Lately, I’ve been all about eyeliner, and when I play the “if stranded on a desert island with only one beauty product what would it be” game, eyeliner comes up first or second. (It’s a close competition with eyebrow pencils, you guys!) Each Tarte emphasEYES waterproof Amazonian clay eyeliner pot comes complete with its very own double-sided brush, to allow for easy application and smudging, if that’s your thing. The Tarte line is meant to offer a natural liner alternative, which is smart, considering how very delicate your eye tissue is, and how easy it is to muck up even the simplest line. The pot does seem daunting, but the accompanying brushes work wonders when you want a thicker, vampier line. Plus, with a pot, you don’t have to worry about sharp pencil points and breaking tips. In a word, this waterproof liner is winning. [$22, Tarte] Keep reading »
From the horrific wood paneling to the kitschy plastic heart belt buckle, this swimsuit is a dead ringer for my grandma’s attic. The major difference? My grandma used to pay me $2 to help organize her attic, but this swimsuit will run you $120. I think I’ll pass. [via ModCloth]
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I’m working on an “Amazing Grace” for the summer. Is it wrong to want to look sexy while speaking in tongues? [Anal Parade] Keep reading »
Now that spring has sprung, you’ll be batting your eyes a bunch. The six shadows in Bobbi Brown‘s Peony & Python Palette, inspired by the designer Tibi, will make those peepers pop! The eyeshadow shades range from charcoal to lavender to plum and come with a good sized compact mirror and not one, but two, brushes. Sure, $50 sounds like a lot for eye makeup, but remember you get six shades here. This limited edition palette can be mixed and matched to find the perfect smoky eye that will make him weak in the knees.