• Jamie Lynn Spears gives us the finger, and parties it up. [TMZ]—We’re glad the girl is finally acting her age, but we’re a little scared about what’s in the cup.
• Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston have reportedly split up. [Us Magazine] —He was too cute for her, anyway.
• Courtney Love seems to have recovered from her mid-life crisis, and is on to bigger and better things…like starting her own fashion line. [Refinery 29] —I have to admit, I’m more scared than excited.

In a truly awesome moment in reality television history, during one of this week’s episodes of “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here,” Stephen Baldwin baptized Spencer Pratt in the jungle while Sanjaya read a prayer. Thanks to his wife Heidi, Spencer became a born-again Christian. Now he says stuff like, “I’m a work in progress. I’d never been to church until I met Heidi. She got me to go—it was a big step. The walls shook a little bit as I first cruised in, but Jesus and I are making the connection.” The only thing that could have made this better would have been Janice Dickinson singing “Amazing Grace” in the background.

Oh, but Spencer isn’t the only celeb to find god. Click on for others.

Most girls want to be just like their big sisters, right? Well, that can be hard when your big sis is big time. Miley Cyrus’ little sister, Noah, is only nine, but she’s already showing signs of becoming a mini-Miley. Exhibit A: her YouTube series “Noie and Em.” Exhibit B: the fact that she goes by Noie, which sounds an awful lot like Miley. Exhibit C: the other day, Noie was photographed on the red carpet wearing a pink Juicy Couture dress, way too much mascara, and pounding a Red Bull. Supposedly, Noie has her sights set on Disney, like someone we know. “I love my sister Miley,” she said. “When I grow up I want to be just like her.” Right, because Miley is so grown up herself.

After the jump, an ode to the little sisters of Hollywood.

Justin Gaston accompanies Miley Cyrus, her sister Mandi, and a friend on a run to Sushi Dan. [Studio City, CA, 5/28/09]

A few days ago, Miley Cyrus tweeted: “i jiggled my thighs and they shook on their own for 3 mississipis [sic] no more late night lucky charms.” Not only can’t the 16-year-old star spell, but she’s insecure about her body.

Afterwards, there was a bit of a backlash, and people started calling her fat. Outraged by these “cyber bullies,” Miley continued tweeting quips about how everyone’s thighs should jiggle, and that even Nicole Richie, who has one of the tiniest bodies of all, has jiggly thighs. Miley’s still growing into her body, so it’s expected that she feels a little uncomfortable in her skin. However, she and other celebrities should stop broadcasting their insecurities to the world. It’s only making us regular girls feel worse about ourselves.

“Hannah Montana: The Movie” raked in $34 million smackers this weekend, double what was expected. But Miley Cyrus promises that this movie, in which her character goes to Tennessee and decides to officially give up performing as her alter ego, is fo’ reals her last time playing Hannah. [LA Times] — If you listen closely, you can hear girls across the country crying themselves to sleep in their Hannah Montana pink pillowcases.

Miley Cyrus has to promote “Hannah Montana: The Movie,” which is projected to earn $1 billion, so what does she do? She heads to Glamour for her first women’s magazine cover. Forget the fact that the movie is rated G and, therefore, way off target for Glamour‘s readers.  And, instead, question what 16-year-old Miley has to say to women. Despite the title of the cover story, “America’s Most Famous Girl Grows Up,” Miley sounds like the typical teenager and gives an interview that would have been more appropriate for Seventeen.

Kate Winslet has gotten naked for several movies, including “The Reader” and “Titanic,” and it seems that Hugh Hefner has evaluated her assets and think she’s Playboy material: “It’s a competitive market, more than it used to be, so she would be a most welcome addition in our pages.” The funny thing is, Hefner basically says this about any woman in the news. During Miley Cyrus’s Vanity Fair photo scandal, Hef invited her to strip for his magazine when she’s of legal age. After Lindsay Lohan posed naked mimicking Marilyn Monroe for New York magazine, Hefner reportedly wanted her to do a similar shoot for Playboy. Following her sexy GQ cover, Jennifer Aniston was reportedly approached by Hefner and offered $4 million to pose. Oh, and let’s not forget that he had hoped to get Sarah Palin as a centerfold. Hugh doesn’t seem to get it; Just because a woman will take off her clothes for “art” doesn’t mean she’ll take everything off for him. We’re going to take a wild guess and say that Winslet would never in a million years pose naked for Playboy—unless the economy gets even worse, of course.

In recent years, a bevy of celebrities—from A-list to Z-list—have been busted using language or behaving in a way that goes against typical societal notions of political correctness. And thanks to the Internet, everyone on the planet is the wiser. This week, a photograph of Miley Cyrus slanting her eyes in a mock-Asian gesture hit the web. Fans, haters, and the Asian-American community were on her instantly, demanding an apology. Suffice it to say, if you’re anywhere near the public eye, you have to be smart if you’re going to be offensive.