No seriously! That’s what the description on this picture said! We wouldn’t make something like that up. [New York City, 6/18/08]

We think she and Gwyneth Paltrow should declare a black mini-skirt war. [Hancock premiere, Berlin, Germany, 6/17/08]

So this little tween pop act performed on The Today Show yesterday that I’d never heard of, so I looked ‘em up. The Clique Girlz are from Atlantic City, NJ and are comprised of sisters Paris and Destinee—is dad a craps dealer and mom a stripper?—along with their fried Ariel. According to Wikipedia, Paris is the princess, Destinee is the rocker, and Ariel is the sweetheart. Does anyone else find it disturbing that girls so young—12, 13, and 14, in this case—are being molded into “types”? [New York City, 6/17/08]

Why does this girl look like she got styled before heading to the gym? [Los Angeles, 6/17/08]

Three things we know she already has: straw fedora, fierce shades, and a jersey dress. [New York City, 6/1708]

And Catherine is going to be mad that she doesn’t have that plaid. [Radio 1, London, U.K., 6/17/08]

And she also makes good use of the intense wind. [Jorge Posada Gala, New York City, 6/16/08]

Fingers crossed that the black eyes and swollen face she’s sporting do not indicate cosmetic surgery of some kind. Because we thought she was perfect before. Then again, if it’s not plastic surgery…has some a-hole been beating up on our beloved Target Lady?! [Los Angeles, 6/16/08]

The Law & Order: SVU actress and her grossly good-looking family posed with Mr. Potato Head, who probably felt bad about himself in comparison. [Los Angeles, 6/13/08]

Or “prune”. Whatever floats your boat. [London, U.K., 6/12/08]

She’ll definitely add a little color to the DMV. [Los Angeles, 6/12/08]

I’ve got good news for the 8-year-old girl/gay boy inside of all of us.  Your parents may have ruined Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and maybe even where babies come from, but they can’t take away the mythical, magical, magnificent Unicorn!  It lives! Granted, in captivity, but a beautiful unicorn has been prancing around a nature preserve in Italy.  Its mother, who was rescued after being hit by a car, gave birth at the facility to the now 10-month old baby roe deer.  While scientists claim the horn is a genetic mutation, this “Unicorn” is still proof of what seemed to be just a fabled fantasy. Here’s hoping there’s a mermaid out there too! [Telegraph via Dlisted]

Tommy recently told Rolling Stone, “Pamela and the kids have moved in with me…. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. You can tell on the kids’ faces — they’re happy when we’re together.” [Las Vegas, 8/19/95]

The supermodel and her boyfriend (Interpol’s hot lead singer) enjoy the lovely evening Spring temps. [New York City, 6/11/08]

The actress/singer signs autographs after her appearence on The Late Show With David Letterman. [New York City, 6/11/08]

Fringed moccasin boots are not ideal footwear for running errands on an 87-degree day. [New York City, 6/11/08]