Ronaldo and HOLY CRAP is he hot. Check out one more, after the jump, and then pass the detergent. Keep reading »
Does Cristiano Ronaldo ever wear clothes? No. There is no need. [Style.com] Keep reading »
You know, sometimes I get Vanity Fair in the mail and I’m all, “Yawwwwwn.” And then I put it on my coffee table so I look smart and cultured to guests but never actually read it. That will not be the case with the June issue of the magazine. That issue — featuring a plethora of soccer/football hotties, like Cristiano Ronaldo and Didier Drogba — will get a coveted spot above my toilet, where I keep the mags I want to pour over in depth when I’m taking a bath. Drool. See more photos here and then watch these fellas in action when the World Cup starts next month. [Vanity Fair] Keep reading »
VITAL STATS
Born: February 5, 1985 in Madeira, Portugal
Sun Sign: Aquarius
Ascendant: Unknown
Moon: Leo
Mercury: Aquarius
Venus: Aries
Mars: Aries
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