Who’d've thunk? For all Chelsea Handler’s crowing about sleeping with 50 Cent, his ex-girlfriend is none too impressed with his bedroom skills. Shaniqua Tompkins blabbed to the blog Mommys Dirty Little Secret that Fiddy was just “okay” in bed. When asked if she’d sleep with him again, Tompkins said, “No, he’s hard enough to get rid of, that would just make it worse.”
In the same interview, Floyd Mayweather, Jr.’s ex/baby mama Josie Harris also blabbed about her famous bedmate. Harris flat-out trashed Mayweather as “boring in bed,” and said she would only sleep with him “if he had a drink first. Sober Floyd is boring and I like to have fun in bed!” Buuuurn. [Vibe Vixen]
Thanks for the warning, ladies! We’re filing away this important information, in case we’re ever so desperate we need Chelsea Handler’s sloppy seconds or a noted domestic abuser. But these aren’t the only celebrity sex resumes you can find online: we’ve got all the deets on who’s a baller and who’s a blunderer in bed. Oh, Brody Jenner, why are we not the least bit surprised about you?
“We dated, very casually. He’s a very sweet, nice guy … the complete antithesis of what you’d imagine. I was sampling, kind of, the atmosphere, seeing what was out there, and I was satiated… I don’t really like when men buy me ridiculous gifts, especially when I don’t know them well. I can buy my own gifts. I really don’t like gifts from rappers in general, since I’m not a hooker.”
—Chelsea Handler finally comes clean to Piers Morgan that she and 50 Cent did date for a little while. Apparently, Fiddy showered her in expensive gifts and she wasn’t so into that. So she called things off. [People]
Chelsea is now dating hotelier Andre Balazs. See what she has to say about him after the jump. Keep reading »
“Chelsea is confident. I think confidence is the sexiest thing about a person. She’s the kind of person that if you’re blessed with the opportunity to hang out with her, you’ll enjoy it. I’m not sure you’ll look at her and actually want to jump over the table and f**k her, but you might. You would leave after talking with her feeling that she is a cool person.”
—50 Cent explains to Vibe magazine what he sees in Chelsea Handler, who he was rumored to be dating back in October. Wait, Fiddy, are you trying to say that you—gasp!—like her personality? If 50 and Chelsea were ever a real couple, it looks like they have both moved on—Chelsea with hotelier Andre Balazs, to be specific. Wonder how he’d feel about jumping over a table for her? [Huffington Post] Keep reading »
You can include giving pedicures to the list of 50 Cent’s many talents. Look at him work that pumice stone. In case you were wondering, those are his grandfather’s toes gettin’ did. [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »
Fiddy is always looking for new ways to make himself useful. His latest scheme? Shoveling snow. According to Twitter, he’s charging $100 to make your driveway mint. Any takers? [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »
In the latest case of celebrity robberies, two men were arrested yesterday for allegedly breaking into 50 Cent‘s $10 million mansion in Connecticut. One of the men was apparently found in a closet, drinking a bottle of Fiddy’s wine, which seems very strange. After the jump, some theories on what was happening.
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Oh, that wily Chelsea Handler. “I don’t know why anyone thinks I would ever date a rapper,” she tweeted, along with the above photo of her and 50 Cent embracing on a bed. So are these two really dating? Just tell us already. Also a question: does she have a red light in her bedroom? [Huffington Post] Keep reading »
So, supposedly, Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent aren’t dating. Our beloved Chelz has gone out of her way to tell us this, on repeat. But then over the weekend, she apparently brought Fiddy to one of her good friend’s birthday parties. And introducing a cute guy to your friends is, well, fairly couple-y behavior. If she really wants these rumors to go away, she should just keep her distance from 50 Cent. At least in public. [People]
After the jump, more things you should avoid if you want people to believe you’re not dating the person you’re denying seeing. Keep reading »