Posts tagged "50 shades of grey"

“50 Shades” Screenplay To Be Penned By Female Screenwriter, Kelly Marcel

The plum gig as the screenwriter for the film adaptation of Fifty Shades Of Grey goes to ... Kelly Marcel, who penned the forthcoming "Mary Poppins"-themed script, "Saving Mr. Banks." [The Hollywood Reporter] Meet the "waitress moms" who are pulling away from the GOP. [Forbes] Why are breast cancer rates so high amongst U.S. troops? [Boing Boing]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 8, 2012

Anti-Domestic Violence Groups Protest Vogue Homme’s Choking Cover

Groups that work to eradicate domestic violence and help survivors are protesting magazine behemoth Conde Nast over the lastest cover of Vogue Hommes International, on which the cover model is being choked. Supermodel Stephanie Seymour is held from behind by hunky Marlon Teixeira, whose face is rapturous as one hand reaches around to choke her…

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 19, 2012

“50 Shades Of Grey” Magazine: Yeah, We Bought It & We’re Sharing the Dirty Details

Like it or not, Fifty Shades of Grey has become a bonafide global phenomenon we can't seem to shut up about. So it's no surprise E.L. James' steamy series has actually inspired its very own MAGAZINE. If you've been to a magazine stand, you may have noticed that there's an actual periodical devoted to all…

By: The Stir / September 12, 2012

Has Ryan Gosling Been Cast As Christian Grey? Plus, A “Star Trek: TNG” Spin-Off?!

The husband of EL James, the woman who wrote the Fifty Shades Of Grey series, says that Ryan Gosling is set to play Christian Grey in the movie adaptation. Listen, I would LOVE FOR THIS TO BE TRUE. In fact, he was my first choice when I was fantasy casting the movie. But I don't…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 4, 2012

Totally Appropriate: “50 Shades of Grey” Onesies For Babies

How are babies and BDSM related, you ask? The answer is the new 50 Shades of Grey baby onesies found on Etsy.com. Your baby will be sure to turn heads wearing these white ensembles, sporting phrases like "9 months ago mommy read Fifty Shades of Grey," or "all mommy wanted was a night with Mr.

By: Daley Quinn / August 22, 2012

5 Myths About Kinky Sex From “50 Shades Of Grey”

As someone who has identified as kinky for over a decade, both professionally and personally, I have to admit I was absolutely appalled when the 50 Shades trilogy first hit the mainstream. I read all three books, and as I read some of the myths and stereotypes, I had to do some deep breathing. I couldn't help thinking, "These are the book…

By: YourTango.com / August 11, 2012

“Fifty Shades of Grey: The Album” Is Now A Thing

You guys, it is only Tuesday and I've already read a press release about a Fifty Shades of Grey-themed compilation of classical music. This doesn't really spark a lot of confidence for the rest of the week, does it? Yes, it's true: the 15 pieces of music that are mentioned in the books comprisising the Fifty

By: Tyler Coates / August 7, 2012

Watch And Enjoy: “50 Shades Of Greyskull”

You will never catch me reading 50 Shades of Grey, so pardon me if I get all my info about Christian Grey etc. from watching this He-Man mashup from "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon." I'm going to assume that Christian is a Skeletor-looking motherfucker, who happens to be really into butts.

By: Julie Gerstein / July 28, 2012

Hotel Replaces Bedside Bibles With “50 Shades Of Grey”

Christian Grey is damn near God-like — at least according to guests’ bedside tables in The Damson Dene Hotel. Bibles have been booted and E L James’ BDSM erotica novel 50 Shades of Grey has taken their place in every room within the English inn. Damson Dene's owner said providing a copy of the book to every…

By: Daley Quinn / July 25, 2012

Anne Rice On Women And Erotica: “The Whole World Knows Women Are Sensual Beings As Well As Men”

"As a feminist, I’m very much supportive of equal rights for women in all walks of life. And that includes for me the right of every woman to write out her sexual fantasies and to read books filled with sexual fantasies that she enjoys. Men have always enjoyed all kinds of pornography. How can it…

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 14, 2012

A Saucy Squabble Over “Fifty Shades Of Grey” Leads To Boyfriend Being Charged With Assault

Apparently, reading 50 Shades of Grey warrants being squirted in the face with 50 Shades of Brown. Raymond Hodgson, 31, was recently charged with common assault after finding his partner, Emma McCormick, reading the BDSM erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey, before slapping her in the face and  squirting a mysterious brown sauce on her because…

By: Daley Quinn / July 12, 2012

Tap Your Toes To “50 Shades Of Grey,” The Musical

Thank God this "50 Shades Of Grey" musical is just a parody. I don't think Broadway is ready for the Red Room Of Pain just yet. But in the mean time, at least the NYU's musical theater program is getting some work. [Flavorwire]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 9, 2012

The Soapbox: Misunderstanding “50 Shades” & Kink Is Hurting Those Of Us Who Practice

I haven't exactly kept it a secret around here the way that I'm sexually wired. For the most part, though, the only person whose opinion matters on the subject is my sexual partner. (And any roommates who have to listen to occasional smacking.) Yet, every so often, BDSM — that's bondage, dominance, sadomasochism — po…

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 5, 2012

11 Annoying Things “50 Shades Of Grey” Fans Say

Fifty Shades of Grey! Fifty Shades of Grey! Fifty Shades of ... ahhhh! Somebody get me an aspirin. I have not read this book.I have no plans to read this book. And yet I hear about this damn book so much it feels like I've read it. Ackk!! Why do I have no interest in it? I don't…

By: The Stir / July 2, 2012

Kathie Lee And Hoda Fondle Ben Wa Balls On “The Today Show”

I'm pretty sure that the best thing to come out of the nation's obsession with mommy porn series 50 Shades of Grey is this video of Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb fondling ben wa balls on "The Today Show." Ben Wa balls, of course, are shoved up inside your vagina to stimulate and encourage greater…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 13, 2012

Rumor: Angelina Jolie Eager To Direct Mommy Porn “Fifty Shades Of Grey”

Fifty Shades of Grey has been referred to as “Mommy porn,” so it actually makes sense that mother of six, Angelina Jolie, might be eager to direct the film adaptation of E.L. James‘s popular novel.  The steamy trilogy has picked up steam in the last two months and it seems anyone and everyone is reading the books, which tell…

By: Celeb Dirty Laundry / June 8, 2012

Here’s The Audio Of Gilbert Gottfried Reading “50 Shades Of Grey” That You Didn’t Ask For

We know you have reservations about reading the hot new BDSM "mommy porn" erotic novel 50 Shades Of Grey in public. What if someone from church sees?! What would your grandma think?! That's why we couldn't be more pleased talented voiceover actor Gilbert Gottfried has done the audiobook for 50 Shades. No one has to…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 18, 2012

President Obama Talks Gay Marriage, “50 Shades Of Grey” On “The View”

President Obama appeared on "The View" today, and damn, the talk was serious as if he appeared on "Meet The Press." But there were very serious matters to discuss: last week's announcement that the president believes lesbians and gays should be allowed to marry, the economy, and of course whether or not Mitt Romney i…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 15, 2012

FL Library Removes “50 Shades Of Grey” From Shelves

50 Shades Of Grey may well be one of the worst-written books ever. But being a blight on the face of literature isn't the reason Brevard County Public Library in Florida pulled the BDSM erotica novel from shelves: they called 50 Shades "pornography." But Brevard County is not consistent in what they consider "pornographic" and what…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 7, 2012

“SNL” Explores “50 Shades Of Grey”

Forget breakfast in bed or a new washing machine -- what mom wants for Mother's Day this year is some peace and quiet so she can read Fifty Shades of Grey and touch herself. …

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 7, 2012