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Sarah Palin Goes Ga-Ga For Tori Spelling On “The Today Show”

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I should probably be upfront and just make it clear from the get-go that I am not a Sarah Palin fan. But I watched her hosting gig on “The Today Show” anyway this morning, and found it to be about a 6 out of 10 on the pain scale. Still droppin’ her Gs? Check! Still crowing about the “lamestream media” (on a “lamestream media” show an hour before co-hosting that same “lamestream media” show)? Check! But it was not all bad. I found it refreshing that, during a discussion about Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy weight gain, Palin was the only person on the panel — which included “Today”‘s resident medical expert and that misogynist blowhard Donny Deutsch — that said how much weight a pregnant woman gains is none of our gosh darn business.

Still, the most cringe-worthy, and therefore most entertaining moment for me was when Palin started talkin’ family values with newly pregnant Tori Spelling. (Spelling, for the record, has an infant and two other children; she joked that her latest pregnancy is proof that you can conceive while breastfeeding.) Palin literally kind of fawned over her, praising her for “living life vibrantly” — whatever that means — and serving as a “good inspiration for others.” Anyway, it was an odd pairing. Watch a clip above!

Oopsies: Tori Spelling’s Husband Tweeted Pic Of Her Boobs

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I’ve never particularly wanted to see Tori Spelling‘s boobs. But thanks to her husband Dean McDermott, now we all can! Last night, he innocently tweeted a photo of his and Tori’s young son in a funny moment with something stuck to his head. Alas, upon further inspection, Tori’s naked boobs are visible in the background! In fact, no further inspection is required — they are blatantly right there. This photo raises many questions for me. First of all, why is she randomly topless? And why did Dean post this? The photo has since been removed without comment from Dean, so we may never know why he shared her ta-tas with the world. Russell Brand’s Twitpic last year of Katy Perry’s makeup-free face seems positively unremarkable in comparison (mostly because no nipples were involved). [TMZ]

Tori Spelling Worries About Screwing Her Kids Up

“I’m scared of screwing up my kids. I thought that once we were out of the baby stage, parenting would be a breeze. But it’s an even bigger challenge now that Liam and Stella are older. They understand things. You just feel at every turn like, whoa, am I making the right decisions … There are days when I struggle with wanting to be a full-time, stay-at-home mom, and feeling guilty about that because I work. There’s this one mom at school who’ll be like, ‘Oh, we’re having this playdate or whatever, can you come?’ Recently, when I said I couldn’t, she said, ‘Oh, you never go to anything.’ That hit me really hard … I used to be obsessed with what other moms would do, but listening to your maternal instincts is always the right decision.”

Tori Spelling talks to Parenting magazine about her thoughts and fears on being a parent now that her kids are three and four-years-old. Side note: Michelle Williams looks an awful lot like Marilyn Monroe on the October cover of Vogue. But in this photo, where Tori and her family pose in their Halloween costumes, let’s just say that she’s not a Marilyn. [People] Keep reading »

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Tori Spelling Curbs Her Pig

Thank you, Tori Spelling, for teaching me that it’s possible to put a pig on a leash. And a fancy one at that. I hope she brought a piggy bag. [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

A Peek Inside Spelling Manor

It is a big day in Spelling Land. We’ll start with the good news. After three years on the market, Spelling Manor—”Charlie’s Angels” and “Beverly Hills, 90210” producer Aaron Spelling’s home which daughter Tori Spelling grew up frolicking in—has finally sold. No word on what the final sale price was, but Candy Spelling had listed it at $150 million, making it the most expensive abode in the United States. So what makes Spelling Manor so special?

Well, to start, the French chateau style home is 57,000 square feet. It has 14 bedrooms and 27 bathrooms. Keep reading »

Quickies: Dean McDermott In The Hospital With Collapsed Lung & Harry Potter Star Attacked By Family

  • Dean McDermott, Tori Spelling‘s husband, is in the hospital with a collapsed lung after a motorcycle accident. [PopEater]
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  • “Curvy models” are still models, so isn’t it time we simply call them that, instead of emphasizing that they’re curvy? [Jezebel]

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Tori Spelling Has “Guncles”

Tori Spelling has “guncles.” No, not some kind of ankle deformity. It’s what she calls Liam and Stella’s “gay uncles,” Bill Horn and Scout Masterson, who are not actually their uncles. But yes, they are actually a gay couple. Anyhow, her “guncles” are about to become fathers and Tori’s about to become a “gaunt” because Bill and Scout just adopted baby Simone who they are calling “Nugget.”

Okay, hold the phone. Why can’t we just refer to everyone by their real names? Their family just got a little too modern for me. I’m so confused that my head is spinning. Or maybe that’s just Farrah Fawcett trying to send me a message from the other side? [People] Keep reading »

Tori Spelling Talks To Farrah Fawcett From The Other Side

If you’ve been worrying about what Farrah Fawcett is up to on the other side, you can ask Tori Spelling. I’m sure it’s no coincidence that just in time for the release of her new memoir, Uncharted TerriTori [Worst book name ever. -- Editor], she’s coming forward to talk about her otherworldly chitchat with Farrah. Apparently, Tori was trying to get in touch with her deceased father, Aaron Spelling, with the help of a medium, when Farrah stopped by for a surprise visit. The former angel, who knew Tori well while she was alive, begged Tori to deliver important messages to her family. Tori compiled all of Farrah’s detailed communication into a letter that she actually gave to Ryan O’Neal. She never heard back from him, though. Gee, I wonder why? [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Quotable: Tori And Dean Look To Johnny And June Carter Cash For Relationship Inspiration

“We started planning it a month ago. I knew I wanted to make it everything Tori and Dean. The accessories reflected our passions—Dean loves motorcycles and scuba, and I’m all about shoes and jewelry. And I scattered vintage books that were related to us, like one on Johnny Cash. He and June Carter were an inspiration—a couple that were both married before and then found each other.”

Tori Spelling tells Us Weekly about her and Dean McDermott‘s recommitment ceremony, including the unusual couple they look to as their relationship mentors. As long as Tori doesn’t put out a country album, I’m happy [Celebitchy] Keep reading »