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Quotable: Jimmy Kimmel Never Called Sarah Silverman “Pretty”

“The guy I’m dating now, who is so awesome, is not my typical fare. He’s really skinny. Usually I like pudgy, macho-ish guys. But I think I mistook macho-ish for strong, emotionally. And I think it’s really the opposite. think he’s the first guy in a decade who’s given me any kind of compliment, like saying I’m pretty or anything.”

— Sarah Silverman gets in a couple digs at ex, Jimmy Kimmel, in an interview with Page Six Magazine. It brings up an interesting question: Would you stay with someone who never ever complimented you? [via Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Sarah Silverman Tells Mom: “I’m Sleeping With A Man That Spanks Me”

Sarah Silverman visited David Letterman last night and charmed the old guy with a heartwarming tale of mother-daughter bonding: One day Mrs. Silverman was in the bathroom while her daughter was undressing for a shower, checked out Sarah’s rear, and gasped in horror. Keep reading »

Dressed To The … Nines?

Sarah Silverman wasn’t exactly dressed to impress at the premiere for the movie “Nine.” Seriously, if you’re going to show up on the red carpet looking like you just walked your 4-year-old brother to preschool, maybe you should stay home and watch the movie on Netflix in a few months. Show some respectful, Silverman! [Westwood, CA, 12/9/09] Keep reading »

Sarah Silverman Out To Sell The Vatican


Sarah Silverman makes us go tee hee hee. Check out her latest video, which she premiered on “Real Time with Bill Maher” on Friday. (Notice: not on Jimmy Kimmel‘s show, like she did her now infamous “I’m F**king Matt Damon” video.) In this one, she’s come up with a genius plan to end world hunger and get rid of those pesky commercials with sad music that try to get you to sponsor a child — sell the Vatican. Keep reading »

A Jimmy Kimmel And Sarah Silverman Sex Tape? Say It Ain’t So.

Do Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have a sex tape? Do I want to know the answer to that question? If there is one, and I’m forced to watch it, can I stab my eyes out afterward? These are the pressing questions of the day. Some random dude in Canada says Kimmel and Silverman made a sex tape when they were “on vacation a few years ago.” Purportedly, they “forgot” the camera, and now a resort employee is shopping the tape. The screen caps show a glimpse of somebody who could be anybody, including one of my exes, on top of someone else who you can’t see at all. Also: These knuckleheads aren’t even together anymore. I remain dubious and horrified. We will continue to bring you more of this terrifying sex tape gone wrong story as it continues to break my will to live. [ZackTaylor] Keep reading »

Esquire Tells You 75 Things You Didn’t Know About Women

Esquire has taken pains to uncover “75 Things You Didn’t Know About Women,” and they’ve gone straight to the horse’s mouth to find out ladies’ deepest, darkest untold secrets. Padma Lakshmi, Sarah Silverman, Courteney Cox, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Kerry Washington weigh in on men, moods, and more. A few of our favorites after the jump … Keep reading »

TV’s Funniest Ladies Sit Down To Gab

Some of the funniest ladies ever — i.e. Amy Poehler, Sarah Silverman, Christina Applegate, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Mary-Louise Parker and Jane Krakowski — got together for an Emmy round table and it’s pretty adorable. Suck it, Christopher Hitchens! Keep reading »

Quote Of The Day: Sarah Silverman Won’t Make Fat Jokes

“I don’t like fat jokes about women. Men can take it because we live in a society where fat men still deserve love, still can be respected. Fat women are treated (in the white culture, anyway) like s**t, and it bums me out.

—Comedian Sarah Silverman on what she doesn’t think is funny [Canadian Broadcasting Corporation] Keep reading »

Tweet Beat: Comics Twitter Funnies

Give comedians — give them 140 characters and they’ll find a joke that fits. This week in Tweet Beat, Michael Ian Black pretends he’s on “Sesame Street,” Sarah Silverman defends the emoticon, and Ellen saves a bird. Keep reading »

Last Night’s Webby Award Acceptance Speeches Were All 5 Words or Less

Last night, techies from all corners of the World Wide Web gathered at Cipriani Wall Street in New York City for the 13th annual Webby Awards. The Webby Awards are like the Oscars of the Internet, honoring websites, advertisers, videos, and films in more than 70 categories. While the interwebs are pretty cool and all, what makes the Webby Awards super special is that winners are limited to acceptance speeches of five words or less, making them like truncated haikus. After the jump, our favorite five word speeches from last night. Keep reading »

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