Heidi and Spencer’s Costa Rican experience has certainly not been the pampered one they’re used to, but it doesn’t constitute “torture,” either. [TMZ]—Just check out their sweet digs above.
Tila Tequila wrote on her MySpace account that she is angry about false pregnancy reports…even though she was the one who allegedly started them. She then said, “Maybe I was pregnant, or maybe I wasn’t pregnant.” [People] – Is anyone else as confused as I am?
Mariah’s latest movie, “Tennessee,” hit an all-time low, averaging just five viewers per showing. [Perez]—Stop making movies, Mariah. Isn’t having a five-octave vocal range enough?
Did the producers of “I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here” torture Heidi Pratt to the point that she developed a gastric ulcer? Or are the producers in on the latest Speidi plot for attention? [Perez Hilton]—I’m inclined to go with the latter because ratings are most important and this show would tank without Heidi and her handler.
George Clooney has reportedly asked waitress girlfriend Lucy Wolvert to move in with him. [Dlisted]
All of the Gosselin kids have returned home to be with their father after vacationing. Kate Gosselin was nowhere to be seen. [Us Magazine]
In a truly awesome moment in reality television history, during one of this week’s episodes of “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here,” Stephen Baldwin baptized Spencer Pratt in the jungle while Sanjaya read a prayer. Thanks to his wife Heidi, Spencer became a born-again Christian. Now he says stuff like, “I’m a work in progress. I’d never been to church until I met Heidi. She got me to go—it was a big step. The walls shook a little bit as I first cruised in, but Jesus and I are making the connection.” The only thing that could have made this better would have been Janice Dickinson singing “Amazing Grace” in the background.
Oh, but Spencer isn’t the only celeb to find god. Click on for others.
Jamie Kennedy better watch out. Girlfriend Jennifer Love Hewitt recently told Jamie—oh, and every listener in the LA area tuned into the “JohnJay and Rich” show—that if Jamie doesn’t propose to her by this time next year, there will be “a situation.” Ironically, the couple was on the radio show to deny engagement rumors. So I guess we’ll see how that turns out. [Celebitchy]
I’ve never been a fan of woman who pester their guys about puttin’ a ring on it. And for some reason, it seems like an awful lot of celebrities are doing this publicly, which just seems wrong. Click on for the hall of shame.
After being thrust into the limelight, Susan Boyle has experienced a tumultuous seven weeks. But even as she sits in a mental institution, she claims she has no regrets. [CNN]—The lady can sing, but we’re afraid she’s not quite built for fame.
Kate Gosselin wasn’t born with her infamous streak hairdo. Check out what she looked like before the oversized fam and publicity. [Pop Eater]
A source confirms that Kate Hudson and A-Rod are dating, and he’s introduced her to a bunch of his friends. [People]—Is it really possible for Kate to be completely done with Owen Wilson?
Christie Brinkley has vowed never to marry again. It’s been a year since her messy divorce from Peter Cook. [Perez Hilton]
Eddie Cibrian’s wife Brandi Glanville says LeAnn Rimes is obsessed with her husband. [Dlisted]—This little love affair/publicity stunt is so boring.
Don’t forget to watch the NBC special “Inside The Obama White House” tonight and tomorrow at 9pm. Above is an adorable sneak peak. [MSNBC]
That hottie Zac Efron is going to make a cameo alongside those other hotties on “Entourage” next season. [E! Online]
They’ve already found replacements for Heidi and Spencer on “I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here”—Heidi’s sister Holly and Daniel Baldwin. [DListed]—DOWNGRADE!
“The Biggest Loser” contestant Filipe Fa accused trainer Jillian Michaels of giving her team drugs. Fortunately, the allegations were false. [Pop Eater]—If he wasn’t before, Fa is definitely looking like a big loser now!
Um, did you guys see “I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here” last night? If not, I’m really sorry because it was, in a word, amazing. Sanjaya from “American Idol” got chased by bees. Frangela, the hilarious duo from “Best Week Ever” who’ve been absent from my life for months now, are cast members. Also completely preposterous, the presence of Rod Blagojevich’s wife and Janice Dickinson. I hope they’ll be besties by the end of the season.
But the real story is, of course, Heidi and Spencer. Heidi cried a lot. And after finding out that, at some point, they’d have to take turns emptying the group’s PortaPotty, Spencer stormed off and gave us this sparkling gem:
“I’m too rich and I’m too famous to be sitting with these people and cleaning up their s**t in the jungle, my man. And this cast is devaluing our fame right now. I’m sitting next to VH1 comedians that I have never even seen before… I thought it was gonna be all celebrities.”
Kimora Lee Simmons gave birth to her son with partner Djimon Hounsou on Saturday. [E! Online]—Only Kimora could look that glamorous while in labor.
Finally, confirmation that Jennifer Hudson is pregnant. Her friends through her a baby shower in Chicago over the weekend, but she hasn’t shared a due date with them yet. [Perez Hilton]
On “The Hills” tonight, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will tie the knot with the big, princess wedding Heidi always dreamed of. For the festivities, they asked their entire Pasadena ‘hood to bow down. The two lovebirds petitioned their neighbors to allow them to shut down sidewalks and streets so they could turn the event into “an untitled reality TV project.” Insanely, the neighbors agreed. Could a wedding be any more ridic’? Well, unfortunately for mankind, yes.
On Ryan Seacrest’s radio show this week, Spencer Pratt dropped his first single, a little rap ditty called “I’m A Celebrity.” Spencer is so committed to his new career that he’s going by the name “The Great White”. I guess adding “shark” would be redundant? He plans on touring with his wife/co-reality TV attention whore, Heidi Montag. Even though Spencer comes from “The Hills” and has yet to prove he’s got skills, he thinks he’s gangsta enough to claim, “I’m the white Jay-Z in the game. I’m doing the baller thing. I’m more for the streets.” [Pop Crunch] —Sadly, he’s not the first celeb to decide they were destined for rap greatness—Joaquin Phoenix, Jada Pinkett Smith, and Mr. T all hip hopped before him. Clearly, Spencer didn’t learn from their mistakes.
Heidi Montag, er ... I mean Pratt, has a video for her new single “Blackout,” which “makes ‘Girls Gone Wild’ look like it was directed by Cecil B. DeMille,” according to Michael K. [Dlisted]—It looks homemade, so I’m guessing Spencer directed. Don’t these two have enough money from whoring themselves out to hire a real director?
Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart are adopting a little girl. And Harrison is going to officially become Calista’s adopted son’s father. [Perez Hilton]
Dean McDermott gives Tori Spelling a new wedding ring every anniversary. She said when he slips it on her finger, she remembers the day he made her his wife. [People]—How romantic! I hope they’ve finally gotten their money problems solved.
This weekend, I was talking to a doctor friend of mine who calmed all of my fears about swine flu. Then I read: “90 people get the swine flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom.”
So true. The fact of the matter is, there are a lot of way, way, way more dangerous and scary things humans have to worry about that make the swine flu look like child’s play. AIDS/HIV, for one—plus: cancer, global warming, terrorists. After the jump, 10 more things that are way worse than swine flu.
Madonna is getting close again with her on-off companion Jesus Luz after her bid to adopt another Malawian child was denied and she blamed a nonexistent paparazzo for her horse incident. [OK! Magazine]
According to one report, Casey Aldridge, Jamie Lynn Spears’ boyfriend, has a blood clot near his brain after sustaining injuries in a severe car accident over the weekend. [Perez Hilton]
Charlize Theron and Woody Harrelson joined Bono for a rendition of “Stand By Me” at the wedding reception of Salma Hayek and François-Henri Pinault in Italy over the weekend. [People]
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Brit-Brit’s extensions were left behind during one of her aerial concert stunts. [Dlisted]
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are besties with disgraced governor Rod Blagojevich. Just kidding! Even Spencer looks a little uncomfortable posing in this photo for NBC’s “I’m a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here!” [Perez Hilton]—Heidi looks her plastic as normal.
Five months after eloping in Mexico—post-pitchers of margaritas, natch—Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt of “The Hills” are making their marriage official in a ceremony in Pasadena on Saturday. [People] — As a present for the infamously douchey duo, let’s look back at the times they broke up.
Justin Long helped ex Drew Barrymore celebrate the premiere of “Grey Gardens” yesterday, but they didn’t take photos together, so who knows what the deal is. [Us Magazine]
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are always willing to make out in public, even if they’re in a furniture store. [OK! Magazine]
Yesterday, Kenley Collins of “Project Runway” answered charges she attacked her fiance Zac Penley with a cat and other things. She was ordered to pay a $120 fine and can’t go near Penley for a whole two years. [Dlisted]—Guess that means she’s not going to become Kenley Penley anytime soon.
Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. are expecting! [DListed]—I can see the reality show now—“When Two C-Listers Have A Baby!”
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are planning on getting married fo’ realz on the series finale of “The Hills.” [Perez Hilton]—Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice—well, shame on you again.
In addition to going back to red, Lindsay Lohan also got a post-breakup tattoo. [People]—Of Sam Ronson’s face?!
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