No info has been released yet, but the French hospital that Angelina has been laid up in confirmed she gave birth. And, as expected, they’re two girls, instead of a girl and a future sexy pool boy for me. Anyway, Castor and Pollux, welcome! [Us Weekly]

UPDATE: ZOMG we take it back. Angelina actually had a boy and a girl, that she named Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. Knox is Brad’s grandfather’s middle name and Marcheline was Angelina’s mom’s name. [DListed]

It’s a rare man with super sperm that can impregnate a woman when the two of them are in their seventies. The late conservative Senator Strom Thurmond, fathered a child at 74, comedian Charlie Chaplin helped his wife conceive at 73, and abstract artist Picasso made a baby at 68. And all this was before Viagra! Now science has made things possible for any Tom, Dick, and Harry with in-vitro fertilization.  Thanks to IVF,  Charam Singh, who is in his mid-70’s, and his 70 year-old wife just gave birth to twins over the weekend in India.  Congratulations?! So we get why Angelina Jolie wants to spawn over and over again with Brad Pitt, but why on earth would this woman want to take a loan out to pay all the expensive medical bills, not to mention take her va-jane out of retirement?  The Panwars already had two daughters and five grandchildren together, but it wasn’t enough for them. They wanted, and finally got, a male heir to pass their family farm onto. Thanks chauvinism!  [BBC via Dlisted]

That’s what the French magazine Closer is reporting. Yay! Two Cancers! [Closer]

UPDATE: Apparently Angie is in the hospital (yes, I did call her Angie, we are BFFs, deal with it) and will give birth in the next few days. [AP]

Angelina gave birth, and she and Brad have named their twin girls Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane. They will be hot and they have good names (Marcheline is Angelina’s mom’s name, and Jane is Brad’s mom’s name). [Amelie! Like Amelia! Yay!—Editor] Life’s just not fair, is it? [Entertainment Tonight]

UPDATE: The above may or may not be true. A rep for Angelina supposedly told People that she hasn’t had the babies and is at home spending time with her family. But we love the names! Keep the names! [People]

Do Castor and Pollux walk/crawl/coo among us? The French press is saying Angelina Jolie gave birth to her twins…stay tuned… [OK Magazine]

Jack Black let it slip during an interview that Angelina Jolie is having twins and she confirmed the news. The two are promoting Kung Fu Panda...oh who cares? IT’S TWINS! [AccessHollywood,com]

J. Lo and Marc Anthony finally announced what the entire universe already knew—that she’s knocked up after years of off-and-on tabloid speculation about fertility problems. The latest rumor is she’s having twins! Do you think each will inherit her talents for singing (um…) and acting (um…)? No matter what, it’s a sure bet that the kid(s) will be the cutest on da block. [MSNBC]