Cleanse Your Crystals And Your Spirit, Too, Because Tonight Is A Blue Moon

Megan Reynolds / July 31, 2015

You saw me standing aloooooone. … More »

Random Single Gal Recipe: Bougie Arugula Salad

Megan Reynolds / July 31, 2015

It’s hot and you want to eat food, so eat this salad and be happy. … More »

Troll Tells Woman Not To Eat Cake, Women And Friends Eat ALL THE CAKE

Don’t poke the cake lion, trolls. More »

This Panda Faked A Pregnancy For Better Food And AC, Is Smarter Than All Of Us

Megan Reynolds / July 30, 2015

Yuan Yuan is a giant panda who lives in a zoo in Taipei. She has figured out the best way to game the system: faking a pregnancy for better food, AC and the freedom to chill. Yuan Yuan is our hero; she should be yours too.
According to ChinaDaily, Yuan Yuan was artifically inseminated i… More »

Here Is A Mystery To Solve, Internet: #FindTheGirlsOnTheNegatives

Megan Reynolds / July 30, 2015

Who are they? What are they doing? Who took these photos? We must know. #FindTheGirlsOnTheNegatives. More »

Life Dream Status: A House On The Water With No Neighbors

Imagine that you could say the following about your place of residence:

“My front and back and side yards are all water!”
“My commute involves a canoe!”
“My nights are noiseless except for the soothing sound of water rushing by!”
“No, seriously, I live in the middle of a fucking river!”
“Best of all,… More »

New Hero: Taco Belle, Princess Of Fourth Meal

OK, so I’m not going to lie, despite my complete and total confoundment with Taco Bell, I am sort of obsessed with it as a cultural phenomenon. It blows my mind that you can put their ingredients together in any combination and still come up with a palatable menu item. It also blows my mind… More »

These Are The Lipsticks Of Our Lives

Megan Reynolds / July 29, 2015

It’s National Lipstick Day! Sure, why not. More »

Emily Postmodern: How To Have A Wedding Without Becoming An Asshole

Julianna Rose Dow / July 29, 2015

Get married without being a jerk! It’s easy. … More »

Frisky Rant: Vocal Fry Isn’t Holding Women Back, Misogyny Is

Caitlin White / July 29, 2015

Young women: femininity is powerful. Your speech patterns are powerful. The slang and vocal patterns of teenage girls are so powerful that they’ve been dissected and analyzed by linguistic scientists: uptalk, vocal fry, even the “Valley Girl” stereotype all point to specific speech patterns utilized by some women. A piece published in The Guardian yesterdayMore »

Gwyneth Wants To Sell You $1700 “Hip Hop” Clutch Bags

Robyn Pennacchia / July 28, 2015

Gwyneth does it again. … More »

Woman Drops Child To Catch A Wedding Bouquet & The Chance At True Love

Megan Reynolds / July 28, 2015

Nothing can get in the way of a chance at true love. … More »

Thank Us Later: Blister Bandages Will Let You Pop Your Zits Without Recourse

Megan Reynolds / July 28, 2015

Pop your zits without feeling bad. … More »

Missed Connection: Mysterious Misandrist Wearing This Amazing “Dry Pussy” T-Shirt On The A Train

Yesterday, a friend of mine hopped on the A train subway at 59th Street in Manhattan alongside this mysterious strap-hanger, who dazzled with her stunning Sunday attire. Just in case you are optically challenged, allow me to make sure the words across her chest are clear:
My pal say… More »

Check Your Vibes: How To Be Alone (And Love It!)

Claire Hannum / July 27, 2015

Someone once told me that on a subconscious level, our biggest fears do double duty as our most secret desires. I’m not sure whether that’s true (most things I fear are too terrible to imagine any positives coming from them), but it would make perfect sense in certain contexts of my life — especially whe… More »

Build-A-Bear Is Selling Star Wars Bears, Just So We’re All Clear On That

Someone made the grave, grave mistake of not alerting me to the fact that Build-A-Bear Workshops are now selling Star Wars bears. Bear Han! Bear Leia! Plush Chewbacca! They have a mini Ewok bear, guys. SQUEEEEEEE!
Notably absent from the selection: Luke Skywalker, because Luke Skywalker is boring as fuck. Darth Vader is an option,… More »

Let’s All Go To This Naked Performance Art Festival In Switzerland!

Guys guys guys!!! There’s a naked performance art festival in Switzerland next month! Why do we not have our tickets booked?!
I’m excited about this news for a few reasons, one of which is that Thomas Zollinger, founder of the Body and Freedom Festival, had this to say about the We Make It crowdfunding campaignMore »

Converse Redesigns Chucks For The First Time In 98 Years

Megan Reynolds / July 24, 2015

Surprise: they’ll be comfortable now. … More »

Thank Us Later: Kegel Trainer From Olson Apps

If you don’t want your doctor to be able to see your bladder during a routine pelvic exam, I urge you to start doing Kegels. More »

The Concept of “Earth 2″ Is Alternately Frightening And Exhilarating

Megan Reynolds / July 24, 2015

Are aliens actually cool? Hmmmm … probably not. … More »

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