Halloween is almost here, which means women everywhere have carte blanche to get all sexied up for the night. That’s fine, I guess … if that’s your thing. Although, I’m not sure I get why anyone would want to dress as a “sexy guitar.” Aren’t there better ways to get play? Click through to see some more sexy Halloween costumes that we just don’t understand.
Thanks to this video, I’ll be referring to “eyes” as “liquid orbs” from now on.
Polka dots are no longer the pattern of choice for only Minnie Mouse impersonators. Those of us who’ve spent our adult years maturing are loving the print that screams par-tay now that it’s gone sophisticated. Here are 12 of our favorite fashions and accessories for adding a little or a lot of polka dots in your wardrobe.
Sizzling, sexy, sophisticated — all these words describe leopard print. Surprisingly, this pattern is easy to wear because it acts as a neutral yet also makes an impact. If you’re looking to spice up leopard print even more, then pick a garment in dazzling red. Either way, you’ll be hot, hot, hot in leopard spots!
Either GOP presidential contender Ron Paul was wearing eyebrow toupees during the GOP debate on Tuesday night, or the brown caterpillar nesting atop his eyebrows decided to go for a walk at a rather inopportune moment. Those are the only two possibilities I can think of to explain why Mr. Paul’s right eyebrow seemed to fall off his face onstage. The New York Times, always atop pressing political matters, called the Paul campaign spokesman, who huffed that the inquiry was “stupid” or “insulting.” Instead, the spokesman blamed “allergies” on the Dartmouth campus where the debate was held. The poor spokesman was just doing his job, but I am filing that baloney under Vanity-Related Excuses About As Plausible As Bristol Palin’s Plastic Surgery Splurge Being For “Medical Reasons.”
[New York Times]
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TGIF! Wait, it is Friday, right? Phew, okay. Just checking. Today, by way of introduction to “What Are We Wearing Today” (because I run out of witty things to say), I would like to give you a tiny glimpse into what it’s like to work at The Frisky. This afternoon, we have done internet searches on the following topics: “vaginal pain” (do not look up on Google images unless you want to barf), “how long to boil corn,” and “sexy wolf costume.” An interesting day all around. Click onward to see what we’re wearing today!