Posts tagged "britney spears"

Britney Spears: “Men Can Suck My Fucking Toe”

BRB getting that tattooed on my middle finger.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 1, 2015

Britney Spears Recreated Famous Album Cover With Her Kids At Disneyland

Oops … we forgot what this album cover looked like until right now. …

Megan Reynolds / July 6, 2015

#Problematic: Amy Schumer’s Feminism, Iggy And Britney’s “Pretty Girls” & Miley’s Happy Hippies

Congratulations, y’all (just imagine Connie Britton saying that). We’ve made it to lucky week 13. I bet our cycles our synced up by now! Let’s all go get a tattoo of a dead bat or something, and shoot fireball. Let’s pretend we’re in college again. Let’s get drunk and apply to nursing school. If you…

Chloe Stillwell / May 15, 2015

Here’s 11-Year-Old Hayden Panettiere Singing Britney Hits In Pleather Pants

Before Hayden Panettiere started singing for a living on “Nashville,” she was an 11-year-old child actress who was apparently determined to show the world that acting wasn’t her only talent. In 1999, she made this glorious appearance on “The Rosie O’Donnell Show” and shimmied her way into our hearts, all while wearing on-trend-at-the-time (and maybe still today?)…

Claire Hannum / May 15, 2015

Jessica Neuwirth, Bettina Hager & The New Feminists Push For A New ERA

Plus, a Britney Spears-focused workshop and SELF publishes a scare piece on birth control — spooooooky! All in Today’s Lady News…

Rebecca Vipond Brink / April 2, 2015

Amanda Knox’s Murder Conviction Has Been Overturned

Foxy Knoxy is off the hook.

Claire Hannum / March 27, 2015

Watch Christina Aguilera Tackles The Wheel Of Musical Impressions On “The Tonight Show”

Your daily reminder that Christina Aguilera is still monstrously talented. …

Megan Reynolds / February 24, 2015

Jimmy Kimmel’s Latest “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets” Will Make You Feel Old As Balls

Usually the point of Jimmy Kimmel’s “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets” is to make you feel a little better about yourself, given the fact that incredibly beautiful and rich people still get vitriolic shit, just like normals. (My karma — at taking delight in this — and I will sort ourselves out later, thanks.) But last…

Beejoli Shah / February 3, 2015

Sam Lutfi Claims He’s Trying To “Help” Amanda Bynes, Her Parents Deny His Involvement

You remember Sam Lutfi don’t you? Back during Britney Spears’ head-shaving days, Lutfi swooped in to become the pop star’s “manager” following her estrangement from her family, digging in his claws during her darker hours under the guise of “helping her.” Spears’ loved ones claimed he was a Svengali-like figure who took over Britney’s life,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 22, 2014

Britney Spears Dumps Boyfriend After Cheating Video Surfaces (Plus, Blake Lively Was Attacked By Bees!)

Britney Spears has broken up with boyfriend David Lucado after video surfaced of Lucado dancing and kissing another woman just a few weeks ago. And according to TMZ, Britney’s dad Jamie is the one who brought the tape to her attention. [TMZ]
“Blake Lively Attacked By Swarm Of Bees” is my favorite headline…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 29, 2014

Britney Spears Without Auto-Tune Sounds Exactly Like You Would Expect [UPDATE]

UPDATE, 3p.m.: Bwah-ha-ha, someone else grabbed it. Here it is on Daily Motion. Quick, watch it before this gets taken down, too.
UPDATE, 2:45p.m.:  We regret to you inform you YouTube has taken this audio clip down, citing a copyright issue. Too bad. Trust us, it was terrible.  
I always knew that Britney Spear…

Jessica Wakeman / July 9, 2014

Postmodern Jukebox Takes Britney Spears’ “Womanizer” Back To The 1940s

On the rare occasion I decide to give a sex partner a lap dance, Britney Spears’ “Womanizer” is my usual song of choice. This Postmodern Jukebox cover — done in a 1940s torch style — slows things down a bit, but has the potential to inspire some sweet new booty-shaking moves. Noted! (Also, way to…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 9, 2014

Guy Pastes Himself Into Britney Spears’ “Work B**ch” Video, Awesomeness Ensues

Ladies and gentlemen, meet your new role model, Gal Volinez. Gal decided that Britney Spears’ iconic “Work B**ch” music video could use a little less Britney and a little more … him. So he recreated all of Britney’s trademark writhing and neck-snapping dance moves, showed a little midriff, and pasted his performance right over the…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / June 17, 2014

Lily Allen’s “Our Time” Music Video Reenacts The Time Lindsay, Britney & Paris All Hung Out

Once upon a time, there lived three wild, crazy, barely-to-moderately talented entertainers who ran in the same circle but did not often hang out together, either because of jealousy, competition and, some say, bits of unrequited affection. Then one day, all three of these starlets were photographed in a car together and the universe practically…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 10, 2014

Miley Cyrus & Britney Spears Deemed Too Sexy For French Daytime TV

Miley’s video for “Wrecking Ball” and Britney’s video for “Work B**ch” are not to be shown on television in France before 10 p.m., according to the CSA. [Newser]
Kinky sex is out, vanilla sex is in. Better get practicing your missionary position. [Em & Lo]
Sex is hard. You need quick fixes.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 10, 2014

Britney Spears Actually Says Something Smart: “In This Business You Make A Deal With The Devil”

“I think it’s important to look good and feel good about yourself, but I got both ways with it. I feel it’s cruel how the world puts so much emphasis on our looks. I was just watching ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ and I see Kim and what she went through when she was pregnant…

Jessica Wakeman / January 7, 2014

It’s Britney, Bitch: Britney Spears Takes Las Vegas

She’s baaaaaaack. Last night at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas, Britney Spears kicked off her “Britney: Piece of Me” residency in front of a crowd that included her little sis Jamie-Lynn, Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry and Mario Lopez (who Brit walked around on stage on a leash). Click through to see a doze…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 28, 2013

Britney Spears’ Video For “Perfume” Is Out!

A new Britney video is out! “Perfume” debuted today from Britney’s new album, Britney Jean, and it’s got her usual male model eye candy lying around shirtless. Thanks, Brit!  The singing itself is a little grating — Autotune, much? — but the song is pretty catchy … even if it will make you paranoid that your…

Jessica Wakeman / December 10, 2013
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