First, he allegedly cheated with a firecrotch. Then, Sarah Jessica Parker went from blond to full-fledged brunette. Yesterday, at the opening of “Mary Stuart,” Matt’s got mutton chops. Is this mid-life/wife crisis headed for split ends? We sure hope SJP doesn’t wash that man right out of her hair. [New York City, 4/19/09]

Scary Spice is a ‘fraidy cat. She’s starring in a Vegas burlesque show, but she won’t take her clothes off. Without the strip, she’s just a tease! Especially as a lingerie model who loves to get attention for her body, this seems like such a surprising decision. But she’s not the only celeb who thinks baring all is showing too much. Here’s a list of stars who agree with Melanie B and Janis from “The Muppets,” who famously said, “I won’t take my clothes off for anyone, even if it is artistic.”

• Britney Spears has done something that actually makes sense: she’s the new spokeswoman for sexy/trashy brand Candie’s, sold at Kohl’s. [WWD]
• Sarah Jessica Parker said she regrets wearing a black wedding dress when she wed Matthew Broderick in 1997 and would do things differently today: “(I would) white it up. I’d wear a beautiful, proper wedding dress, like I should have worn on that day.” [Times of India]
• Tom Cruise is threatening to sue Addictiontee.com for Photoshopping his image onto tees which say “Sex Addict” and “Everything Turns Me On.”  A spokesperson for Addictiontee.com says their next tee shirt will say, “I sue everybody.”  Oh…snap. [Times of India]

Sarah Jessica Parker said she and the “Sex and the City” movie producers are trying to make the sequel recession-friendly, a tough task because “SATC” is all about luxury and fine living. To help out, we’ve put together a few ideas. If SJP and Darren Star use our suggestions, we expect to see “The Frisky” in the movie’s credits. And a pair of Manolos.

Sarah Jessica Parker has stopped pretending she’s happy in her marriage with Matthew Broderick and is reportedly looking for her own place in New York City. Although Broderick was the one caught cheating, we think Parker will start dating someone else soon because she emotionally checked out of this marriage some time ago.

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck welcomed their second daughter yesterday. No details have been released, including the name, but we’re betting on another flower name to go along with Violet. Rose? Lily? Tulip? Peony? Hydrangea? Ranunculus? [Us Weekly]

Sneaking around on your spouse is all the rage in Hollywood. Just this weekend, Angelina Jolie, openly admitted she and Brad Pitt fell in love while he was still very married to Jennifer Aniston. Ouch!  But she wasn’t the only one messing around in tinsel town. Téa Leoni has allegedly been messing around on David Duchovny with Angelina’s ex, Billy Bob Thornton? Oh, the incestuous web celebrities weave! Alas, in Hollywood, cheating the camera isn’t just an acting technique, but off-screen it can get a whole lot trickier. More, after the jump…

It’s only been a few months since the “Sex and the City” movie premiered, but we’re just about ready for a run-in with our four best friends. So we’re really stoked that the movie is available on DVD and Blu-ray TODAY! As you know, the clothing, shoes, handbags and accessories were all fabulous in the movie, but what’s so great about SATC is that it always gives us a little clarity about our real lives, even if the dialogue is a tad cheesy. Put on your favorite Louboutins or Manolos or some other killer, knock-off FMPs and watch 2008’s best/worst chick flick. In case you can’t wait to see the movie again, check out the trailer after the jump. [$19.95, Warner Bros.]

Despite Star‘s allegation that Matthew cheated with a 25-year old redhead, SJP seems to be standing by his side. [New York City, 7/30/08]

With rumors swirling that Matthew Broderick is cheating on wife Sarah Jessica Parker, and who knows what is going on between Alex Rodriguez and Madonna, it got us to thinking about celebs, who they date, and who they cheat with. Like Matthew’s supposed lover, reportedly, she is young with red hair—nothing like SJP or the women he was with before her. Here are some celebs who always seem to date very similar people, and our suggestions for who they should date next.

Departing the singer’s concert in New York City. We are totally jealous. [7/21/08]

Sarah Jessica Parker is thinking about going downtown. She’s had her fun as an uptown girl with Sex in the City, but now that it’s finished off, she’s looking for a new sensation. SJP is currently in talks to play an single mother in the city that lives about 50 blocks south of her old bachlorette pad in the The Ivy Chronicles.  Based on Karen Quinn’s novel of the same name, it’s another guaranteed chick flick hit.  But will she sign on with Warner Brothers and make the movie?  [Huffington Post]

“No, seriously, Tom. I don’t want anyone seeing me with you and Katie.” [MTV Movie Awards, 6/1/08]