This is definitely a Netflix/Blockbuster/On Demand weekend, unless “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” “Tim Gunn’s Guide to Style” or “Starter Wife” marathons appeal to you. Beyonce is the musical guest on “Saturday Night Live” alonside the hilarious Paul Rudd. Oh, and I’ll be liveblogging the second to last episode of “True Blood” on Sunday at 8pm (watch it on HBO)—it’s Amelia’s birthday so she’s taking the night off. Not from vampires, from work. The rest of the TV schedule is after the jump!

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say, you bitches crack us up! So in honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, here are our five favorite comments from last week…

Most Surprising Kindred Spirit
Astrosexologist Kiki T from “Is Cindy McCain Cheating On Her Maverick?”
We Frisky gals love trampy pill poppers, but sometimes we’re even surprised by who can inspire us:

“Wow, that Cindy is wild. Between her pill popping and now an affair with an ‘80s washed up rock star, I’m beginning to like her!”

Yeah, Cindy McCain probably masturbates to hair metal ballads too!  Can’t you just hear John asking her to turn the volume on that rock ‘n’ roll racket down?

Kim Zolciak on “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” has been trying to keep her boyfriend Big Poppa a secret, but the internet has been buzzing with all kinds of rumors about his real identity. Since we might have been wrong with our initial outing, we decided to check the web to see what the detective fans have found out lately. Keep reading to see some other theories…

Holy heck, you guys! NeNe’s number one gay on “The Real Housewives Of Atlanta,” Dwight Eubanks is getting his own show! Apparently, Dwight is a hairstylist to Atlanta’s elite and his show is all about running his salon, The Purple Door. I have no clue what channel this mess is going to be on, but check the trailer above. Bam!

After having a “Housewives” marathon this weekend, I decided to liveblog the latest episode, which starts at 10pm EST. Be sure to check back to this post then to read my hilarious commentary—Kim, you will not be spared!—and participate in the comments with your own.

The sixth episode of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” airs tonight, and we can’t wait for the latest in the NeNe-Kim-Sheree friendship triangle. These ladies’ drama keeps us coming back every week because there’s just no clear villain or heroine is this situation. Since we can’t decide who to root for, we decided to debate it out. It’s already clear to us that Sheree and NeNe can’t be friends, but what’s the deal with Kim dissing NeNe for Sheree? After the jump, myself and my friend Jacci debate the drama. And FYI, Amelia is liveblogging tonight’s episode, which airs at 10 pm on Bravo.

There are two marathons for “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” on this weekend, so there is no excuse for you not to be in the know about the drama and conspicuous consumption. But if McMansions, just-for-the-hell-of-it shopping sprees and gossip aren’t your shtick, then there’s plenty of other stuff to watch. And guess what? All of it isn’t mindless TV. Oh, and don’t forget—Amelia will be liveblogging “True Blood” again on Sunday at 9pm EST!

I watched “The Real Housewives Of Atlanta” this weekend and was blown away by the rampant materialism, excess, and over-the-top maintenance enjoyed by the stars of the show. Most of the women are married, or have boyfriends, who revel in their traditional feminine shallowness, and while these women may be EXTREME examples, I have often noticed that some of the most pain-in-the-ass women I know have nice, normal, sweet guys dying at their feet. IS there an appeal to high-maintenance women? And what the hell is it? Do I need to spend three hours getting ready to go to the gym in order to find a nice new man these days? I chatted up the guys on my IM to find out.