Some people prefer to carry their prints rather than wear them. So on these occasions, a tote covered in an attention-grabbing pattern is welcome. Stussy’s Future Cat Travel Tote has the shape of a lady’s purse but a haphazard print that is non-conformist. The bag is a nice addition to a simple jeans-and-T-shirt look or a casual LBD. Plus, it’s large enough to store all the daily necessities and then some.
Beer goggles: Make ugly people look prettier.
Japanese wrinkle goggles: Make ugly people look uglier, normal people look uglier.
The last completely insane anti-aging treatment we heard about was the vampire facelift, a creepy process involving facial blood injections, but now these “wrinkle goggles” make just about any beauty treatment seem legit in comparison. Keep reading »
Oh Patti, Patti, Patti … we’re huge fans of the Millionaire Matchmaker‘s show and dating advice, but we’d never in a million years want to set foot in her closet. TMZ got a hold of some truly crazy audio in which Stanger rips a new one for her stylist, Lauren Solomon, who apparently didn’t pull any of the looks Patti wanted for a “Today Show” segment with Elle. OK, so maybe Solomon didn’t get exactly what her client asked of her, but we’re not sure that merits a screaming tirade like this: “So why would you have me in f**king random clothes … this is Elle f**king magazine! … Count the f**king measurement to my f**king knee!” Ouch.
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As far as we’re concerned, risqué fashion is great, provided you can pull it off without any nip slips, crotch shots, or VPLs. (Unless, of course, you’re Lady Gaga, in which case you can wear a butt-less paper bag and people will still love you.) The “Intimacy Dress,” however, turns this logic inside-out. A creation of Dutch designers Daan Roosegaarde and Maartje Dijkstra (you’re on your own there with pronunciation), the garment is made of strips of “e-foils.” The foils react to motion, so that as someone approaches the dress, the material becomes more and more transparent, leaving you exposed to whomever is in the vicinity.
We’d imagine this dress would be a dream for exhibitionists, boys who always wanted x-ray vision just to see girls naked, or … Lady Gaga. In fact, we’re surprised she doesn’t already own one of these. Check out one more image, after the jump … [Fashioning Tech] Keep reading »
There is a huge difference in French between “merci beaucoup” (thank you very much) and “merci beau coup.” We’re not sure if Urban Outfitters realized this when they decided to sell this shirt—although, we wouldn’t put it past them considering their past attempt to casually sell t-shirts reading “Eat Less.” If you’re not well-versed in modern French vernacular or slang, you might not realize that the visual split-up of the words “beau” and “coup” denotes a subtle innuendo. While the word “coup” has several meanings in French, it can describe someone you’ve had sex with. “Un bon coup,” means “He/she is a good f***.” A “beau coup” can therefore mean that the person you’re referring to is handsome. So, essentially, your t-shirt reads: “Thank you, hot man who f***ed me.” [Urban Outfitters] Keep reading »
The problem with deciding to “spice things up in the bedroom” is that once you start adding new props and costumes, you quickly run through a hackneyed repertoire—doctor, nurse, crotchless panties, crotchless pantyhose, nipple claps, etc. Maybe that’s what Jean Paul Gaultier was thinking when he signed up to design a collection for lingerie giant La Perla. For the line, due out in November, Gaultier has resurrected the cone bra—something your lover probably hasn’t seen on you yet. (If he has: impressive.) Check out some more images after the jump. Keep reading »