Hipster Barbie’s Instagram Life Is More #Blessed Than Yours

Megan Reynolds / September 3, 2015

#kinfolk #socality #inspo #jumpstagram #vscocam #instagood #pdx #pnw… More »

True Story: Plastic Surgery Couldn’t Fix Me

Sydney Leathers / September 3, 2015

And it can’t “fix” you either. More »

PornHub Is Offering A $25K College Scholarship

Rebecca Vipond Brink / September 3, 2015

Aww, PornHub really does care! The gigantic pornography web site is offering a $25,000 college scholarship for applicants who are over 18, have at least a 3.2 GPA, are currently enrolled in an undergraduate or graduate college with any major, and don’t have personal qualms about accepting money from a pornography web site.
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Washington State Blocks Teachers From Banning Words Like “Man” And “Woman”

Rebecca Vipond Brink / September 2, 2015

A new twist in the political-correctness-in-higher-education fracas! Washington State University announced on Monday that it wouldn’t allow professors to put blanket bans on particular words in their classes, on threat of lower grades or class failure.
Specifically, one women’s studies course syllabus said the following:
“Gross generalizations, stereotypes and derogatory/oppressive language are not acceptable. More »

Hey, Do You Want To Fake A Pregnancy, Because There’s A Website For That

Megan Reynolds / September 2, 2015

“Why make ‘em laugh when you can make ‘em cry?”… More »

Emily Postmodern: How To Behave When Meeting The Parents Of Someone You Maybe-Might Love

Julianna Rose Dow / September 2, 2015

Just be polite. You know how to do that, right? More »

Genius Invents Nutella Lock

Rebecca Vipond Brink / September 2, 2015

A genius German man named Daniel Schobloch has created maybe the greatest invention of the 21st century: A lock for your Nutella jars.
The lock is made of acrylic and it surrounds the jar on three sides and the top. It slides over the top of the jar, using the jar’s ridges for leverage; then,More »

7 Expensive Anthropologie Items That Prove Money Can’t Fill The Void

Bronwyn Isaac / September 1, 2015

People primarily consider Anthropologie a high-end clothing store, a sister of the expensive hand-crafted boutiques we regularly walk past — but it also serves as a great reminder that no matter how much money you make, or how many reclaimed wooden broaches you can afford, none of it will ultimately fill the deep existential void inside… More »

ModCloth Will Have A Bridal Line, Because God Knows Weddings Need To Be More Twee

Rebecca Vipond Brink / September 1, 2015

Online Manic Pixie Dream Girl clothing boutique turned actual, brick-and-mortar store ModCloth is making plans to expand to future brick-and-mortar locations, to get into athletic wear, and to design a bridal line, which, ugh.
I want to make fun of this, because I am 11 days from my wedding, and deciding what to wearMore »

9 Old People Things That I Love

Rebecca Vipond Brink / September 1, 2015

I am not young at heart. I’m pretty sure I’m old at heart. I’m pretty sure that, deep within me, there’s a crotchety but lovable 84-year-old woman trying to nudge me with her walker toward the best possible life. I use words like “hullaballoo” in casual conversation. I think things are “newfangled.” I view televisionMore »

Welcome To Hell, Where These Rubber Ducks Scream Into An Eternal Abyss

Megan Reynolds / August 31, 2015

Nightmares, daydreams, it’s all the same shit after a while, isn’t it? More »

Sorry, Older Sisters: Science Says You Weigh More Than Your Siblings

Megan Reynolds / August 31, 2015

A small price to pay for being the favorite, right?? More »

#JunkOff Shows The Wide And Wonderful World Of Animal Genitalia In Its Full Glory

Megan Reynolds / August 28, 2015

The animal kingdom is a wild and crazy place. … More »

What If Your Mom’s Favorite Clothing Brands Could Talk? The New Yorker Imagines

Megan Reynolds / August 28, 2015

“You know it deep within yourself,” Ann Taylor says. “When it’s the right time for a bold print.”More »

A Very Brief Q&A With The Man Who’s Dressing As A Ninja Turtle For His Wedding

Rebecca Vipond Brink / August 28, 2015

Nic Vargus, a writer for Apple, won the bet of a lifetime yesterday. His fiancée told him that if he could get 100,000 retweets, he’d get to dress up as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle for their wedding:

My girlfriend says if this tweet gets 100k RTs, she’ll let me dress up as a… More »

Baby Shits All Over Dad’s Terrible Tribal Tattoo

I mean, can you blame him? More »

Gross, 42 Percent Of People Use Their (OK, Our) Phones In The Bathroom

Rebecca Vipond Brink / August 28, 2015

A new study from Adobe says that 42 percent of people check their e-mail on their phones while they’re in the bathroom. Millennials are particularly pooductive, with a full 57 percent of us reporting bathroom e-mail use. It’s not surprising, but if you think about it — ew. I mean, yes,More »

Here’s A Solid Plan B: Quit Your Life And Join The Cat Circus

Megan Reynolds / August 27, 2015

Hey hey, it’s the end of summer and Labor Day is around the corner and oh god, everything is going to be miserable soon because winter, as you and Jon Snow know it, is coming. Stave off the inevitable ennui of your pedestrian autumn and your dreary winter by giving up that office lyfe and… More »

Instagram Is For The People

Megan Reynolds / August 27, 2015

Is your Thursday  calm and cool and peaceful? Do you want something to feel briefly mad about and then set aside? Do you take pleasure in reading terribly written satire? Then Hayley Bloomingdale’s wobbly attempt at tongue-in-cheekiness in this Instagram instructional missive in Vogue is just the thing for you.
According to Bloomingdale, “Instagram is not… More »

This Cecil The Lion “Killer Dentist” Costume Is Perfect For Halloween (If You’re Terrible)

If having a laugh at the expense of trans women like Caitlyn Jenner doesn’t sound like your ideal Halloween, here’s another tasteless costume to consider: Cecil the Lion’s “Killer Dentist” Walter Palmer! For $59.99, 15 percent of which will allegedly go to “a Wildlife Foundation,” will send you “a severed lion’s head mask, bloody… More »

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