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Channing Tatum & Joseph Gordon-Levitt Fight Over A Woman Who Unfortunately Isn’t Us


I bring you a gift to make your Monday a little brighter. This adorable video is a product of Joseph Gordon-Levitt‘s collaborative art site, hitRECord. But more importantly, it has Joe, Channing Tatum, kittens, and mustaches. You’re welcome. Keep reading »

Winona Ryder Is Having Sex With Channing Tatum

Is Winona Ryder having sex with Channing Tatum? Well, not exactly. The one-time “Heathers” star and former Johnny Depp paramour is, however, slated to costar with the young hunk in an upcoming untitled movie being referred to in Hollywood as “Cheaters.” Directed by Ron Howard, the all-star cast includes Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Connelly, and Kevin James. According to The Hollywood Reporter, “The script, by Alan Loeb, centers on a man (Vaughn) who discovers that his best friend [James]‘s wife (Ryder) is cheating and finds himself in a moral dilemma of whether he should tell the guy.” Bonus factoid: “Tatum would play Ryder’s tattooed and pierced lover.” Hawt. [True/Slant] Keep reading »

My Love Affair With Channing Tatum Is Over

I don’t think I need to explain why. [New York City, 4/19/10]
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“Babe, It’s For A Role, OK?”

This is what Channing — that would be my lover, Channing Tatum — says to me every morning when he gets out of the shower and he sees me lying in bed, frowning about his new mustache. It’s a source of discord between us, but, luckily, the uniform that he also has to wear when shooting “Son of No One” more than makes up for it. [NYC, 4/15/10] Keep reading »

Channing Tatum Talks About His Charred Penis On “Chelsea Lately”


Oh hey look, it’s my lover Channing Tatum on “Chelsea Lately” earlier this week. I like this interview because we actually get to hear him talk about that penis burning accident he initially revealed in this month’s GQ. I just like hearing Channing Tatum say “penis,” especially when referring to his own. It makes me feel closer to him. Anyhoo. Keep reading »

Channing Tatum Gives Ellen DeGeneres A Lap Dance

My boyfriend — I mean actor Channing Tatum — appeared on “The Ellen DeGeneres” show this week to promote his latest movie, “Dear John,” which managed to knock “Avatar” out of the box-office top spot this past weekend. Of course, Ellen brought up Tatum’s former career as a male stripper — watch the video to see the proof — and cajoled the actor into giving her a little demo. Sadly, Tatum could only work up the energy to squat over Ellen’s lap and pop his booty a few times. Ellen’s right. A few dollar bills might have prompted a more enthusiastic showing. Keep reading »

Quotable: Channing Tatum Tells Guys To See “Dear John”

“It’s like ‘The Notebook‘ with guns. I’m a big enough man to admit that I like romantic movies. They’re a guilty pleasure and they just might help you get lucky if you take your girl to see them.”

Channing Tatum extols the virtues of “Dear John” [NYMag.com] Keep reading »

Quotable: Scary Things Have Happened To Channing Tatum’s Penis

“[While filming in freezing cold water] the only way to keep warm was by pouring a mix of boiling water and river water down your suit. We were finally done shooting for the day, and one of the crew guys asks if I want to warm up before I go. I’m like, ‘Nah, I’m good.’ And then I thought, ‘Why not?’ Thing is, he’d forgotten to dilute the kettle water. So he poured scalding water down my suit! And I was trying to pull the suit away from my body to somehow get away from the boiling water, and the more I pulled the suit away, the lower the water went. It just went straight down and pretty much burned the skin off the head of my d**k … I’ve been to the hospital, gotten stitches, had broken fingers and toes. But this was a suffocating kind of pain!”

—”Dear John” star Channing Tatum explains the worst day his penis has ever had [Details] Keep reading »

Celebs Salute G.I. Joe In Song Spoof

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We haven’t seen the actual movie yet, but we are highly amused by the “Ballad of G.I. Joe” from Funny or Die. Check out cameos by Julianne Moore, Henry Rollins, and Billy Crudup. And don’t be ashamed if you’d rather skip directly to Channing Tatum stripping. Keep reading »

Yeah, Baby: Channing Tatum, Male Stripper

You know it’s going to be a good day when you wake up to find a video of Channing Tatum stripping off his clothes. Of course, Channing Tatum stripping off his clothes in your bedroom would be better, but we take what we can in life, don’t we? Apparently, before he was famous and killing it at the box office by starring in “G.I. Joe,” Tatum was a member of a Chippendale’s-type male stripper revue called Male Encounter. Hot! After the jump, all the deets and part two (NSFW) of the video … Keep reading »