You already know what flies and what doesn’t for summer style, but there are a few other violations that are driving us up the fashion wall. Ill-fitting clothing, poor trend execution, and outdated ideas simply must go. Prevention is key! After the jump, find the faux pas we just can’t handle. Keep reading »
Oooh … jewelry suspenders! Interesting. We remember when suspenders had a moment a few years ago. Not that they were meant to be super functional then, but Bless’s take on the accessory as a piece of jewelry definitely is decidedly not about keeping your pants up. (Well, this version is made primarily of chain segments, but also has a bit of elastic, according to the description.) We can’t quite figure out this Bless design, but have a feeling it might actually be cute if styled the right way. As in, maybe even worn off the shoulders? What do you think of these strappy strands? [Ooga Booga] Keep reading »
Welcome to Would You Rather, a game in which we concoct hypothetical style dilemmas and ask you to choose which option’s worse.
Would you rather … never wear a bra again or never put on makeup for the rest of your life? The key question here is at which point does burden outweigh pleasure? Bras might not be a fun thing to wear most of the time, but they do hold your boobs in, and they can be fun to wear. Same goes for makeup (not the boob part)—cosmetics can make you look pretty and can be enjoyable, but are also a bit of a pain to apply everyday, and for a lot of us, clogs pores and makes our true skin worse. So … what would it be? Keep reading »
We’ve heard a lot of effed up nicknames for the female genitalia (the bearded clam? Hot pocket? Countess Olenska?), but teen fashion blogger Jane Aldrige‘s grandmother’s term may take the cake. In a Twitter update, Jane says her grandma calls her lady parts “Munchkin Land.” Just think about this for a second. Munchkin. Land. [Twitter] Keep reading »
I’m still trying to wrap my brain around why someone would get teeny tiny crystals stuck to their mons pubis, so imagine the mind f**k that occurred when I heard that vajazzling has been replaced by va-ttooing as the vaginal decor trend du jour. According to The Gloss, Completely Bare Spa in New York City is now giving women temporary vaginal tattoos. The tattoos are applied with airbrushed ink and I’m not sure if you can get anything you want or if there’s, like, a selection of stencils to choose from, but all I know is that I am making an appointment. I mean, I think it’s totally stupid, but I have to admit, I just need to get one of these babies applied to my cooter before I run out and hook up with someone and gauge the dude’s reaction. I shall report back. [The Gloss] Keep reading »