- Beyonce let more than her underboobage hang out in GQ. Apparently, she keeps vault filled with photos, photos of photos, footage and interviews featuring HER. Some might call this hoarding. [DListed]
- Do we really believe that Justin Bieber is capable of assaulting his former bodyguard? Moshe Benabou, an ex-member of the Israeli army, says Biebs roughed him up. [US Weekly]
- Kris Jenner and Kanye are supposedly fighting over where Kim will live. But where does Kim want to live? She apparently doesn’t get a say. [The Celebrity Cafe]
- K-Stew and R-Patz have kinky sex seven times a day, if you believe Star Magazine. How do they have time? [Celebitchy]
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Beyonce Has A Vault Filled With Memorabilia Of Herself
Beyonce’s Underboob Covers The New Issue Of “GQ”
Beyonce’s boobs are all over the cover of the new GQ — and she’s baring full on underboob — as she illustrates the Sexiest Women of the Century, another one of those stupid men’s magazine’s lists that’s basically an excuse to post photos of scantily clad women. And women of the century is a little weird, too, because do they mean the last century — as in the past hundred years? Or do they mean the last 12 years? And if they mean the last hundred, well, that’s a lot of dead hotties, which I would think would be a total bonerkiller, no?
God, I clearly think about this shit way too much. In any case, if you’d like to see another photo, featuring the full cheesecake cover, and Bey in the world’s smallest underwears, by all means, click through…
Is There Anything Cuter Than Beyonce, Backstage, Making Faces?
I’ve never been super crazy about Beyonce, personally. But these pics, capturing her goofing off and doing her best Michael Jackson impression before her London show earlier this week, might have just changed my mind. Yup, I’m riding the “I Wanna Be BFFs With Jay and Bey” train now, along with Amelia. It’s nice to see her look like she’s actually having fun, instead of looking like she’s trying to look like she’s having fun.
Gwyneth Paltrow & Kids Dance On Stage At Jay-Z And Coldplay’s NYE Show
I must admit, not a day goes by where I don’t wake up feeling just a tiny bit pissed off that Gwyneth Paltrow is BFFs with Jay-Z and Beyonce. And husband Chris Martin reaps the rewards! On New Year’s Eve, Coldplay and Jay-Z co-headlined the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, ring in the new year with Jay’z “Run This Town.” In the background, you can see Gwyneth gettin’ down with her fierce white lady moves. (I’m not judging, really — I went to see Phish TWICE this weekend and have never danced so white in my life.) And on stage you can also see kids Apple and Moses dancing as well. I’m not so jealous of Gwyneth’s friendship with the Carters that I can’t admit that’s pretty cute. [NYMag.com]
Love It Or Leave It: Beyonce’s Floral Faux Romper
Beyonce took a trip to an art show at Art Basel in Miami this weekend with her hair tied up in a chic top knot, wearing a sexy pair of beige Louboutins and a floral romper. But wait! Stop the presses! Turns out that’s not a floral romper after all, but a matchy-matchy short and shirt set by Emma Cook. I’m pretty sure Queen Bey is the only person in the world who could make a buttoned-up floral short suit look fierce, so I’m voting “love it” purely out of reverence for her fashion superpowers. Now it’s your turn! Tell us what you think below. [Photo: Splash News]
Loading ...Wendy Williams Says Beyoncé Sounds Like She Has “A Fifth Grade Education”
- Wendy Williams, you do not throw shade at Beyoncé! Speaking about Bey’s upcoming documentary on HBO, Williams said, “I am a Beyonce fan. I’m gonna watch her upcoming documentary because fortunately one of the TVs in our kitchen has closed captioning so I’ll be able to understand what she says. You know Beyonce can’t talk. She sounds like she has a fifth grade education.” First of all, RUDE. Second of all, I’ve never thought Beyoncé sounded uneducated. I mean, has Wendy heard of Ryan Lochte?!?! [Perez Hilton]
- Twenty-one Beliebers’ furious Twitter reactions to Justin Bieber’s Grammy snub. (And here’s who was actually nominated.) [The Week]
- Cosmopolitan magazine said women are getting crystals implanted in their vaginas to “improve their energy,” although that’s probably not true. [Gurl]
- Whoopsie daisy! Ellie Goulding wore a see-through dress without any Band-Aids over her nipples. Fire your stylist, sweetie. [The Gloss]
Perfect Beyonce Continues To Post Perfect Photos Of Herself Being Perfect On Her Perfect Blog
Before you even ask, yes, if Beyonce were to take a shit and photograph the turd floating in the toilet and post it to her blog, I would also declare it perfect as well. I’m sure Beyonce’s poops are perfectly formed with just the right amount of firmness. I bet they smell like roses too. Ugh, I wish I could hate her but I can’t. See a few more shots after the jump… Keep reading »
8 Imagined Text Message Exchanges Between Celebrity Couples
We’re so bored of our own text messages. The only people who text us regularly are our mothers. Hi mom! We love you, but blergh. We wonder what kind of sexy text messages celeb couples are exchanging … hmmm. They must me more titillating than ours. Or at least more entertaining.
Woot! Beyonce Is Back In The Record Studio!
- And she posted a photo to prove it. Can’t wait for her next album to drop. [Pop Crush]
- The David Petraeus sex scandal gets more bizarre by the second, so here’s a handy guide to the weirdest details so far. [Tres Sugar]
- Speaking of Petraeus, this has been headline gold for newspapers and blogs — but this New York Daily News headline may win them all. [TruTV]
- Shannen Doherty called the police when one of her Twitter followers threatened to commit suicide unless the actress called her personally. Good thing Shannen isn’t the bitch she was in her “90210″days. [The Celebrity Cafe]
- I am pretty sure I am guilty of every single thing on this list of annoying things pet owners do on Facebook. Oops. [TheFW.com] Keep reading »
Republican Kelly Clarkson Says She’s Voting For Obama — And 18 Other Celebrity Endorsements
‘Tis the season for celebrity political endorsements, and just yesterday comes another one — this time from Kelly Clarkson. Kelly says that while she considers herself a Republican, she can’t abide by Mitt Romney’s anti-gay marriage stance, and has decided to support Obama. Additionally, she said, “I’ve been reading online about the debates and I’m probably going to vote for Obama again … I can’t support Romney’s policies as I have a lot of gay friends and I don’t think it’s fair they can’t get married.”
Additionally, she voiced concern over women’s rights issues. “I’m not a hardcore feminist but we can’t be going back to the ’50s,” she said.
Last year, Clarkson voiced her support for Ron Paul, but then retracted it after it was found that Paul was linked to several racist and homophobic pamphlets. “I am really sorry if I have offended anyone. Obviously that was not my intent. I do not support racism. I support gay rights, straight rights, women’s rights, men’s rights, white/black/purple/orange rights,” she said.
To learn about celebrity political endorsements, check out our handy chart above!
