“I didn’t foresee it, that you can meet somebody who you have a deep and more profound love with… I don’t mean to take away anything with Tom, but I would hope that he has the same thing—I know he has the same thing with Katie. You move into a stage where you’re able to be a more fuller person in your relationship.”—Nicole Kidman in Elle]

What if Katie Holmes posted homemade videos about her life on YouTube and gave the world a look inside one of the more mysterious marriages in Hollywood? That’s what the chick behind Don’tCallMeJoey has in mind when she films herself impersonating the former Dawson’s Creek star and wife of Tom Cruise—her resemblance to the actress is uncanny, as are her vocal inflections, and the result is hilarious. Check out the clip of “Katie” drunk, above, as well as others on her YouTube page.

Go on girl! Won’t be long before Mommy and Daddy stop you from mining for gold in public. [New York City, 8/18/08]

Those are some seriously metrosexual, Euro-trash glasses on Tom Cruise, by the way. [New York City, 8/15/08]

We were positively puzzled when we saw this headline on Variety.com: “Jolie replaces Cruise in ‘Salt’.” According to the article, Angelina Jolie may take on the title role in Edwin A. Salt, a film about “a CIA officer who is accused by a defector of being a Russian sleeper spy and must elude capture long enough to establish her innocence.” Tom Cruise had wanted to play the role for a long time, but when his interest faded, and Jolie expressed her enthusiasm and the studio decided to rewrite the screenplay with a female lead (the title will also be changed). Now, we didn’t think Angelina and Tom had anything in common, except for the fact that they’re both half of high-powered Hollywood couples, but upon further inspection, we found that the two may have been separated at birth.

Some people start dating because they are so very similar. They have the same interests, background, education, taste in dogs, and favorite dessert. Then there are couples who end up becoming more and more like their significant other as the relationship progresses, and not just in interests, but in looks. Here are eight current and former couples who began looking and dressing alike after they started going out.

Ashlee Simpson dyed her hair darker and started using a straightener non-stop when she and Pete Wentz started dating. [Photo: AP]

The new Broadway star and her husband are like those dog owners who start to resemble their pets. [New York City, 7/31/08]

...but they need earplugs. [At the Laguna Seca Moto GP, Monterey CA, 7/20/08]

“No, seriously, Tom. I don’t want anyone seeing me with you and Katie.” [MTV Movie Awards, 6/1/08]

At last night’s MTV Movie Awards, there were lots of bad clothes. Personally, I think Ellen Page (winner of Best Female Performance) dressed quite appropriately for the event, wearing jeans and sneakers. Fancy dresses are not what the MTV Movie Awards should be about, especially if they’re short dresses. As Lindsay Lohan discovered, wearing a short dress while sitting in a movie theater means showing more leg than you may have planned. [MTV]

So many couples came out to play at the Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art last night. There were tons of singles too, not mention loads of amazing train wrecks (the theme was superheroes), but we thought we’d start with the lovebirds. Click here to see all of the couples in their freakiest and finest.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ little bundle of joy seems to be sporting a lighter look for Spring. [Babble]