Paris Hilton must love sports or at least the men that play them. After suddenly breaking up with boyfriend/minor league baseball cutie Doug Reinhardt, Paris was seen snuggling up to soccer sexpot Cristiano Ronaldo. She is now apparently back with Reinhardt after her little soccer tryst.

Keep clicking for some other female celebs satisfying their athlete fetish, after the jump…

Jamie Kennedy better watch out. Girlfriend Jennifer Love Hewitt recently told Jamie—oh, and every listener in the LA area tuned into the “JohnJay and Rich” show—that if Jamie doesn’t propose to her by this time next year, there will be “a situation.” Ironically, the couple was on the radio show to deny engagement rumors. So I guess we’ll see how that turns out. [Celebitchy]

I’ve never been a fan of woman who pester their guys about puttin’ a ring on it. And for some reason, it seems like an awful lot of celebrities are doing this publicly, which just seems wrong. Click on for the hall of shame.

Stop whatever you are doing, we have breaking news: Paris Hilton needs a new BFF. If you are thinking that she already has a BFF, Britney from MTV’s show “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF,” then you are obviously stuck last season. In the highfalutin world of Paris, the “Forever” in “Best Friend Forever” is of a more temporary nature, since the show is about to begin its second season. How long will the winner of this show last? Until the third season? Maybe I am just cynical because I hate to see friend-breakups. In a moment of optimism, we at The Frisky decided that Paris does indeed deserve a true BFF, but she just hasn’t been looking for the right characteristics. Paris needs more than another young hot party animal, so we put on our match-making hats to her true BFF.

Paris and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton have soooooo much in common. They both lead a jet-setting life style, love meeting other famous people and travel with an entourage. 

I admit, back in the day I was definitely “that girl” who covered her walls in *NSYNC posters and waited outside after their concert just to catch a glimpse of JT. I considered my young boy band love a “healthy” obsession, but nowadays teenyboppers and crazy fans are getting serious ridiculous with their celebrity devotion.

This Paris Hilton fan wears her heart on her wrist. Unfortunately the heart is part of Paris’ signature now permanently etched in her skin. The only Paris anyone should love this much includes baguettes and berets. [TMZ]

After the jump, check out some more fans whose love of their fave celebs will last forever. Or until they turn 30 and realize they need laser removal.

So much more than a mere rubber band and yet serving the same function, the scrunchie has been in retirement for years now, biding its time like Britney Spears of Lord Voldermort. But the time has finally come for a comeback. And what a comeback it is. Aside from a forceful push by American Apparel, which now offer scrunchies in hipster-approved incarnations like gold lamé and neo- yellow, Jessica Biel—she of the taut ass and pretty clothes—is an early re-adopter of the scrunchie. Check out the illustrative image above for visual evidence. (Ignore the fact that the ponytail is a suspiciously a different color from the rest of her hair, squint hard, and you’ll almost believe that she’s scrunchied out of her own accord.)

Yesterday, “American Idol” alum and Tony Award Nominee Constantine Maroulis kicked off the Broadway Summer Softball League’s 55th season by singing the National Anthem. But according to his shirt, Maroulis was celebrating something else, too. He proudly donned a baseball-tee that read, “Hooray For Boobies.” Um, ew? We have to give the famous Simon Cowell scowl to this shirt.

We thought the days of the message t-shirt were behind us. Alas, no. When we took a look around Celebuland, we noticed lots of other stars sporting ironic, obnoxious, and plain old WTF tees. Get ready to cringe.

It’s warm out. We’re schvitzing a little. But we, unlike some people we watch from a distance, have not taken the heat as an excuse to go completely insane in the wardrobe department. Because no, everything does not become okay just ‘cause it’s hot out. Learn from these celebs’ mistakes…

Shorts that short, Pam Anderson, are not actually shorts. They are tightie-whities.

Earlier today, we shared a choice quote from the ever-controversial Brooke Shields, who says that if she had it to do over again, she would have gotten down and dirty with a dude long before the ripe, old age of 22. But Brooke—how do you think peeps who lost it really young feel? Let’s take a look, shall we?

Angelina Jolie says that she has been a horn dog for a long time, and even recalls making out with boys in nursery school. She lost her virginity at 14 to her first BF, but her lover must not have been very satisfying because after the deed, she began cutting him with a knife. We hope Brad is good in the sack cuz we kinda like having him around. [FlyLip.com]