As a lady, you know that action is yours if you want it, especially on All Hallow’s Eve. If you costume yourself properly, you shouldn’t have any trouble finding someone to couple up with. Word of warning: make sure you find out what he looks like under zombie makeup before you lead him back to your lair. Assuming all is well under his mask, you should have no trouble getting down as, say, a sexy pizza delivery gal. Click through to see more costumes that will get you laid. Well, probably … we can’t make any guarantees, but we have a good feeling.
I would “Squee!” right now, but French bulldog + baby in a French bulldog Halloween costume = short-circuited Squee-O-Meter. Trust that I am squeeing like Jessica in a baby panda nursery inside though. [Buzzfeed]
Halloween is almost here, which means women everywhere have carte blanche to get all sexied up for the night. That’s fine, I guess … if that’s your thing. Although, I’m not sure I get why anyone would want to dress as a “sexy guitar.” Aren’t there better ways to get play? Click through to see some more sexy Halloween costumes that we just don’t understand.
Thanks to this video, I’ll be referring to “eyes” as “liquid orbs” from now on.
Polka dots are no longer the pattern of choice for only Minnie Mouse impersonators. Those of us who’ve spent our adult years maturing are loving the print that screams par-tay now that it’s gone sophisticated. Here are 12 of our favorite fashions and accessories for adding a little or a lot of polka dots in your wardrobe.
Sizzling, sexy, sophisticated — all these words describe leopard print. Surprisingly, this pattern is easy to wear because it acts as a neutral yet also makes an impact. If you’re looking to spice up leopard print even more, then pick a garment in dazzling red. Either way, you’ll be hot, hot, hot in leopard spots!