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The Best Way To Get Over Your Ex Is By Photoshopping Beyonce Over His Face

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Cassandra, a 19-year-old from Toronto whose relationship recently ended, is dealing with her post-breakup reverie by photoshopping Beyonce’s face over her ex in old pictures. Her Tumblr page, Beyoncify My Boyfriend, is an ode to lost love and, most importantly, Beyonce’s badassery. It’s a gallery of her greatest times with her former man made a thousand times better by Bey’s appearance (yes, the bad quality of her photoshopping is intentional). As her Tumblr reads, “Breakups suck. You know what makes them easier? Reimagining your happiest times together with none other than Queen B.” I couldn’t agree more. Cassandra’s ex found the site and is less than pleased, but that doesn’t seem to be phasing her. She’s now taking requests from other ladies to Beyoncify their ex-boyfriends. Hero status. [BuzzFeed] [Image via Tumblr]

Is Beyoncé “On The Run” From Her Apartment With Jay Z?

  • Beyoncé may be on the hunt for a new penthouse to “cook a meal for you naked” — Page Six claims she recently checked out a New York City apartment by herself, which was much smaller than the digs she currently has with Jay Z. Maybe there is something to those breakup rumors! Or, hey, maybe Beyoncé is just a woman who likes to browse real estate for fun. [Page Six]
  • Here’s Martha Stewart’s very Martha-esque burn about Blake Lively’s new lifestyle website: “Let her try … I mean, it’s stupid, she could be an actress. Why would you want to be me if you could be an actress?” [Huffington Post]
  • How many couples from “The Bachelor” and “The Bachelorette” have actually stayed together after the show? [Crushable]
  • Dita Von Teese is launching a maternity lingerie line. [People]
  • 10 of the best, worst, and weirdest celebrity cookbooks. [PaperMag]

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Page Six Claims Solange Knowles Attacked Jay-Z Over Rihanna

  • Page Six has a big splashy story on Beyoncé and Jay Z’s “crumbling” marriage, which claims the couple blew off Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s wedding because it was too gauche for their highnesses. “[Jay and Bey] are guarding like hell their status,” said Page Six’s source. “Beyoncé wasn’t going to allow a Kardashian to socially climb her. And Jay didn’t want Kanye with Kim — he thinks it’s bad for business. I think Jay lost a little respect for Kanye there.” (Kanye doesn’t give a shit.) The gossip column also claims that Bey’s sister Solange Knowles assaulted Jay in an elevator after the Met Ball because over suspicions he’s sleeping with Rihanna. [Page Six] Keep reading »

A Fierce Spin On The Famous French Motto Spotted In Paris

A Fierce Spin On The Famous French Motto Spotted In Paris

Spotted in Paris: No doubt the work of a diehard member of the BeyHive, someone armed with a can of spray paint graffitied the side of a building with this play on the French motto “liberté, egalité, fraternité” (“freedom, equality, brotherhood”). Parfait! [Cosmopolitan]

Beyonce Flawlessly Poses As Feminist Labor Icon Rosie The Riveter On Instagram

I love it when Beyonce uses social media to pander to her feminist fan base. Makes me feel special!

Kanye West (Sort Of) Addresses Why Jay-Z & Beyoncé Bailed On His Wedding

“All that, I wouldn’t even speak on. It doesn’t even matter to me whatsoever, who would show up. Because the most important person to show up there, to me, was Kim. And that’s all that matters to me.”

Kanye West has a big, meaty profile in GQ and it’s filled with Kanye-isms about art, celebrity, happiness, Kim, North, and some weird tangent where he insists he is not a shark but a “blowfish.” But let’s get real — we wanted to hear Kanye clear up some of the rumors surrounding his wedding. No, he did not give a 45-minute toast to himself. No, there was no  ”Gold Toilet Tower.” No, he did not saw up the entire bar apart in front of the Italian construction team who had just built it. But the rumor we really wanted addressed was why Jay and Bey completely bailed on the wedding. And Kanye’s response is pretty much: who cares? [GQ] [Image via GQ]

Beyonce Posted A “Fifty Shades Of Grey” Teaser — But Why?

Beyonce Posted A "Fifty Shades Of Grey" Teaser -- But Why?
Such A Tease...

Either there was a sudden casting dust-up and Beyonce is going to be ass up in the Red Room of Pain as Anastasia Steele … or Bey contributed a track to the movie’s soundtrack. Regardless, she must have gotten pizzzzzzaid because last night, Beyonce teased the upcoming “Fifty Shade of Grey” trailer on her Instagram.

This Surprise Backstreet Boys’ Groomsmen Performance Is The Wedding Dance To Trump All Others

Girl, You Married A Keeper

This performance by newlywed Sean Rajaee and his groomsmen is pretty much my favorite wedding video of all time and I cannot stop watching it on repeat. Rajaee secretly choreographed the dance as a surprise for his bride, and lots of the groomsmen lived out of town and had to learn the routine via video at the last second. The group goes through Beyonce, Bruno Mars and even a Persian dance, but it’s Rajaee’s rendition of the “I Want It That Way” that convinces me that this bride chose a total winner as a husband. I mean, look at those moves!

Let’s Pretend We Were At The Opening Night Of Jay Z & Beyonce’s “On The Run” Tour For A Sec, K?

Watch Jayonce Get Married!

Oh for fuck’s sake, I guess I’m gonna have to pony up for tickets to Jay Z and Beyonce’s “On The Run” tour because, if the various photos and videos from the opening night in Miami are any indication, that shit is tight. Instead of doing two separate sets, the couple — who have been married since 2008 — took the stage together and alternated between their various songs, including a number of collaborations that they performed together. And, because the show is all about “celebratin’ love,” as Jay put it, they also showed never-before-seen footage from their top secret wedding. Check it out above! Click through a smattering of pics from the show below, and watch some more highlights after the jump!

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Stop What You’re Doing & Watch These Grown Men In Stilettos Slay Beyoncé’s Choreography

Stop What You're Doing And Watch 3 Grown Men In Stilettos Slay Beyonce Choreography
Prepare To Feel Incredibly Uncoordinated

Holy crapballs, you guys. Up until this very moment, I thought of myself as a semi-coordinated twentysomething with fairly decent, pseudo-sexy dance skills. Then I saw this video, and everything I thought I knew was shattered.

In preparation for the final live show on “Britain’s Got Talent,” the three most freakishly coordinated people on the planet men in the video above completely slayed the dance floor to a medley of Beyoncé songs during their last rehearsal. Yanis Marshall Choreography was kind enough to rub their talent in our faces by giving us a sneak peek of their routine and showing us how much better they can dance in heels than us. Check it out and come to terms with the fact that you will never EVER dance like this. (I, personally, find some comfort in the fact that the guy on the left is, like, a half-count behind.)

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