Posts tagged "2012 election"

Michele Bachmann Schooled About Gay Rights By 8-Year-Old Boy With Lesbian Mom

Priceless. Absolutely priceless. Michele Bachmann met an eight-year-old boy named Elijah at a South Carolina book signing, who informed her, "My mommy — Miss Bachmann, my mommy's gay but she doesn't need fixing." Why does anyone need to call her a lyin' ass bitch when you can just call her a bigot?  […
By: Jessica Wakeman / December 7, 2011

Ginger White Dishes About Crappy Sex Life With Herman Cain

“One time we were having sex, and I was looking up at the ceiling, thinking about, ‘What am I going to buy at the grocery store tomorrow? What am I going to do with my kids tomorrow?’ One time after we had sex, I cried. He said, ‘Maybe we shouldn’t do this for a while.’…
By: Jessica Wakeman / December 5, 2011

Herman Cain Suspends Campaign After Affair Accusation

Because being accused of an affair is apparently worse than being accused of sexually harassing a bunch of women, Herman Cain has suspended his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination. Cain told supporters on Saturday he is leaving the race over "the continued distraction." (Weirdly, the announcement came one day after his campaign launched…
By: Jessica Wakeman / December 5, 2011

Cain Launches “Women For Herman Cain” Website Trashing “Pathetic Husbandless Women”

I wish I was making this up. I really do. But no. This is real (emphasis mine):  "Dear Mrs. Cain Don't pay attention to these pathetic husbandless women who are jealous of women like you in happy long-term marriages. These vindictive women can't find a husband or keep one. They are like stalkers who try…
By: Jessica Wakeman / December 2, 2011

Ginger White Claims 13-Year-Long Affair With Herman Cain

Ginger White, an Atlanta businesswoman, came forward yesterday to claim she has had a 13-year-long affair with Herman Cain, who is vying to be the GOP's presidential nominee. Herman Cain denied any  affair and called Ginger White "an acquaintance who I thought was a friend." He has been married to thus-far…
By: Jessica Wakeman / November 29, 2011

Today’s Lady News: Herman Cain Signs Anti-Abortion Pledge

Herman Cain has finally signed an anti-abortion pledge confirming he is "100 percent pro-life" and that "all human beings have intrinsic dignity." Trying not to make a joke about the various women who have accused him of violating their intrinsic dignity through sexual harassment. [My Fox Phoenix] A pregnant woman who was demonstrating…
By: Jessica Wakeman / November 23, 2011

Michele Bachmann Demands Apology For “Lyin’ Ass Bitch” Incident On Jimmy Fallon

On Monday night, Michele Bachmann visited Jimmy Fallon's late night talk show and his house band, The Roots, played a little music like they always do. But then it became clear yesterday that the song was called "Lyin' Ass Bitch," a 1985 ditty from the band Fishbone. (The Roots' drummer Questlove tweeted a…
By: Jessica Wakeman / November 23, 2011

Morning Quickies: The Roots Welcomed Michele Bachmann With Song “Lyin’ Ass Bitch”

When Michele Bachmann visited Jimmy Fallon's show on Monday night, the house band The Roots started playing a 1985 song by Fishbone called "Lyin' Ass Bitch," which blogger Maura Johnston at The Village Voice referred to as "casual sexism" and "too easy." [The Village Voice] Kate Middleton wore a turtleneck while grocery shopping.
By: Jessica Wakeman / November 23, 2011

Michele Bachmann Plays Word Association Game With Jimmy Fallon

Michele Bachmann visited Jimmy Fallon last night and completely made me understand how other people love her. If I didn't think her political beliefs were absolutely reprehensible, I'd like her! That Rick Perry "three" joke was a good one, you have to admit. [Gotcha Media]…
By: Jessica Wakeman / November 22, 2011

Rep. Michele Bachmann Poured Water For All The Guys At The Debate

Rep. Michele Bachmann is the only female candidate gunning for the Republican nomination. So you know I've got something to say about her taking on what the New York Observer cheekily referred to as "the traditional woman's role" at a GOP Thanksgiving Family Forum on Saturday night and pouring glasses of water for all…
By: Jessica Wakeman / November 21, 2011

Herman Cain Sexual Harassment PSA

The best moment of the 2012 campaign so far happened when Herman Cain assured American voters that for all the women who have claimed he sexually harassed them, there are thousands who have not. See? He might have been accused of sexually harassing some women, but come on, people, he hasn't sexually harassed…
By: Jessica Wakeman / November 21, 2011

Sarah Palin Thinks She Can Win The 2012 Election

"I believe that I can win a national election. The people of America are desperate for positive change, and deserving of positive change, to get us off of this wrong track. I’m not so egotistical as to believe that it has to be me, or it can only be me, to turn things around, but…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / July 11, 2011

Trailer Park: “2012,” “The Messenger,” “Uncertainty,” “The Fantastic Mr. Fox,” “Pirate Radio”

It's a pretty epic day for movie releases. Perhaps it's for our post-Veterans Day, pre-Thanksgiving blowout celebration? So sticker-roll the cat hair off your sweater, buy a tub of popcorn, and get lost in the upcoming apocalypse of "2012," experience the hardest job in the world with "The Messenger," remember that anything can and ofte…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 13, 2009

It’s A John Cusack Kind Of Day

Can anyone here honestly tell me that they haven't had a crush on John Cusack? My obsession with him started back when he played one of the geeks in "Sixteen Candles," reached a fever pitch when he held the boombox overhead in "Say Anything," and was reignited a decade ago when he played the overly-analytical,…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / November 5, 2009
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