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What Kind Of Kinky Sex Did Tori & Dean Have Before He Cheated?

What Kind Of Kinky Sex Did Tori & Dean Have Before He Cheated?
It Was Pegging Wasn't It?

Oof, last night’s episode of “True Tori,” one of the biggest car wrecks of a reality show I’ve ever watched, was a doozy. Quick recap: “True Tori” is a Lifetime celeb reality show about Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott, in the wake of his cheating “scandal.” Some think the cheating was concocted for the reality show, but while I think Tori and Dean are often acting their D-list balls off, the events are real. It’s a very odd show to watch, because it feels both so real and so fake all at once.

Anyway, on last night’s episode, Tori and Dean were at couples therapy and Dean was trying to explain what compelled him to cheat while he was in Toronto filming “Top Chef Canada.” Apparently he was sore about the fact that he and Tori didn’t have sex before he left on his trip, an excuse that Tori immediately called out as bullshit. As Tori explained it, they had not only been intimate in the weeks before his trip (if not the night before), but that she had “done things” she’d never done before and that the couple had paid two visits to a sex shop. Dean was quick to leave the room — because apparently talking about your sex life on TV goes too far, but putting your four kids on a show about the breakdown of your marriage does not — and viewers were left guessing what “things” Tori was talking about. My first hunch was obviously ANAL, but the two sex shop trips indicate that they needed special supplies. I don’t believe for a second that Tori and Dean have been in a seven-year marriage and have never used sexy toys in the bedroom, so the obvious conclusion — to me and echoed by Jezebel — is that they bought a strap-on and Tori pegged Dean with it. CASE CLOSED. Pegged it! (P.S. Ain’t no shame in stimulating that prostate, Dean. No judgement here!) Keep reading »

Tori Spelling’s Husband Dean McDermott Checks Into Rehab

  • Following cheating accusations, Tori Spelling’s husband Dean McDermott has checked into rehab. “I am grateful to be getting the help I need so I can become the husband and father my family deserves,” he said in a statement. The couple has been married for seven years and has four kids together. [US Weekly]
  • Chantel Jeffries, the Kim Kardashian-lookalike who was riding in the Lambo with Justin Bieber when he got arrested for a DUI and drag racing last night, has a pretty long rap sheet herself. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Sofia Vergara’s “Modern Family” co-stars photobombed her during a nap on-set. [New York Daily News]
  • Anne Hathaway confessed she is under the impression that “people needed a break from me.” [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Tori Spelling Is Promoting A Book, So She’d Like To Talk About Her Sex Tape

  • Tori Spelling and her husband Dean McDermott filMed a sex tape, which they uploaded onto a home computer and was subsequently copied by one of her husband’s “friends.” [US Weekly]
  • “Real Housewives” star Camille Grammer has gotten a temporary restraining order against her boyfriend Dimitri Charalambopoulos after he allegedly assaulted her at a hotel in Texas earlier this month. [US Weekly, TMZ]
  • Celeb chef Jamie Oliver won’t let his kids have cell phones or join social media sites because he says it exposes children to extra bullying. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Check out these burlesque legends in their 50s, 60s and 70s! [Huffington Post]

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Tori Spelling Can’t Afford To Get Her Husband A Vasectomy

  • Hands down, my favorite story of the day is Tori Spelling’s confession that she and husband Dean are too broke to get him a vasectomy. Really? “Beverly Hills, 90210″ is on SoapNet, like, 3-4 times a day. Surely she gets paid every time an episode airs. Snip snip! [The Stir]
  • OMG, you guys, Aaron Samuels from “Mean Girls,” aka actor Jonathan Bennett, teaches spin classes at FlyWheel in Los Angeles now. That’s so fetch. [Celebuzz]
  • Talk about an epic fail: this T.A. accidentally send her students nudie photos instead of their homework assignment. Whoops! [College Candy] Keep reading »

Dean McDermott’s Taint Tattoo & 8 Other Celebs With Intimate Ink

This week Tori Spelling tweeted: “O-M-G … My husband @Deanracer just surprised me w/ hottest ‘Tori’ tattoo in an unbelievably intimate spot I’m blown away!”

Of course, she didn’t show us a picture of this intimate tattoo, but based on the other bad “Tori” tattoo on his elbow, we can only guess that Dean got her beloved pet chicken Coco inked on his taint. I’m sure we’ll see a Twitpic or Vine video of it soon enough … whether we want to or not.

Here are some more celebs who got intimate tattoos. [US Weekly]

Open Letter:Tori's Chicken
Dear Tori, It's weird to let your chicken sleep in the bed. Read More »
17 Anal Tattoos
anal tattoo
17 butt and anal tattoos to make you feel really uncomfortable. Read More »

An Open Letter To Tori Spelling And The Chicken That Sleeps In Her Bed

Tori Boob Tweet
Tori Spelling boobs on Twitter
Oops! Tori Spelling's husband tweeted a pic of her boob. Read More »
Tori's Pig
Tori has a pet pig. Read More »
Tori & Farrah's Ghost?
Tori Spelling claims to have communed with the ghost of Farrah Fawcett. Read More »

Dear Tori Spelling,

I try to ignore it whenever I see gossip stories about you. Why? Because you’re doin’ you and I’m doin’ me and what you do when you’re doin’ you is none of my biz. Usually this arrangement works just fine for you and me. But then yesterday, I got curious and watched a Vine video you posted on Twitter titled “This is how we sleep.”

It was a clever caption. It would engage even the most disinterested web surfer such as myself. I wish I never clicked on it. It made me feel deeply uncomfie, first and foremost, because I don’t want to see your husband naked in bed making sexy eyes at you. Ick. Weird. Then it pans to your sleeping dog and kids. Ok. Whatever. A lot of peeps sleep with their dogs and kids. I’m not judging.

The thing that made me regret watching your vid was the FUCKING CHICKEN IN YOUR BED. Tori, No. I know that you’ve been a celebrity your whole life, and you grew up with a warped sense of reality, but you must know that having a chicken in your bed is FUCKING GROSS. Keep reading »

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