Welcome To Hell, Where These Rubber Ducks Scream Into An Eternal Abyss

Megan Reynolds / August 31, 2015

Nightmares, daydreams, it’s all the same shit after a while, isn’t it? More »

Sorry, Older Sisters: Science Says You Weigh More Than Your Siblings

Megan Reynolds / August 31, 2015

A small price to pay for being the favorite, right?? More »

#JunkOff Shows The Wide And Wonderful World Of Animal Genitalia In Its Full Glory

Megan Reynolds / August 28, 2015

The animal kingdom is a wild and crazy place. … More »

What If Your Mom’s Favorite Clothing Brands Could Talk? The New Yorker Imagines

Megan Reynolds / August 28, 2015

“You know it deep within yourself,” Ann Taylor says. “When it’s the right time for a bold print.”More »

A Very Brief Q&A With The Man Who’s Dressing As A Ninja Turtle For His Wedding

Rebecca Vipond Brink / August 28, 2015

Nic Vargus, a writer for Apple, won the bet of a lifetime yesterday. His fiancée told him that if he could get 100,000 retweets, he’d get to dress up as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle for their wedding:

My girlfriend says if this tweet gets 100k RTs, she’ll let me dress up as a… More »

Baby Shits All Over Dad’s Terrible Tribal Tattoo

I mean, can you blame him? More »

Gross, 42 Percent Of People Use Their (OK, Our) Phones In The Bathroom

Rebecca Vipond Brink / August 28, 2015

A new study from Adobe says that 42 percent of people check their e-mail on their phones while they’re in the bathroom. Millennials are particularly pooductive, with a full 57 percent of us reporting bathroom e-mail use. It’s not surprising, but if you think about it — ew. I mean, yes,More »

Here’s A Solid Plan B: Quit Your Life And Join The Cat Circus

Megan Reynolds / August 27, 2015

Hey hey, it’s the end of summer and Labor Day is around the corner and oh god, everything is going to be miserable soon because winter, as you and Jon Snow know it, is coming. Stave off the inevitable ennui of your pedestrian autumn and your dreary winter by giving up that office lyfe and… More »

Instagram Is For The People

Megan Reynolds / August 27, 2015

Is your Thursday  calm and cool and peaceful? Do you want something to feel briefly mad about and then set aside? Do you take pleasure in reading terribly written satire? Then Hayley Bloomingdale’s wobbly attempt at tongue-in-cheekiness in this Instagram instructional missive in Vogue is just the thing for you.
According to Bloomingdale, “Instagram is not… More »

This Cecil The Lion “Killer Dentist” Costume Is Perfect For Halloween (If You’re Terrible)

If having a laugh at the expense of trans women like Caitlyn Jenner doesn’t sound like your ideal Halloween, here’s another tasteless costume to consider: Cecil the Lion’s “Killer Dentist” Walter Palmer! For $59.99, 15 percent of which will allegedly go to “a Wildlife Foundation,” will send you “a severed lion’s head mask, bloody… More »

Hey, Quick Question — What’s Up With This Baby Horse?

Megan Reynolds / August 26, 2015

This’ll only take a second. … More »

Librarians Are Delivering Books By Bike To Low-Income Neighborhoods

Rebecca Vipond Brink / August 26, 2015

Low-income neighborhoods aren’t just susceptible to be food deserts – they can also be book deserts. Underfunded and understaffed libraries as well as prohibitive distances to libraries mean that kids who live in poverty don’t always have the access to books that they should.
Librarians are a crafty and resourceful lot, though, andMore »

How To Comport Yourself When It’s Hot And Sticky And Horrible Outside

Megan Reynolds / August 26, 2015

If it’s 90 degrees and humid and you have to bother with clothing, this is your guide. … More »

Wondering If Your Date Is A Psychopath? Try Yawning At Them!

Robyn Pennacchia / August 25, 2015

Study shows that psychopaths are less likely to get a contagious yawn. … More »

Marc Jacobs Wants You To Come To His Party, But You Must Heed His Dress Code

Megan Reynolds / August 25, 2015


Here, Have Another Wedding Expense: Professional (Fake) Guests

Rebecca Vipond Brink / August 24, 2015

I’m officially 19 days from my wedding, and I am desperately, desperately hoping that the worst anxiety of planning is over. From here on out, I can pretty much just delegate, right? … Right?
Anyway, here’s a thing I don’t have to worry about: Paying fake guests to pad out my wedding. Yes, More »

I Want To Go To There: Dismaland

Rebecca Vipond Brink / August 21, 2015

Whoa, all of a sudden I’m not bored with Banksy anymore: The well-hyped street artist has created a huge public installation called Dismaland, a theme park occupying an abandoned seaside resort in Weston-Super-Mare in the UK.
It’s a riff on Disneyland, obviously, and is as sort of gruesome and gloomy as theMore »

Let Operation Harpoon Make You Feel Terrible About Your Body!

Megan Reynolds / August 20, 2015

It came from the bowels of Reddit. … More »

I Want To Go To There: The Rage Room Lets You Break Shit Without Consequence

Megan Reynolds / August 20, 2015

When counting to ten and taking deep breaths isn’t enough. … More »

Chill Pregnant Woman Tootsee Rolls Her Way Through Labor

Megan Reynolds / August 20, 2015

Labor seems okay, I guess. … More »

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