1. What is that short-sleeved, asparagus-colored turtleneck sweater Britney’s wearing—the ‘90s called and they want their clothes back.
2. Is she really wearing a necklace underneath the turtleneck? Did she not got the memo that one should never wear a necklace with a turtleneck?
3. I love that Britney cares enough about life to put a protective cover on her BlackBerry.
4. She is wearing an orange athletic watch.
5. ZOMG, is that a ring on her wedding ring finger? Perhaps that finger was just feeling empty without one.
[Leaving Conway Studios in LA, 8/21/2008]

Sometimes all you need to make a t-shirt and jeans fancy is a sparkly ring, especially one in the shape of a flower. I saw these rings and was like, “Sigh, I bet they are out of my price range” but ACTUALLY they are only $25! Dope sauce. [Carolee via Coveiter]

Mary-Kate seems to be promoting safe sex with a ring that resembles a condom. [The Sun, U.K.]

A cat has adopted a red panda cub whose mother abandoned him. Animals are so cute. [BBC]

Tom Arnold will host a second season of My Big Redneck Wedding on CMT starting this October. How did I miss the first season? [eMediaWorld]

These rings are sold as a set, but you could totally pull them off solo. The rocket is a little suspicious on it’s own (what’s it doing?), while the explosion is mysterious by itself (how did that happen?). Check them out actually on someone’s chubby fingers, after the jump. [$95, Melanie Favreau @ SupermarketHQ.com]

A husband and wife were tidying up their villa at Disney World in Orlando, and the husband accidentally threw away his wife’s engagement, wedding, and five-year-anniversary rings. Oops. But those devoted Disney employees donned protecteive clothing, searched through trash, and found the rings! “That’s not the first time we’ve gone through trash — oh, no,” said Drew Weaver, the executive housekeeper at Disney’s Wilderness Lodge. “We don’t always find things. Many times we come up empty. But we didn’t this time.” [AP]