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Size Does Matter: “Fifty Shades Of Grey” Wine Just Got Bigger And Better

Size Does Matter: "Fifty Shades Of Grey" Wine Just Got Bigger And Better

Warning: I will try and refrain from making continuous size and girth puns while writing this post.

“Fifty Shades Of Grey” wine has been on the market for a few years now, but E.L. James, the author of the book series, has upped the ante for those of us who fancy a … bigger specimen. Now, E.L.’s very own Red Satin blend, inspired by the romance and passion between the trilogy’s main characters, Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey, will be offered in a limited edition, 3-liter bottle. Equal in volume to four standard wine bottles, the “Fifty Shades of Grey” Red Satin Collector’s Edition includes a hand-engraved bottle painted by artisans in Napa Valley, California, and is hand-dipped in a red hot wax seal. FANCY. Keep reading »

Study: “Fifty Shades” Readers Are Slutty Binge Drinkers With Eating Disorders & Abusive Partners

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Kittens Reenact "50 Shades"
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The Real Christian Grey?
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Today in Things That Make Me Want To Scream “CORRELATION DOES NOT EQUAL CAUSATION!” And Beat My Head Against The Wall:

Last year, a study out of Michigan State University found that the erotic BDSM trilogy Fifty Shades Of Grey “perpetuates” abusive relationships. Now, another study from the same professor at MSU claims young women who read the books are more likely to have an abusive partner and show signs of an eating disorder.

Women who read all three books in the trilogy (like me and Amelia), the study found, are more likely to binge drink and have multiple sex partners. Amy Bonomi, a professor of Human Development and Family Studies and lead author of the study, said that based on her study of over 650 young women ages 18 to 24, it’s possible the Fifty Shades books might “reaffirm” negative experiences and “aggravate trauma.” In other words, this lady r-e-a-l-l-y does not like these books.

Well, well, well. Where to start with this one? Keep reading »

Kittens Reenact “Fifty Shades Of Grey”

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"Mr. Grey Will See You Meow"

The cinematic masterpiece that is sure to be “Fifty Shades Of Grey” is still a long way off (February 2015) but you can get your kinky sex fix now with … wait for it, kittens. Yes, the erotic love affair of Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey is reenacted by teeny-weeny beh beh kittehs (and their cat toys). Whoever wrote the puns in one deserves the cat video equivalent of an Oscar.

Watch The Roots React To A Very Special Version Of The “Fifty Shades Of Grey” Trailer

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Surprise!

On “The Tonight Show” last night, Jimmy Fallon taped The Roots’ reaction to the “Fifty Shades Of Grey” trailer — with a creepy edit. Watch them freak when a scary face pops up halfway through the trailer! [Huffington Post]

Is This Dashing Italian Real Estate Agent The Real-Life Christian Grey?

  • An Italian real estate agent named Alessandro Proto, who once gave E.L. James a guided tour of homes in Italy, claims he is the inspiration for Christian Grey. Admittedly, Mr. Proto is rather attractive. But doesn’t he know that Fifty Shades is just Twilight fan fiction? [New York Daily News]
  • Nigella Lawson posted a recipe for “pasta alla puttanesca” — aka, whore spaghetti — with the comment “Do I need to say anything more?” on her Twitter. This appears to be in response to her ex Charles Saatchi’s new lady, Trinny Woodall, making a joke about Nigella being choked. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Julia Roberts’ younger sister Nancy Motes died this weekend of a drug overdose at age 37. [People] Keep reading »

Dakota Johnson Had No Trouble Filming Those “50 Shades Of Grey” Sex Scenes

“I don’t have any problem doing anything. The secret is I have no shame… Reading the book, I found myself more interested in the ways they were breaking each other down emotionally than the sex scenes. I think there’s a part of a woman that wants to be the thing that breaks a man down.”

Dakota Johnson (or shall we say, Anastasia Steele) opened up to Elle magazine about filming those intense sex scenes for the upcoming “Fifty Shades Of Grey” movie. Apparently, it wasn’t too nerve-wracking for her to let it all go for the camera. It sounds like Johnson dug into the deeper aspects of her character’s romps with Christian Grey, which I hope means we can expect a movie that’s as complex and explorational as it is sexy. A girl can wish! PopSugar

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