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Yet Another “50 Shades Of Grey” Trailer Has Arrived

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Universal is baiting us with another “50 Shades Of Grey” ad just a week after the big reveal of the movie’s official trailer. This one is a TV spot featuring a Beyonce song once again and pretty much a recycled version of the same three or so clips we’ve already seen. I mean, at least this one shows more skin than the others. [Just Jared]

“Fifty Shades Of Grey” Released A Trailer For Its Next Trailer, Basically

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At Least Beyonce's In It

A new teaser for “Fifty Shades Of Grey” was released yesterday, featuring our hero Mr. Grey sensually dressing himself while Beyonce’s “Haunted” plays in the background. The ad tells us that an exclusive new trailer is coming on November 14, which we’re all presumably now hanging off the edge of our seats for. So thanks Universal, for making an ad just to remind us of another ad. It does provide a pretty nice view of Jamie Dornan’s sexy shoulders, so I guess that makes it worth it. [Refinery 29]

World Nervously Pacing Over Rumored Lack Of Chemistry In “50 Shades Of Grey”

  • The “50 Shades Of Grey” cast recently met up to do some reshoots, which is a pretty common thing in the film biz, but new rumors insist the reshoots are due to a lack of “heat” between Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson. A rep from the studio defended the pair, asserting that “no one should question the heat or intensity of our actors,” and previous rumors have been that there was plenty of “hot chemistry” on set when the movie was initially filmed, so no need to get your panties in a bunch just yet (pun intended). [Cosmopolitan]
  • Robin Williams’ daughter Zelda got a tattoo in his honor. [Pink Is The New Blog] Keep reading »

Size Does Matter: “Fifty Shades Of Grey” Wine Just Got Bigger And Better

Size Does Matter: "Fifty Shades Of Grey" Wine Just Got Bigger And Better

Warning: I will try and refrain from making continuous size and girth puns while writing this post.

“Fifty Shades Of Grey” wine has been on the market for a few years now, but E.L. James, the author of the book series, has upped the ante for those of us who fancy a … bigger specimen. Now, E.L.’s very own Red Satin blend, inspired by the romance and passion between the trilogy’s main characters, Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey, will be offered in a limited edition, 3-liter bottle. Equal in volume to four standard wine bottles, the “Fifty Shades of Grey” Red Satin Collector’s Edition includes a hand-engraved bottle painted by artisans in Napa Valley, California, and is hand-dipped in a red hot wax seal. FANCY. Keep reading »

Study: “Fifty Shades” Readers Are Slutty Binge Drinkers With Eating Disorders & Abusive Partners

"50 Shades" Classes
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Kittens Reenact "50 Shades"
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The Real Christian Grey?
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Five myths about kinky sex from "50 Shades Of Grey." Read More »
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Today in Things That Make Me Want To Scream “CORRELATION DOES NOT EQUAL CAUSATION!” And Beat My Head Against The Wall:

Last year, a study out of Michigan State University found that the erotic BDSM trilogy Fifty Shades Of Grey “perpetuates” abusive relationships. Now, another study from the same professor at MSU claims young women who read the books are more likely to have an abusive partner and show signs of an eating disorder.

Women who read all three books in the trilogy (like me and Amelia), the study found, are more likely to binge drink and have multiple sex partners. Amy Bonomi, a professor of Human Development and Family Studies and lead author of the study, said that based on her study of over 650 young women ages 18 to 24, it’s possible the Fifty Shades books might “reaffirm” negative experiences and “aggravate trauma.” In other words, this lady r-e-a-l-l-y does not like these books.

Well, well, well. Where to start with this one? Keep reading »

Kittens Reenact “Fifty Shades Of Grey”

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"Mr. Grey Will See You Meow"

The cinematic masterpiece that is sure to be “Fifty Shades Of Grey” is still a long way off (February 2015) but you can get your kinky sex fix now with … wait for it, kittens. Yes, the erotic love affair of Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey is reenacted by teeny-weeny beh beh kittehs (and their cat toys). Whoever wrote the puns in one deserves the cat video equivalent of an Oscar.

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