“We have that problem all the time. I say ‘‘partner’ sometimes. ‘Father of my children’ is too long. But half the time people refer to us as, ‘So, your wife this, your husband that.’ We’ve stopped correcting everybody. It’s not a big intentional thing not to marry. We immediately were a family when we became a couple, and children were the priority, and we’re both legally committed to the children. And that seemed to be the right thing.”—Angelina Jolie, on what she and Brad Pitt call each other, since they are not married. [EW.com]

“Seal and I feel very lucky that we found each other. He’s my best friend. He would never go in through a door first. He always opens the door for me and steps back so I walk through.” —Heidi Klum [AHN]

“I screen-tested for the movie over a year ago and they never gave me the part. Then, it was about seven months later when they went, Look, we’ve been trying to find someone who’s muscle-y who looks good and all that, but it just didn’t work with someone like that…. Could you come and do it? They basically just said, ‘You’re the runt of the litter and that’s what makes it work.’”—James McAvoy on being cast in the upcoming film Wanted with Angelina Jolie

“It’s like being married to three different people in a week, because you never know who’s going to come out of the bathroom.”—Gavin Rossdale, describing life with wife Gwen Stefani, who’s known for her eclectic style.

“I’m genuinely a nervous person in general. The first time I ever went to the doctor’s office and heard the baby’s heartbeat, I felt totally content and at peace with everything.” —Pete Wentz

“This feels like my first real marriage. The first one was a show, the second one was a con, and this one is the real deal.”—Charlie Sheen on his marriage to Brooke Mueller in OK!

“I love Christina Ricci. She’s really hot and I think she looks kind of odd like me…I fell in love with her when I saw Black Snake Moan. She was naked in that one. I kind of drooled over her naked scenes…” —Tila Tequila [OK magazine]

“I love it. It makes me feel like a woman. It makes me feel that all the things about my body are suddenly there for a reason. It makes you feel round and supple, and to have a little life inside you is amazing. Also, I’m fortunate. I think some women have a different experience depending on their partner. I think that affects it. I happen to be with somebody who finds pregnancy very sexy. So that makes me feel very sexy.” —Angelina Jolie on being prenant [VanityFair.com]

“I am furious that [producers] think I’m too old to play the love interest of guys like Jack Nicholson and Clint Eastwood. Why should I play sisters and mothers while guys like Jack and Clint, who are older than me, have on-screen lovers half their age?”—Faye Dunaway

“One time we were having sex and I started fantasizing that I was this hot secretary and he was my boss, and we were totally doing it in his office and people were right outside and we had to be super quiet. It totally turned me on. It was like the craziest orgasm ever. My publicist is going to kill me.” —Kat Von D, describing her sex life with boyfriend Alex “Orbi” Orbison [Chris Nieratko]

“If there was an Olympic sport for anything, I’d win gold for sex! Me and Stephen have a pretty hot sex life and I admit I look I look quite good in my underwear or bikini.” —Spice Girl Mel B (aka Scary), who recently treated her husband to six strippers for his 33rd birthday [AHN]

“I’m not prudish about nudity. I think it’s beautiful in films, and sex is such a big part of life. My picture ended up on porn sites, and that’s the dilemma.” —Natalie Portman, who went nude for the short film, Hotel Chevalier and regrets it because that’s all the press has focused on [MTV.co.uk]

“Man, woman. Like to touch each other.” —Charlize Theron, describing her seven-year relationship with Stuart Townsend (Apparently she said this in a caveman voice.) [W magazine]

“I love to play doctor. I got my husband a doctor’s outfit and bag full of sex toys. I wore the naughty nurse outfit, of course.”—Christina Aguilera [Maxim]

“I never believed women had to be virgins when they got married, or that a woman has to fall in love with a guy just because they’re having sex. I don’t think sex is a big deal.” —Jessica Alba [Showbiz Spy]

“I’ve been in love with every woman I’ve ever worked with. [But] there’s the three-month attention span that actors have. I don’t know if it’s mutual, but I really don’t care. They have to kiss me when ‘action’ gets called, anyway, so I’ll get what I want.”—Shia LaBeouf in the June issue of GQ

“If you’re dating a guy, right away. If you’re dating girl, I think you’ll know pretty quick if she’s into that. If they’re not bringing it up, it’s not something on their agenda. That’s just realistic. My boxing coach Dirty Phi says, ‘If you stick your pinkie in there, and then another finger, and then another, and she responds happily, then it’s cool.’”—The Hills’ Spencer Pratt on when to bring up the subject of anal sex with your boyfriend or girlfriend.

“I think I’m too much to handle right now. There’s so much going on in my life at the moment with traveling and there’s always cameras following me—all that kind of stuff. I don’t think it’s great for dating anyone. There are guys I like to hang out with, but I like to be the girl who no one can get. I think that’s always hotter anyway. It’s much more attractive to be the person everyone talks about.” —Miley Cyrus

“She’s kind of like a super-assistant that you can have sex with.” —Pete Wentz, on his fiancée, Ashlee Simpson (You have to read their conversation, it is amazing—he admits to wearing her pants.) [People]

“I have platinum blonde hair, and I’m extremely curvy: I pour myself into a dress and show up and strut my stuff at premieres. Of course I expect people will have certain ideas but it’s weird if people associate the fact that I sell handbags or wear a bikini with who I am when I wake up in the morning. People think I’m going to be some brazen harlot, but I’m not out there with every Tom, Dick and Harry or catching hepatitis.”—Scarlett Johansson