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Beyonce Hates Puns And Shitty Etsy Projects As Much As You Do

It’s a sad day for all pun-loving Beyhive members. TMZ reports that Beyonce caught wind of the extremely popular “Feyoncé” merchandise that has been floating around Etsy, and had her lawyers send a strongly worded letter to the online retailer, requesting that the offending items be removed. The mugs are gone, but if you do a quick Etsy search you can still get an awful lot of crap, emblazoned with a pun so horrible it makes my head hurt. Word to the wise: Bey is always, always watching. Stay woke. [TMZ]

Mike Huckabee Thinks Beyonce Will Turn Kids Into Strippers

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Potential presidential candidate Mike Huckabee appeared on t”The Daily Show” last night to generally spew oddities and further put his foot in his mouth in regards to great American patriot Beyonce. He insisted that young girls want to be more like Bey (well, duh) and that she carries on “the culture of crude” with her “vulgar” dancing: “Do you know any parent who has a daughter who says, ‘Honey, if you make really good grades, someday when you’re 12 or 13 we’ll get you your own stripper pole?’” Seriously! This is an actual thing he said! Thankfully, Stewart spends a full seven minutes ceremoniously tearing him a new one. [NYMag.com]

World Continues To Freak Over Beyonce Pregnancy Speculations

  • Beyonce showed up at Barclays Center last night wearing all black and with “the tiniest pudge known to man” peeking out of her high-waisted jeans, right on the heels of launching those sand baby pregnancy rumors. I think she just kind of loves trolling us to keep the questions coming. [HelloBeautiful]
  • Is woman-on-top the most dangerous sexual position? [NYMag.com]
  • Ben Affleck is teaming up with David Fincher to remake a Hitchcock movie. [Just Jared]
  • The first round of this year’s Grammy performers has been announced — Madonna, Ariana Grande, Ed Sheeran, and Eric Church, all of whom are nominees, will be performing! [People]

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Mike Huckabee Cannot Believe The Obamas Let Their Kids Listen To This Beyoncé Person

Potato-faced nincompoop Mike Huckabee has advice for practically everyone, and is more than willing to dish it out as he goes around promoting his new book, which is seriously titled God, Guns, Grits and Gravy. An appropriately classy and dignified title for a book by a man who wishes to be President of these United States, no?

In his book, Huckabee offers up all sorts of wisdom about things. Things like how if we allow gay marriage to be legal, bisexual people will want to have two spouses, because that is obviously how being bisexual works. According to Mike Huckabee. He also goes on and on, apparently, about how he thinks Beyoncé and Jay-Z are the actual worst ever, and definitely poor role models for the children of this country. Keep reading »

Is Beyonce Pregnant? With A Sand Baby?

  • Hmm, is Beyonce trying to tell us something with her latest Instagram pic? [Instagram]
  • Topher Grace is engaged to actress Ashley Hinshaw. Mazel tov! [People]
  • Five people were shot near a nightclub where Chris Brown was performing this weekend. [People]

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Laverne Cox Literally Falls To The Floor After Receiving Christmas Gift From Beyonce

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Can you blame her? When “Orange Is The New Black” star and trans rights activist Laverne Cox opened her mail and discovered a holiday card and gift from Queen B herself, she had what I think any of us would consider a perfectly normal reaction:

So when I opened this holiday card a few days ago and read Love @beyonce I literally fell to the floor. I was on the floor of my apartment. I have witnesses. Love the #CakeByThePound sweatshirt. Thanks Bey for the gift. I have had an awesome year and this is certainly a highlight. Happy holidays Mrs. Carter to you and your beautiful family. Thanks for all the amazing music and endless inspiration you’ve given to me and so many over the past 16 years. Since No No No I have been saying YASSS YASSS YASSS! #QueenBey foever.

Clearly, mine was lost in the mail. It’s okay, Bey. It’s the thought that counts. [US Weekly]

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