Have you wondered if an entire nation of intelligent women would jump off a bridge if Oprah said it was the thing to do? We have. We’ve also wondered whether said women would start calling their vaginas by a cutesy nickname, like, say vajayjay, if Oprah announced that was what she called her snatch. Well according to the New York Times, they have. Apparently the pet name for Oprah’s vagina (Sidebar: Isn’t it funny, a little, to think that Oprah has a vagina? And Dr. Phil has a penis! Weird.) stems from an episode of Grey’s Anatomy in which a character on the show orders someone to “stop lookin’ at my vajayjay.” Oprah loved that so much that she hasn’t stopped saying it on her show since, and neither has every single woman we’ve met, recently. Of course, the minute those old fogies at the Times declare something cool and now and fierce, it’s actually tired and and dead and buried. So what should the trendy new pet name for your lady flower be? Sound off in the comments. For the record, we’re kinda feelin’ “coozie.” [NY Times]

Thank heavens there are rogue doctors out there who will take an FDA-approved product and inject it somewhere that’s not approved. First Coast News reports doctors are injecting collagen—you know, the junk that goes in Jessica Simpson’s lips—into the walls of the vagina near where the G-spot is located. We guess the premise is that if you fatten up the vag, the space inside will be less, um, cavernous, and hence the G-spot will be extra-stimulated. So, while we’re all for women taking strides to improve their sexual pleasure, we sort of think that injecting a foreign substance (besides sperm, obvi!) into your nether regions, especially one that hasn’t really been approved for that usage, should come as a last resort after masturbation, sex toys, and finding a dude who’s actually committed to seeing you come without a giant needle stabbing you in the groin. You know, a keeper! [First Coast News]