Mischa Barton is furious with tabloid writers for convincing people she’s crazy. [Starpulse]—You can’t get much crazier than blaming a meltdown and a mental facility stay on wisdom teeth removal surgery. I’m just sayin’.
Suri Cruise is only three years old, but she seems to already be experimenting with makeup. While in Boston with her parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Suri sported a smear of what looked like pink lipstick across her mouth yesterday. [Daily Mail]—It could have also been a smear of lollipop or Popsicle juice.
Friends of Jessica Simpson fear she may be at her lowest point ever after she lost her dog to a coyote. [People]—Well, she is about due for a Hollywood meltdown.
Fergie has been slapped with copyright infringement lawsuit by the little-known reggae group Groundation, which alleges she stole her song “Voodoo Doll” from a track they recorded earlier. [Starpulse]—I can believe it. She totally stole Gwen Stefani‘s style.
Alicia Keys threw boyfriend Swizz Beats a birthday party, and his soon-to-be ex-wife showed up and verbally assaulted Alicia. [Your Tango]—Alicia is reportedly the reason the couple split up, so the ex’s behavior is kind of understandable…and embarrassing.
Apparently, some people need reasons to wash their hands after peeing. [Shine]—I try not to think about all the people who don’t wash hands routinely.
Rue McClanahan from the “Golden Girls” says the “Sex and the City” women aren’t on her level. [TMZ]—I love how she looks the paparazzo up and down as he asks her if she’s still a mack.
Amy Poehler will return to her comedic anchor seat alongside Seth Meyers for “Saturday Night Live Weekend Update Thursdays” tonight before the premieres of “Parks and Recreation” and “30 Rock.” [The Frisky]—I just love her and can watch “Baby Mama” over and over.
Posted by: Annika Harris6:00PM, Wednesday September 16th 2009Filed in:
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Bloggers Em & Lo are celebrating the life of Patrick Swayze by discussing what they learned about love and romance from “Dirty Dancing.” [Em & Lo]
Why was 50 Cent on the “Rachael Ray Show” today? Oh yeah, he’s trying to put his iron in every fire possible. [F-Listed] — These are two of my least favorite celebrities.
Creators of the highly anticipated Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Orlando have revealed that the park will include a “Forbidden Journey” ride set in Hogwarts Castle. [Reuters] — Sounds like my own personal hell, but I know Potter fans are jumping for joy.
President Obama becomes the “Condemner-in-Chief,” weighing in on Kanye West at the VMAs: “He’s a jackass.” [TMZ]—Sure, that’s what a lot of Americans are saying, Mr. President—but aren’t you supposed to be busy trying to get us health care?
Susan Boyle‘s first single was leaked. [The Sun]—To tell you the truth, I’ve never listened to a whole performance by this woman, and I don’t plan to even though she has an album.
Elton John can’t adopt a boy from the Ukraine because he is too old and isn’t traditionally married. [Fox News]—He could pull a Madonna and buy himself a child from another country instead.
Four stars of The CW’s “Vampire Diaries” were arrested for flashing motorists from a bridge. [Fox News]—I guess they didn’t realize they’re not famous enough yet to avoid the long arm of the law.
Lindsay Lohan says she always wanted to be in the tabloids like Britney Spears when she was in middle school. [Dlisted]—This explains so much, especially about the values her parents passed on to her.
Take a look into the inner workings of the Zappos shoe emporium. [The New Yorker]—Think they’ll explain why the site is so damn ugly?
Posted by: Annika Harris6:00PM, Thursday September 10th 2009Filed in:
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The woman who made Michael Jackson‘s sequin gloves is starting a line for non-celebrities. [Racked]—As if there aren’t enough people running around looking like Michael these days.
A black Tibetan Mastiff, who answers to the name “Yangtze River Number Two,” now holds the record for the most expensive dog. A woman paid $528,000 for him. [Fox News]—I won’t even go into a rant about starving people in the world, but you can feel free to!
Who wore the top ten fiercest bobs? Why, ten famous ladies that’s who. [Refinery 29]
Posted by: Annika Harris5:45PM, Wednesday September 09th 2009Filed in:
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Some women prefer cut foreskin yet others don’t really care, but what do the men think about circumcision? Three guys give their opinions. [Em & Lo]—Uncircumcised penises repulse and scare me, so my sons are getting cut whether it’s PC or not. Sorry.
Janet Jackson will pay tribute to her brother Michael Jackson at the MTV Video Music Awards, which airs live Sunday at 9 p.m. [MTV]—Expect a lot of mumbling and incoherent lyrics.
The fall TV season is upon us, but unfortunately prime-time hours haven’t increased. Bullz-Eye will clue you in on what’s good and what’s bad amongst the new shows this fall. [Bullz-Eye]—I’m excited for “V” and “The Cleveland Show.” “Cougar Town” and “Melrose Place”? Not so much.
Some guys in Asbury Park, New Jersey gave Whitney Houston a tribute by performing her song “Million Dollar Bill.” [The WOW Report]—I would have guessed they were on Fire Island, not in Asbury Park.
Days before Demi Moore chastised Perez Hilton for publishing suggestive photos of her daughter Tallulah Willis, 15, Perez promised Tyra Banks on her talk show that he’d stop making derogatory statements towards minors. [Starpulse]—Perez must have been waiting for the episode to air before he changed his ways. Or maybe his ghostwriter had no idea the promise was made?
Matt Damon said he had the “funnest” time gaining weight for his starring role in “The Informant.” [PopEater]—I still love you, Matt, even if you don’t have the best grammar.
Posted by: Annika Harris6:00PM, Thursday September 03rd 2009Filed in:
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Salma Hayek spewed a barrage of Spanish words (expletives) at a restaurant hostess. Salma didn’t have a reservation. When her girlfriends told her to stop, Salma just bitched in English. [Dlisted]—When Salma’s hungry, she’s really hungry.
Security for the “Sex and the City” sequel has been beefed up because fans arrived for the first day of shooting as early as 7 a.m. “They looked more like they were protecting the President than Sarah Jessica Parker,” said an onlooker. [NYDailyNews.com]—Let’s hope these fans are out of work and looking for something to occupy their time.
What’s a girl to do if she doesn’t want to get pregnant but doesn’t want to take hormonal birth control? [TrèsSugar]
Posted by: Annika Harris6:00PM, Wednesday September 02nd 2009Filed in:
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Erin Andrews will make her return to the sidelines for Thursday’s game between North Carolina State and South Carolina. [Dr. Saturday]
Guys confess what makes for a great blow job. Something tells me you’ve already clicked on the link. [Em & Lo]
A British reporter might have hacked into the phones of Princes William and Harry. [BBC]—Imagine going through all that work, then only hearing banal tidbits of information.
The Ninth Circuit has ruled that Paris Hilton can sue Hallmark for allegedly misappropriating her image and her former catchphrase, “That’s hot!” [Law Blog]—Didn’t Hallmark know that the world was a cold, dank place until Paris let us know what was hot?
Heidi Klum‘s coffee table book, Rankin’s Heidilicious, is full of steamy photos of Heidi shot over seven years by Rankin and is due out this October. [FoxNews.com]—I really love coffee table books because I don’t have to be embarrassed about only looking at the photos.
Hollywood A-listers like Scarlett Johansson, Denzel Washington, and Jim Carrey have had to take pay cuts as a result of poor box office sales. [Impact Lab]—Their kind of pay cut is nothing like the average person’s, so I can’t have too much sympathy.
Mary J. Blige teams up with Drake for her song “The One.” [OnSmash.com]—By far the most entertaining R&B/hip-hop video I’ve seen in awhile.
Will Smith and Martin Lawrence say they support a second “Bad Boys” sequel but won’t make anything official until they’ve read a script. [Celebitchy]—Please, don’t do that. My ears, eyes, and mind can’t take another craptastic, shoot ‘em up movie.
Kelly Preston was supposed to speak at the annual Women’s Conference, which would have been the first time she addressed the death of her son, Jett Travolta, publicly, but she said in a statement that it was too soon and she’s still in the process of healing. [PopEater]
Posted by: Annika Harris6:00PM, Friday August 28th 2009Filed in:
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Nick Jonas says he’s always wanted to be president. [U.S. News]—I’m not even thinking about the year 2040 yet.
Kelly Osbourne has revealed her past Vicodin addiction in her book Fierce, due out in September. [Access Hollywood]—You’d think someone whose father had such terrible bouts with addiction would stay away from drugs. But then again, common sense and addiction don’t really go together.
Heidi Montag-Pratt has thanked Anderson Cooper for ripping apart her performance of “Body Language” at the Miss Universe Pageant, an event he called a “fresh new way to embarrass herself.” [PopEater]—Score one for Anderson!
Posted by: Annika Harris6:00PM, Thursday August 27th 2009Filed in:
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Ryan Jenkins’ 19-year-old half-sister might be the unnamed accomplice who helped him avoid capture for the murder of his wife, Jasmine Fiore. [People]—He’s dead, but the media is still out for blood.
Here’s some more news about annoying Kendra: She plans to write a memoir detailing her childhood, Playboy, and her relationship with Hugh Hefner. [Today]
Hugh Hefner made a disturbing announcement via Twitter that said “Marge Simpson has a surprise for her fans in the November issue of Playboy.” [Jezebel]—Something tells me it’s not what we all think it is. But then again…animated porn is kind of entertaining.
Finally, a guy admits that most men behave like wusses when it comes to dating women. [Bullz-Eye]—Now if only I could figure out a polite way to send my ex this link.
On September 17, you can catch Paula Abdul in her first post-“American Idol” gig—on VH1’s “Divas.” She’ll host the special, which will feature performances by peeps like Kelly Clarkson, Miley Cyrus and Leona Lewis. [PopCrunch] — Don’t get us started on whether these three actually qualify for the word “diva.”
As if Susan Boyle’s looks hadn’t been insulted enough, Robin Williams has been asked to play the singer in a biopic. [NY Post] — Poor Susan. Didn’t they see her cute makeover in Harper’s Bazaar?
Bob Dylan’s upcoming gig has nothing to do with music. He said, “I am talking to a couple of car companies about being the voice of their GPS system.” [TwentyFourBit] — And I thought the answer is blowin’ in the wind?
Journalists Laura Ling and Euna Lee, who were imprisoned in North Korea until earlier this month, are being criticized by activists who say they compromised the refugee-saving program they reported on because, after the two women were arrested, police raided the areas. [Gawker] — Guess their homecoming welcome is over?
The New York Post ran a picture of Jennifer Aniston being tossed into a trunk while filming “The Bounty” with her co-star, Gerard Butler. In the photo, her legs are flailed open and bloggers freaked out, calling it a crotch shot. [Gawker] — Apparently, some people don’t know the difference between a vagina and a leg?
If you want to spice up your dating life, take your partner to yoga! Everybody’s doing it or, at least, more people are. [Health.com] — You can even use some of those positions, er, elsewhere.
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