Tag Archives: britney spears

Star Couplings: Eva Longoria Gets Inked

Amelia McDonell-ParryJanuary 24, 2008 //

File this one under biggest mistakes ever — Eva Longoria Parker got her hubby Tony’s jersey number tattooed on her neck. Worked for Angelina and Billy Bob! [DListed]

The latest rumor surrounding the death of our beloved Heath Ledger is that he was dating Mary-Kate Olsen and that’s why the masseuse who discovered his body called the pint-sized mogul who was thousands of miles away first instead of 911. Ugh. [US Weekly]

Britney is back together with her pap boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, despite the fact that he gave a really creepy interview about her to Entertainment Tonight. I am so over this poop. [Perez Hilton]

Star magazine is reporting that Jamie-Lynn Spears is going to give her baby up for adoption. HA! Like she would be that smart. [DListed]

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Cho ‘Nuff: Comedienne Comes To Britney’s Tampon’s Defense

SimchaJanuary 23, 2008 //

Margaret Cho has a bleeding heart for Britney, and her vagina’s got something to say about it too. The comedienne lashes out at the paparazzi for taking a cheap shot of Britney flashing some period stained undies. To make matters better for the pop tart…or worse if you’ve got a Y chromosome, Cho goes on to describe her raging “Aunt Flow” for two paragraphs. She then serves up a tip like she’s the Martha Stewart of menses, suggesting saliva will remove the bloodstains. Gross, yet helpful. There, there Britney, now do you feel better? Maybe we should just look on the bright side — at least Britney’s finally wearing panties. [The Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Scarlett Johansson Might Be Off The Market

Amelia McDonell-ParryJanuary 22, 2008 //

Rumor has it that Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are engaged. The two hooked up about a year ago after he broke off his engagement to Alanis Morrissette and she stopped seeing Josh Hartnett. Maybe this will inspire Alanis to write an updated version of “You Outta Know”? [DListed]

Speaking of Josh Harnett, he hooked up with his former co-star (from The Virgin Suicides) Kirsten Dunst at Sundance this weekend. Mmm, greasy. [Perez Hilton]

Britney has dumped her paparazzo boyfriend — well, so says Dame Britney Spears, the British-accented persona that the pop star has been parading around as lately. [Us Weekly]

Mr. Big had a baby! [Us Weekly]

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Star Couplings: Heidi Still Blind To Spencer’s Antics

Amelia McDonell-ParryJanuary 18, 2008 //

At the Cloverfield movie premiere earlier this week, Spencer Pratt left girlfriend Heidi Montag’s side as she was posing for photos, so that he could ask another girl for her number. She turned him down, but Heidi was still completely clueless. Maybe when she got her lips done, they snuck a lil’ collagen in her brain cavity… [Page Six]

Some sad news: British singing star Lily Allen, who announced her pregnancy late last year, has suffered a miscarriage. [Perez Hilton]

The Associated Press has already written Britney Spears’ obituary in advance of her death. If something happens to her, AP, we blame you and your filthy curse! [DListed]

In other Britney news, we can report with loads of relief that Britney is not pregnant. How do we know? Because the paparazzi actually photographed her wearing a freshly period-stained pair of underwear. We’re not sure what disturbs us more — that Britney is apparently too out of it to change her dang tampon, that the paparazzi actually photographed a close-up shot, or that we are actually reporting this like it is real news. We just can’t help it. FYI, this link is majorly NSFW! [X17]

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Star Couplings: Britney Headed To The Altar?

Amelia McDonell-ParryJanuary 15, 2008 //

Britney Spears, who lost visitation with her kids indefinitely yesterday, visited a church with her pap boyfriend Adnan yesterday. People (i.e. us) are afraid she’s going to marry the dirt bag. Will the madness never end? [DListed and YouTube]

A French newspaper is reporting that President Nicholas Sarkozy might have married Carla Bruni in a super-secret ceremony. They’ve been dating for only a few months. Bon chance! [Yahoo! News]

So the Dallas Cowboys are out of the playoffs and fans are blaming Jessica Simpson because she took quarterback Tony Romo to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico a few days before the game. How is that her problem again? [DListed]

In Andrew Morton’s highly controversial Tom Cruise bio, the writer says that Cruise initially hit on Jennifer Garner before meeting Katie Holmes. You mean he offered her an audition to play the role of his wife and baby mama in the reality TV show that is his life? Interesting. [DListed]

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Star Couplings: It’s Raining Babies!

Amelia McDonell-ParryJanuary 14, 2008 //

Mazel tov shout outs to Christina Aguilera (and hubby Jordan Bratman) and Nicole Richie (and boyfriend Joel Madden), both of whom gave birth this weekend. Christina named her son Max Liron (which roughly translates to “My Greatest Song” in Hebrew), while Nicole and Joel came up with the totally awesome name of Harlow Winter Kate for their new daughter. [Us Weekly]

We didn’t even know they were dating, but apparently Australian indie rocker Ben Lee is engaged to our ’80s girl crush Ione Skye — he is best known for dating actress Claire Danes, while she was married to Ad Rock from the Beastie Boys and starred as Diane Court in Say Anything. So cute! [Oh No They Didn't]

So the British tab News of the World is saying that Britney is totally in love with that pap and is converting to Islam for him. You know what y’all? If this is true, we are so not even slightly surprised. [DListed]

This is how not true that rumor about Jennifer Aniston and Jason Lewis was — she was spotted on a date this weekend with David Spade. WTF? He’s not even funny! [Perez Hilton]

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Star Couplings: Pamela Anderson Knocked Up

Amelia McDonell-ParryJanuary 10, 2008 //

Pamela Anderson, who recently filed for divorce from hubby of two months Rick Solomon, is reportedly pregnant with his child. Jamie-Lynn Spears, meet your future self. UPDATE: Pam is denying it on her website. C’mon people, we have work to do. We don’t have time to keep updating these posts based on your biological whims. [Dlisted]

All we can say is that Britney is in Manhattan, y’all, and we’re going to find her, and that paparazzo boyfriend of hers, and we are going to tame the beast! UPDATE: Ugh, she tricked us. She’s in Mexico instead. [Perez Hilton and TMZ]

OMG, did Jake Gyllenhaal propose to Reese Witherspoon? Could this day get any better??? [Celebitchy]

Vince Vaughn told Parade magazine, “I have such a great friendship with Jennifer [Aniston]. Really, I still talk to her constantly. I have a real, genuine connection with Jen. And I have a real appreciation of her. That continues to this day.” Blah, blah, blah, “The sex sucked, too.” Okay, he didn’t say that last part. [People]

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Star Couplings: Angelina And Brad’s PDA

Amelia McDonell-ParryJanuary 9, 2008 //

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt showed up to the Critics Choice Awards and nuzzled the entire ceremony. There’s no real news here, just our raging envy. [Perez Hilton]

Nicole Kidman is expecting a baby with hubby Keith Urban. She has two other children, both adopted, with ex-husband Tom Cruise. Apparently they call her “Nicole” and call Katie Holmes “Mom”. Hopefully this new little brat knows better. [People]

Just in case you’ve been asleep for the last week, Britney had a crazy mega breakdown, held her kids hostage, had to be strapped down on gurney and taken to the emergency room where she was under suicide watch, and then demanded to be released so she could go on a mimosa-drinking date with that paparazzo she boned. And that was just the first 36 hours! [DListed]

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Star Couplings: Kim Kardashian’s Butt Still Single

Amelia McDonell-ParryJanuary 3, 2008 //

The two “engagements” we mentioned yesterday — Ashlee Simpson/Pete Wentz and Kim Kardashian/Reggie Bush — are supposedly, allegedly not true. Sorry for the legalese — we learned our lesson! [DListed]

We thought by ignoring this story that it would go away, but alas, it is not. Britney apparently is dating a paparazzo named Adnan Ghalib who may or may not be married. They spent Christmas together. We’re sure this has nothing to do with the money he’s going to make off totally exclusive pictures of their precious time together. Ugh. [Us Weekly]

Stephen Colletti and Lauren Conrad made out again, this time at Hollywood club LAX. Sigh. We miss Brody. [Us Weekly]

Star is reporting that the whole Tony Romo/Jessica Simpson romance is just a PR move orchestrated by Simpson’s pervy dad Joe, who’s dying to get his daughter some positive media attention since her last two movie projects have been complete flops. Well, we know that plan definitely backfired in Dallas! [MSNBC]

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Jamie-Lynn Spears Must Have Missed The Memo On Birth Control

Amelia McDonell-ParryDecember 20, 2007 //

Remember how I said, like, two seconds ago that 2008 was going to be the year of the unplanned pregnancy? Well I was wrong — by a couple weeks. After Jessica Alba’s surprise announcement that she was knocked up earlier this week, I was literally stupified when OK magazine’s cover story was leaked today, revealing that Britney Spears’ 16-year-old sister Jamie Lynn is pregnant too! With her 19-year-old boyfriend’s baby! Do the Spears girls have super ovaries or what? And of course, since no one ever seems to consider schmaschmortion anymore, she’s keeping the baby. In slightly less judgment-inspiring news, Brit singer Lily Allen, 22, is also apparently carrying a bun in the oven with her newish boyfriend (some dude from the Chemical Brothers) and she’s said to be “delighted.” Isn’t anyone upset over unplanned pregnancies anymore? And isn’t anyone else concerned that the whole of Young Hollywood is apparently freaking allergic to condoms and birth control? [Perez Hilton] Keep reading »