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Britney Spears Without Auto-Tune Sounds Exactly Like You Would Expect [UPDATE]

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Gird Your Eardrums

UPDATE, 3p.m.: Bwah-ha-ha, someone else grabbed it. Here it is on Daily Motion. Quick, watch it before this gets taken down, too.

UPDATE, 2:45p.m.:  We regret to you inform you YouTube has taken this audio clip down, citing a copyright issue. Too bad. Trust us, it was terrible.  

I always knew that Britney Spears was held together with eyelash glue and rhinestones, but the extent to which her music is made consumable for the public has been artfully kept under wraps. Now the audio of her song “Alien” without the cosmetic enhancements of auto-tune has been released and it’s clear just how many little elves have been working behind the scenes. You’d get booted off “American Idol” right quick if you sang this badly! Nevertheless, veteran producer William Orbit gallantly took to Facebook to defend Brit, claiming the audio was simply a vocal warmup. He added, “Whomever put this on the internet must have done so in a spirit of unkindness, but it can in no way detract from the fact that Britney is and always will be beyond Stellar! She is magnificent! And that’s that.” Auto-tune or not, we have to agree with him! [YouTube; Facebook]

Postmodern Jukebox Takes Britney Spears’ “Womanizer” Back To The 1940s

Postmodern Jukebox Takes Britney Spears' "Womanizer" Back To The 1940s
Britney Never Sounded So ... Sultry

On the rare occasion I decide to give a sex partner a lap dance, Britney Spears’ “Womanizer” is my usual song of choice. This Postmodern Jukebox cover — done in a 1940s torch style — slows things down a bit, but has the potential to inspire some sweet new booty-shaking moves. Noted! (Also, way to continue to fucking kill it with the covers, Postmodern Jukebox. So awesome.)

Guy Pastes Himself Into Britney Spears’ “Work B**ch” Video, Awesomeness Ensues

Guy Inserts Himself Into Britney Spears' "Work Bitch" Video
Go Call The Police! Go Call The Gov'nah!

Ladies and gentlemen, meet your new role model, Gal Volinez. Gal decided that Britney Spears’ iconic “Work B**ch” music video could use a little less Britney and a little more … him. So he recreated all of Britney’s trademark writhing and neck-snapping dance moves, showed a little midriff, and pasted his performance right over the top of the video. The result is strangely compelling, and way more erotic than the original. Sorry, Brit. [YouTube]

Lily Allen’s “Our Time” Music Video Reenacts The Time Lindsay, Britney & Paris All Hung Out

It's A Former It Girl Trifecta!

Once upon a time, there lived three wild, crazy, barely-to-moderately talented entertainers who ran in the same circle but did not often hang out together, either because of jealousy, competition and, some say, bits of unrequited affection. Then one day, all three of these starlets were photographed in a car together and the universe practically exploded considering all the possible outcomes of this new and powerful trifecta. But alas, it was not meant to be, as nothing particularly special resulted from that packed front seat and the three went their separate ways, with none of them churning out anything of particular achievement since. Why am I telling you this story? Oh, because that photograph, the one of the three starlets (Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, obviously), is so bizarrely infamous that Lily Allen has used it in her video for the song “Our Time,” only she plays all three herself. Watch above! [Chart Rigger]

Miley Cyrus & Britney Spears Deemed Too Sexy For French Daytime TV

  • Miley’s video for “Wrecking Ball” and Britney’s video for “Work B**ch” are not to be shown on television in France before 10 p.m., according to the CSA. [Newser]
  • Kinky sex is out, vanilla sex is in. Better get practicing your missionary position. [Em & Lo]
  • Sex is hard. You need quick fixes. Here are some hacks to make things easier. Like, wearing socks when you do it. In missionary position, of course. [Nerve]
  • Oh yes, do tell us, Farrah Abraham, what’s on your list of credentials for future potential boyfriends! [The Stir] Keep reading »

Britney Spears Actually Says Something Smart: “In This Business You Make A Deal With The Devil”

“I think it’s important to look good and feel good about yourself, but I got both ways with it. I feel it’s cruel how the world puts so much emphasis on our looks. I was just watching ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ and I see Kim and what she went through when she was pregnant — the tabloids were so mean to her because she was big. At one point on the show she was upset and said something like, ‘I would be lying if I said that the criticism from the paparazzi while I’ve been pregnant hasn’t taken a toll on me.’ And I was like, ‘Bless your heart,’ because I remember that time. First of all you are already emotional and then the paparazzi are taking pictures of you pregnant. That should be the time [in you life] when your body is the most treasured. I loved being pregnant for so many reasons, not to mention the sex is awesome then. But in this business you make a deal with the devil. I’ve learned you kind of have to go with it. What I do calls for me to look good. People expect that. I kind of take it as my job.”

Britney Spears isn’t known for thoughtful commentary on, well, anything, so I was pleasantly surprised to read her criticism of the entertainment industry in the latest issue of InStyle. I would have expected Brit to say something more like “I LOOOOOVE doing 6,000 crunches a day!” But she shows a lot of empathy here for the vicious beauty and weight pressures faced by female celebs. It is, of course, a subject she knows all too well. Even if I understand what women like Britney and Kim get out of their “deal with the devil,” it’s still extremely sad this deal has to exist. [InStyle] [Image via WENN]

It’s Britney, Bitch: Britney Spears Takes Las Vegas

She’s baaaaaaack. Last night at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas, Britney Spears kicked off her “Britney: Piece of Me” residency in front of a crowd that included her little sis Jamie-Lynn, Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry and Mario Lopez (who Brit walked around on stage on a leash). Click through to see a dozen sort of awkward photos of the pop star performing. A Frisky staff roadtrip to Vegas is so necessary. 

Britney Spears’ Video For “Perfume” Is Out!

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Britney's "Perfume" Video
"Chaotic" Was The Best!
23 GIFs That Prove "Britney & Kevin: Chaotic" Was One Of Britney Spears' Best Decisions
Please, Britney Spears' reality show was AWESOME. Read More »

A new Britney video is out! “Perfume” debuted today from Britney’s new album, Britney Jean, and it’s got her usual male model eye candy lying around shirtless. Thanks, Brit!  The singing itself is a little grating — Autotune, much? — but the song is pretty catchy … even if it will make you paranoid that your partner is cheating. [Huffington Post]

23 GIFs That Prove “Britney & Kevin: Chaotic” Was One Of Britney Spears’ Best Decisions

23 GIFs That Prove "Britney & Kevin: Chaotic" Was One Of Britney Spears' Best Decisions
Happy B-Day Brit!
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10 important life questions answer by birthday girl Brit GIFs. Read More »

Yesterday, I told you that Britney Spears recently confessed that making “Chaotic,” her reality show with her then-husband Kevin Federline, was her “worst career decision.” On one hand, I see what Britney means. After years of being beloved by the tabloids, especially as one-half of a super couple with fellow pop star Justin Timberlake, Britney was already being scrutinized for her relationship with Federline and for showing the cracks in what had been a rather pristine image. Suddenly she was wearing trucker hats and eating Flamin’ Hot Cheetos in public with her trashy boyfriend! The scandal!

“Chaotic” further pulled back the curtain on what was, I think, the real Britney — a burping country girl who became the most famous pop star in the world who couldn’t stand to fake perfection for a second longer. After “Chaotic,” of course, things spiraled out of control — after a brief period of happiness with Federline, which produced two sons, Britney had a mental breakdown that she has yet to fully bounce back from. In that sense, “Chaotic” was a bad career move because it showed to the world what Britney’s handlers were desperate to keep hidden. But honestly, I loved “Chaotic.” I think it shows Britney at her most authentic, before the push and pull between who she is and what was expected of her became too much to bear. This Britney I love. Funny, sweet, weird and spontaneous, “Chaotic” covers a period of Britney’s life when she was in the midst of messily seeking freedom. And did I mention that the show was epically GIF-able?  Keep reading »

Britney Spears Says Doing A Reality Show With Kevin Federline Was Her Worst Career Decision

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Britney Spears Says Doing A Reality Show With Kevin Federline Was Her Worst Career Decision
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  • Britney Spears told the UK’s Independent newspaper that “Chaotic,” her 2005 reality show with then husband Kevin Federline, was “the worst thing I’ve done in my career.” Mmm, I think her comeback performance at the MTV VMAs after their breakup was among her worst. But “Chaotic”? That was entertaining as hell! Remember this amazing moment above? [Celebuzz]
  • Shia LaBeouf apparently got into an altercation with another dude while out at a London restaurant, and apparently told him, “I can get you killed.” Does Shia have mafia connections now? Sit down, son. [Socialite Life]
  • Randomly rad: Macaulay Culkin is in a Velvet Underground cover band called The Pizza Underground, rewriting the band’s most famous tunes so they’re pizza-themed. You know, like “Take a Bite of the Wild Slice.” [Newser]
  • Lucca and I hereby cosign this list of 15 reasons why dogs make better boyfriends. [Your Tango] Keep reading »
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