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Evening Quickies: Who’s Up For “The Little Mermaid” In 3D?

Hollywood’s obsession with making any and every movie 3D is totally stupid … except when it comes to beloved films from my childhood. Following the success of “The Lion King” in 3D, Disney will release “Beauty & The Beast” and “The Little Mermaid.” Plus, Pixar will release “Finding Nemo” and “Monster’s Inc.” in 3D. More »


Kim Kardashian Is The World’s First 3D Magazine Cover Girl

In the world of things we’ve never heard of and didn’t know were possible, Kim Kardashian will be the cover girl for the world’s very first entirely 3D magazine. How can a magazine be three dimensional, you ask? Famed photographer Nick Saglimbeni has created and trademarked the world’s first 3D camera. And naturally, he thought… More »


Penthouse Launches 3D Porn Channel In Europe

Damn, Europe gets all the good stuff, like a Wii game about spanking and much-anticipated 3D porn. Waaaahhh! Yesterday Penthouse, the esteemed shameless smut rag, launched a high definition 3D channel, which runs from 11 p.m to 5 a.m. and promises 30 hours of new hardcore and softcore pornography a month. Hustler is expected to… More »


You’ll Need 3-DD Glasses For Wonderbra’s New 3D Boobs Billboard

Boobies in 3D. How could bra manufacturers have not thought of this earlier? It seems unreal, but Wonderbra just introduced their first 3D breasts billboard in London. Onlookers require 3DD (get it?) glasses to fully enjoy the Full Effect Wonderbra, which claims to boost your girls up another two cup sizes. For us poor souls… More »


Frisky Rant: Remaking A Crappy Movie In 3D, Still Makes It … Crappy

OK, moviemakers, I get it! 3D can add a little extra voodoo magic to a film. I’ve had THIS figured out since I visited the “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids” attraction at Disney World when I was two. Unfortunately, the novelty of the third dimension is rapidly wearing off. And it is only going to… More »


Miranda Kerr Goes Topless In 3D

Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr — and Mrs. Orlando Bloom — posed for Vogue Italia in not two, but three sexy dimensions. Another pic, after the jump … … More »


Who Will Make The First 3-D Porn?

We all knew it was coming. The moment we saw the fusing of the blue tentacles in “Avatar,” it seemed pretty obvious that, someday, someone was going to make a 3-D porno. But evidently, three such films are in the works and are racing to be the first to make it to the big screen. More »


3-D Glasses Get Fashionable

The way we live now: thanks to 3-D video games, porn, and movies (“Avatar,” say whaaa?) coming back from the retro grave, the dorky glasses that go with them have already been co-opted by the masses. Those flimsy blue and red specs of yesterday are no longer, and now there’s a host of high-design companies… More »


Woman Claims 3D Porno Caused Immaculate Conception

While technology has made some of us smarter, it’s apparently made some of us pregnant-er. A member of America’s military, Erick Jhonson came home from Iraq to find his wife was pregnant. He assumed she cheated on him, but his wife claims that she became pregnant after watching a 3D porno … and the porn… More »


Check Out Jesus’s Bod In 3-D

We don’t know what’s going on with Jesus Luz and Madonna anymore, but the model/DJ has been keeping himself busy, posing in a 3-D ad campaign for Brazilian brand Edus with model Cintia Dicker. (Visit View on Fashion if you’re interested in some more steamy photos.)

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