Posts tagged "2016 election"

Ben Carson: Bullet-Ridden Dead People Just Not As Sad As Not Having Guns

Dr. Ben Carson, currently a serious contender for the GOP nomination, has had some things to say about the shooting in Oregon last week. Earlier this morning, he told “Fox and Friends” that — were he president — he would not visit the families of the victims of this shooting, because he’d have too much o…

Robyn Pennacchia / October 6, 2015

Mike Huckabee To Valiantly Refuse To Eat Doritos, Because Jesus

He previously said that boycotting Chik-Fil-A was akin to economic terrorism.

Robyn Pennacchia / October 5, 2015

Sure Hope No One On Carly Fiorina’s Staff Expects To Actually Get Paid Or Anything

Carly Fiorina still owes staffers over $500,000 from her failed Senate campaign, and does not believe she has to pay them.

Robyn Pennacchia / October 5, 2015

Donald Trump Not Clear On What A President Can Actually Do

Donald Trump expands on his plans to be a fascist dictator. …

Robyn Pennacchia / September 28, 2015

President Trump Will Force Everyone To Say “Merry Christmas” Whether They Like It Or Not

Each year, millions of innocent, God-fearing Americans are cruelly forced to acknowledge the existence of Jewish people. 

Robyn Pennacchia / September 25, 2015

Carly Fiorina’s “Abortion Video” Is Actually Video Of A Stillborn Baby Named Walter

Carly Fiorina claims she saw a video of an fetus surviving an abortion and being harvested alive for spare parts–she did not.

Robyn Pennacchia / September 24, 2015

Trump Calls Hillary Clinton “Shrill” And Claims She’s The Real Birther

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump (the five worst words in the world, there) has turned his sights briefly away from appraising Carly Fiorina’s looks and taking digs at the other male Republican contenders to focus on what really matters — spouting horse dung about Hillary Clinton.
First, at a rally in South Carolina, he

Rebecca Vipond Brink / September 24, 2015

Stephen Colbert Was Kinda Disappointingly Gentle With Donald Trump

After much hype, Donald Trump finally sat down on Stephen Colbert’s “Late Show” couch for an interview last night — and the results were surprisingly cordial. Aside from asking Trump for his current stance on President Obama’s citizenship — Trump still won’t admit that he was wrong or apologize, instead responding that he “doesn’t talk about that…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 23, 2015

Watch Stephen Colbert Debate Ted Cruz On Gay Marriage

Plus, January Jones discards another boyfriend and Amy Schumer clarifies her BFF-ship with Jennifer Lawrence.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 22, 2015

Ben Carson Is Clearly Very Confused About The Constitution

Ben Carson thinks the Muslim faith conflicts with the constitution, which explicitly bars religious tests for office.

Robyn Pennacchia / September 21, 2015

Trump Supporter Calls For “Getting Rid” Of Muslims, The Donald Just Nods His Head

Color me utterly unsurprised that a supporter of Donald Trump — who made headlines as the chief celebrity birther — thinks President Obama is a Muslim, that Muslims are this country’s “biggest problem” and that the United States needs to “get rid of them.” And I am also not at all shocked that Trump did…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 18, 2015

The 12 Most Galling Moments Of The CNN GOP Debate

Oh man. If I hadn’t known better, I literally would have thought that last night’s GOP debate was an improv exercise in which each candidate was required to say something more horrible than the last. Unfortunately, it was real, and one of these vicious idiots is going to be an actual nominee for President of the…

Robyn Pennacchia / September 17, 2015

Here’s A Bunch Of Celebs Struggling To Define The Color Of Donald Trump’s Hair

It’s pretty close to an aperol spritz. …

Megan Reynolds / September 16, 2015

A Group Of Brooklyn Witches Are Hexing Donald Trump

Brooklyn-based bruja and activist Yeni Sleidi threw together this video of some of her witch friends doing their best to halt Donald Trump’s lockstep towards the Republican nomination — by hexing him with a variety of spells. In an interview with Jezebel, she said that Trump’s idiotic statements about Mexican immigrants hit close to home as a…

Megan Reynolds / September 11, 2015

Donald Trump On Carly Fiorina: “Would Anyone Vote For That Face?”

Plus, Ben Affleck gets new digits and Justin Timberlake shows off baby Silas!

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 10, 2015

Michael Stipe Responds To Trump & Other Candidates’ Use Of REM’s Music: “Go Fuck Yourselves”

Being able to recite the lyrics to “It’s The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)” should definitely be a requirement for anyone looking to use the song for their own wackadoo purposes…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 10, 2015

The Top 8 Finds in Latest Hillary Clinton Email Release

Gefilte fish and a “louche alcoholic” in the House: In its latest Hillary Clinton email dump, the State Department released 4,368 documents adding up to more than 7,000 pages last night, and while they may not provide much ammunition for her 2016 rivals, there are plenty of insights into her time at the department. Around…

Newser / September 1, 2015

Here’s A Trump Drag Queen Makeover

Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders are gaining in polls in Iowa, with Sanders closing in on Hillary Clinton’s lead. Trump’s holding a share of 23 percent of Republican voters, five points ahead of the second most popular candidate, who, for some reason, is Ben Carson.
But who cares? Saint Hoax, political

Rebecca Vipond Brink / August 31, 2015
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