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Yep, “Jewtopia” Is A Real Movie Starring Jennifer Love Hewitt And Some Other Jews

Yep, "Jewtopia" Is A Real Movie Starring Jennifer Love Hewitt And Some Other Jews
Oh, Good, Just What Judaism Needs!

Oh, good, just what Judaism needs: more fetishism and bizarre cultural misappropriations! Because that whole Holocaust thing wasn’t enough persecution. No, we need more. More, I say! And it must involve Jennifer Love Hewitt. I’m going to tell you the truth; I haven’t deigned to watch the trailer for “Jewtopia”. I’m just going to put it here and let you guys tell me what you think before I even consider it. Quoth Jezebel, “Ivan Sergei plays Christian O’Connell, a man who wants to marry a Jewish girl ‘because I never want to make another decision for as long as I live.’” My great-grandpa Abraham is rolling in his grave. Let me tell you, we did not leave Russia for this shit.

Jennifer Love Hewitt: A Dating History

Jennifer Love Hewitt's Dating HIstory

Jennifer Love Hewitt has finally found the one! The actress and self-proclaimed “love-aholic” is engaged to hunky “Client List” co-star Brian Hallisay (find out more about him here) and they’re expecting a baby together.

And if you know J.Hew, she’s had marriage on the brain for a while now. In her book, “The Day I Shot Cupid,” the actress even revealed she’s been eying wedding bling since she was a wee little thing. She wrote, “This is embarrassing and personal, but once a month, since I was twelve years old, I go to my favorite jewelry store and try on my dream ring.” Looks like she ended up with a pretty sweet sparkler. Read more on Celebuzz…

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Engaged! (Again)

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  • Yesterday, Jennifer Love Hewitt announced she’s pregnant — and today she’s engaged to her baby daddy Brian Hallisay. The vajazzling queen has been engaged twice before and saves her old engagement rings. Innnnteresting. [US Weekly]
  • Olympic athlete Lindsey Vonn got mandatory drug-tested at the CFDAs: drug testers showed up outside Lincoln Center and waited outside a bathroom while Vonn submitted a urine sample. Wonder what that is about. [New York Post]
  • Amanda Bynes turned down a guest cohosting gig for Playboy Radio, which might be the first sensible thing she’s done lately. [Eonline]
  • In Miley Cyrus’ new song “We Can’t Stop” she sings about “dancing with Molly”— but we’re sure she just has a fun friend named Molly because according to her producer, the song is not about ecstasy/MDMA. [TMZ] Keep reading »

12 Celebs Who’ve Insured Body Parts

According to Jennifer Love Hewitt, her 36C breasts are worth millions. “The Client List” star told US Weekly:

“I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, ‘Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,’ I’d be like, ‘Do it. Love it! Why not?’”

But then she reconsidered the value of  her favorite body parts and told USA Today, “These things right here are worth $5 million!” Aim high, JLH! I have a feeling Hewitt’s phone is going to be ringing off the hook this week with offers.

She wouldn’t be the first celebrity to take out a policy on her most precious parts. Click onward for more celebs and the body parts they insured. [Huffington Post]

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is A “Happy Ending” Expert, Still Talking About Her Crystal-Encrusted Vagina

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Jennifer Love Hewitt has gotten a lot more saucy since she took on the role of a call girl in “The Client List.” The actress appeared on “Conan” last night and had an in depth discussion with the redheaded host about “happy endings” given at the end of massages. Educational! And after the jump, J.Lo.Hew once again discusses the state of her fancy ladyparts, taking credit for coining the term “vajazzle.” Now, I know that Jen was one of the first celebs to talk about getting little crystals pasted to her hoo-ha, but I don’t really think she’s responsible for the term. I smell a lawsuit. [Team Coco] Keep reading »

Jennifer Love Hewitt Loves Her Life!

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I would too, if I had just spent the afternoon at the Lucky Massage Spa. What a happy ending to a long day, amiright? [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

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