She does an excellent job of running down stairs in heels. [On the way to a taping of The View, New York City, 6/11/08]

It was hot and sweaty in NYC yesterday, but that didn’t stop Jessica Simpson from going out for sushi. [New York City, 6/10/08]

You can barely see the singer’s teeny weeny car amongst all those paparazzi. [Los Angeles, 6/10/08]

That leaves $2,999,980 left in her and Spencer’s bank account! [New York City, 6/9/08]

“ZOMG!!!! SAM!!! I missed you so much! It’s been, like, 20 minutes since we were photographed together in a semi-lesbian embrace!” [On the set of Labor Pains, Los Angeles, 6/9/08]

It takes a special person to pull off this hair/makeup look, but we think bad ass model Agyness Deyn does it just right. [East London, U.K., 6/9/08]

And another one on the way! Isn’t it amazing what fate can provide when you fall in love with a marriage man? Psst! Dean got a man-pedi shortly after this pic was taken. [Los Angeles, CA, 6/9/08]

Betty White, Bea Arthur, and Rue McClanahan accept the TV Land pop culture award. Where’s Sophia? [Los Angeles, 6/8/08]

Seriously, the crowd was bigger than the one for New Kids On The Block and we saw at least four signs asking for Chris’ hand in marriage. Step off, girls, that’s Rihanna’s boo. [The Today Show, 6/6/08]

The avid golfer is welcome on our putting green. [Golf Digest U.S. Open Challenge, San Diego, CA, 6/5/08]

The ‘80s supermodel was definitely the best-dressed at Yves Saint Laurent’s funeral. [Paris, France, 6/5/08]

First of all, she’s wearing our turquoise Ray-Ban’s. Secondly, we love that she’s the only adult on a ride with a bunch of little tykes. [Santa Monica, CA, 6/4/08]

The funny couple were marching on Capitol Hill, in support of a cause dear to Jenny’s heart—eliminating the toxins from children’s vaccines. McCarthy has said she believes her son developed autism from vaccines he received as a baby. [Washington D.C., 6/4/08]

The sign behind these two corn dogs seems a wee bit too coincidental…. [Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Disneyland, Anaheim, CA, 6/3/08]

This dress is awesome because it is flattering on women who are pregnant (Poehler) and women who are planning on eating a grande burrito for lunch [Me!—Editor]. [CFDA Awards, NYC, 6/2/08]

“No, seriously, Tom. I don’t want anyone seeing me with you and Katie.” [MTV Movie Awards, 6/1/08]

We saw these and were like, “Damn, those are hot.” [LAX Nightclub, Las Vegas, 5/31/08]

We missed his performance on Good Morning America today, so we don’t know how it ended. [New York City, 5/30/08]

Way to emasculate the dude, MTV TRL hosts! [New York City, 5/29/08]

According to a press release sent to Jezebel, this tittilating New York Times Magazine interview will detail all 275 of TyTy’s modeling smiles “from ‘angry but still smiling’ to ‘flirting with boyfriend.’” Will there be a part two which details all 1,576 of Tyra’s smiling-with-her-eyes poses?