- Hollywood’s obsession with making any and every movie 3D is totally stupid … except when it comes to beloved films from my childhood. Following the success of “The Lion King” in 3D, Disney will release “Beauty & The Beast” and “The Little Mermaid.” Plus, Pixar will release “Finding Nemo” and “Monster’s Inc.” in 3D. How dope will Ursula the sea witch be in the third dimension?! [The Mary Sue]
- Are you as big a Ryan Gosling fan as Amelia? (Doubtful.) You can win a replica of the scorpion jacket he wears in “Drive”! [BuzzNet]
- Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio are dunzo after five months. Not to be a hater, but I think we can all agree we saw that whirlwind romance coming to an end. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »
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In the world of things we’ve never heard of and didn’t know were possible, Kim Kardashian will be the cover girl for the world’s very first entirely 3D magazine. How can a magazine be three dimensional, you ask? Famed photographer Nick Saglimbeni has created and trademarked the world’s first 3D camera. And naturally, he thought of professional-picture-poser Kim K for his big 3D debut. The magazine, appropriately titled World’s Most Beautiful will be released on August 8th. Can you even stand the suspense?
Kim is more than thrilled with the cover. Keep reading »
Damn, Europe gets all the good stuff, like a Wii game about spanking and much-anticipated 3D porn. Waaaahhh! Yesterday Penthouse, the
esteemed shameless smut rag, launched a high definition 3D channel, which runs from 11 p.m to 5 a.m. and promises 30 hours of new hardcore and softcore pornography a month. Hustler is expected to launch a 3D adult channel later this month as well … which probably means Charlie Sheen will never leave the house ever again. I never though I would say this, Penthouse and Hustler, but thank you.
Boobies in 3D. How could bra manufacturers have not thought of this earlier? It seems unreal, but Wonderbra just introduced their first 3D breasts billboard in London. Onlookers require 3DD (get it?) glasses to fully enjoy the Full Effect Wonderbra, which claims to boost your girls up another two cup sizes. For us poor souls without the special spectacles, the WonderBra ad is just a slightly blurry image of Brazilian model Sabraine Banando — not that anyone will complain.
OK, moviemakers, I get it! 3D can add a little extra voodoo magic to a film. I’ve had THIS figured out since I visited the “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids” attraction at Disney World when I was two. Unfortunately, the novelty of the third dimension is rapidly wearing off. And it is only going to wear off faster if you keep using it as an excuse to remake really bad movies. Keep reading »
We all knew it was coming. The moment we saw the fusing of the blue tentacles in “Avatar,” it seemed pretty obvious that, someday, someone was going to make a 3-D porno. But evidently, three such films are in the works and are racing to be the first to make it to the big screen. First, there’s a director in Hong Kong filming a skin flick called “3-D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy,” a $3.2 million project due to be out next May. And then there’s Italian director Tinto Brass, who wants to remake the 1979 orgy “Caligula” using new 3-D technology. And then there’s Hustler, which has evidently been inspired by “Avatar,” too. The porn magazine is making a spoof of the movie, only with lots of boning. What do we think—cool or scary? Keep reading »
The way we live now: thanks to 3-D video games, porn, and movies (“Avatar,” say whaaa?) coming back from the retro grave, the dorky glasses that go with them have already been co-opted by the masses. Those flimsy blue and red specs of yesterday are no longer, and now there’s a host of high-design companies manufacturing 3-D fashion glasses. Above, the selection from Look 3D, which makes slick frames, some vintage-inspired, others girl-ed out with bubbly pink and purple hues. Geeks everywhere are outraged. [Kotaku.com] Keep reading »
While technology has made some of us smarter, it’s apparently made some of us pregnant-er. A member of America’s military, Erick Jhonson came home from Iraq to find his wife was pregnant. He assumed she cheated on him, but his wife claims that she became pregnant after watching a 3D porno … and the porn star was black, just like their baby. The best part, though, is that he believed her. Jhonson said, “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible.”
No, Erick, not everything is possible. Pick up a Seventeen magazine. You cannot get pregnant from bellybutton sex or from watching a 3D movie. Keep reading »
We don’t know what’s going on with Jesus Luz and Madonna anymore, but the model/DJ has been keeping himself busy, posing in a 3-D ad campaign for Brazilian brand Edus with model Cintia Dicker. (Visit View on Fashion if you’re interested in some more steamy photos.)