Imagine that you could say the following about your place of residence:
“My front and back and side yards are all water!”
“My commute involves a canoe!”
“My nights are noiseless except for the soothing sound of water rushing by!”
“No, seriously, I live in the middle of a fucking river!”
“Best of all,… More »
It’s National Lipstick Day! Sure, why not. More »
Get married without being a jerk! It’s easy. … More »
Young women: femininity is powerful. Your speech patterns are powerful. The slang and vocal patterns of teenage girls are so powerful that they’ve been dissected and analyzed by linguistic scientists: uptalk, vocal fry, even the “Valley Girl” stereotype all point to specific speech patterns utilized by some women. A piece published in The Guardian yesterday… More »
Nothing can get in the way of a chance at true love. … More »
Yesterday, a friend of mine hopped on the A train subway at 59th Street in Manhattan alongside this mysterious strap-hanger, who dazzled with her stunning Sunday attire. Just in case you are optically challenged, allow me to make sure the words across her chest are clear:
YOUR FACE MAKES MY PUSSY DRY!
My pal say… More »
Someone once told me that on a subconscious level, our biggest fears do double duty as our most secret desires. I’m not sure whether that’s true (most things I fear are too terrible to imagine any positives coming from them), but it would make perfect sense in certain contexts of my life — especially whe… More »
Someone made the grave, grave mistake of not alerting me to the fact that Build-A-Bear Workshops are now selling Star Wars bears. Bear Han! Bear Leia! Plush Chewbacca! They have a mini Ewok bear, guys. SQUEEEEEEE!
Notably absent from the selection: Luke Skywalker, because Luke Skywalker is boring as fuck. Darth Vader is an option,… More »
Guys guys guys!!! There’s a naked performance art festival in Switzerland next month! Why do we not have our tickets booked?!
I’m excited about this news for a few reasons, one of which is that Thomas Zollinger, founder of the Body and Freedom Festival, had this to say about the We Make It crowdfunding campaign… More »
Surprise: they’ll be comfortable now. … More »
If you don’t want your doctor to be able to see your bladder during a routine pelvic exam, I urge you to start doing Kegels. More »
Are aliens actually cool? Hmmmm … probably not. … More »
The mainstream conversation about gender identity has widened significantly in the last few months, between Caitlyn Jenner’s public transition and Miley Cyrus and Ruby Rose appearing in the public eye identifying as genderqueer. It may be a great moment for a refresher on gender terminology, so here at The Frisky, we wanted to provide you… More »
There are infinite ways to express your love for a friend. Sometimes it’s showing up at her door with a bottle of bourbon and a sympathetic ear when she’s down. Sometimes it includes a chivalrous act of sisterhood, like TP-ing that dude-who-broke-her-heart’s house. But for us it often manifests in letting the other person wear… More »
As per our resident “Star Trek” Expert, “Lwaxana Troi would totally rock on of these at her wedding – if Betazoids wore clothing to their weddings, THAT IS.”… More »